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[19:12] <WiiBowDash> Hai wortho
[or: Connection reset by peer]
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[19:13] <GmKBot> Hai wortho... Hortho
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[19:13] <WiiBowDash> :confused:
[19:13] <Wortho_> ...
[19:13] <Wortho_> .......
[19:13] <Wortho_> fuckmaster mc shitty balls
[19:14] <Wortho_> how do YOU like it?
[19:14] <Wortho_> i'm notfeelingyournipples
[19:14] <WiiBowDash> O_O
[19:14] <ChauffeR> Wortho_: wat

EDIT:
[19:43] <killer1525> my instructor was attacking the legs
[19:43] <GmKBot> You know killer1525, attacking the legs is much like making love to a "beautiful" woman
[19:43] <GmKBot> You've got to shock the tasty crap
[19:43] <GmKBot> fetch the ninja
[19:43] <GmKBot> and finally tag the skyrim.
 

Megatron

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18:05:10 KingSam has quit IRC [Quit: I've left you.]
18:05:15 <GmKBot> I hope they don't come back.
18:06:47 <Megatron> GmKBot quit being a bitch
18:06:52 <GmKBot> You know Megatron, being a bitch is much like making love to a beautiful woman
18:06:54 <GmKBot> You've got to skip the untouchables
18:06:56 <GmKBot> Ping the greek
18:06:58 <GmKBot> and finally headbutt the hcs.
 

VeryHighUp

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[17:48] == mode/#blocktopia [+v Snowma] by ChanServ
[17:55] <Marn> Bah Snowma
[17:55] <Marn> Who let her in?
[17:55] <Snowma> :(
[17:55] <GmKBot> *downloads some porn for snowma*
[17:55] <Marn> Lol!
[17:55] <Marn> Well
[17:55] <Marn> Since you have porn Snowma
[17:55] <Marn> You are welcome here
[17:55] <Snowma> YAYAYAYA
[17:55] <Marn> As long you share it ;)
[17:57] <killar1525> :D
 

mariosatr

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<GmKBot>Category: Geography : Surfing is believed to have originated here ?
<GmKBot>1st Hint: ****** Question Value : 300 Points
<mario|netbook>~
<GmKBot>Hint: h
<GmKBot>2nd Hint: ha**** 20 secs & 150 Points Remaining
<mario|netbook>~
<GmKBot>Hint: haw
<GmKBot>3rd Hint: hawaii 10 secs & 75 Points Remaining
<GmKBot>Times up! The answer was -> hawaii <-
<mario|netbook>Fuck
<mario|netbook>I missed it
<mario|netbook>-_-
<GmKBot>:-)
 

mariosatr

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<GmKBot> What the.
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<GmKBot> "CHANNEL" TAKEOVER DETECTED! Everyone run around screaming~%percent#£*#*!~#^^@%percent#££
<Marnixxie> :O
<GmKBot> Omg.

EDIT:
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<James81818> I am so confused :eek:
<mariosatr> GmKBot is an impostor
<Lily> O_O
<James81818> dun dun DUN
<Lily> GmKBot are you an imposter?
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<mariosatr> :confused: CHAOS
<Lily> r nt
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<mariosatr> What did I tell you, he's an impostor
<Lily> D:
<Lily> It is an imposter!
<mariosatr> ./ban GmKBot
<James81818> ._.
* mariosatr slaps GmKBot
<Stam> :O
<James81818> :O run away!
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<Lily> The real GmKBot would have said something about raping the Queen on a subway with tomato juice
<Stam> Why's everyone so mean to GmKBot?
<James81818> Stam, what lily said is pretty true xD
 

Swate

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Well.. went AFK on Trivia, came back, and...
[10:02] <GmKBot> Vulgar. A penis ?
[10:02] <GmKBot> 1st Hint: **** Question Value : 500 Points
[10:03] <GmKBot> 2nd Hint: di** 40 secs & 250 Points Remaining
[10:03] <GmKBot> 3rd Hint: di** 20 secs & 125 Points Remaining
[10:03] <GmKBot> Times up! The answer was -> dick <-
:\ lol
 

Razinao

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What mocking Brickwolf turned into. Also included is GmKBot.

[8:26pm] Razinao: Brickwolf, You could've made Death Run using TNT software.
[8:26pm] Razinao: ;p
[8:27pm] BrickWolf: SHUT UP
[8:27pm] Razinao: It'd have been more efficient! :D
[8:28pm] Razinao: Fill a room with /gscmds that check if the variable $lava was at x
[8:28pm] Razinao: every second x is increased, and it does the lava...
[8:31pm] BrickWolf: Well that was fun.
[8:31pm] Forseti joined the chat room.
[8:31pm] Smaned: indeed
[8:31pm] Forseti: indeed
[8:31pm] Ogarci: Forseti.
[8:31pm] GmKBot: *wins forseti and Smaned*
[8:31pm] Forseti: Ogarci.
[8:31pm] Ogarci: Come play deathrun.
[8:31pm] Forseti: I'm your replacement.
[8:32pm] Smaned: You just missed it, forseti
[8:32pm] Forseti: wat
[8:32pm] dirtcake: ogar you moron
[8:32pm] Smaned: new lava game mode
[8:32pm] dirtcake: it's down
[8:32pm] dirtcake: :c
[8:32pm] Forseti: wat
[8:32pm] Ogarci: Oh
[8:32pm] Ogarci: :(
[8:32pm] dirtcake: he shut it down
[8:32pm] Forseti: I was in lava earlier
[8:32pm] dirtcake: to fix those bugs
[8:32pm] scotty12345: XDD
[8:32pm] scotty12345: the main map
[8:32pm] scotty12345: was like
[8:32pm] scotty12345: griff griff griff
[8:32pm] GmKBot: Was like... wike.
[8:32pm] Razinao: OOH
[8:32pm] Forseti: i'm no grief
[8:32pm] Razinao: I know a VERY GOOD MAP
[8:32pm] Forseti: you are fuck
[8:32pm] Razinao: that we could use
[8:32pm] dirtcake: no forseti
[8:32pm] Razinao: hightower from tnt
[8:32pm] dirtcake: yuo are fuck
[8:33pm] Razinao: 512x high, 8x8 cross-section
[8:33pm] _Infected_ is now known as Damer.
[8:33pm] scotty12345: XD
[8:33pm] Forseti: lolol
[8:33pm] Razinao: gotta get down the tower as fast as possible.
[8:33pm] Smaned: What's the one tower map on zombie?
[8:33pm] Razinao: with a ton of adminium and every other block on earth.
[8:33pm] Razinao: erm.
[8:33pm] Razinao: no idea don't care.
[8:33pm] Vatumok: there's a zombie map named hightower too
[8:34pm] Vatumok: but I doubt it would work for deathrun
[8:35pm] Damer: a ton of adminium and every other block?
[8:35pm] Forseti: tumok tumok tun, tumok tumok tun, tumok tumok tun, va va va
[8:36pm] Razinao: allow me to take this moment to mock brick's silly decision to make them use lava software.
[8:36pm] Razinao: lava doesn't have all blocks opable
[8:36pm] Razinao: tnt does.
[8:36pm] You were kicked from the chat room by BrickWolf. (Allow me to take the oppertunity to shove my foot up your ass.)
[8:36pm] Topic changed to "Blocktopia's Community Chat || Feel free to idle, or ping an OP if there is an important problem || TS server: ts.blocktopia.net || Twitter: @blocktopia || IRC-Statspage: http://btstats.dyndns.org/ || Trivia in #blocktopiatrivia || Server status: http://btstatus.dyndns.org" by Megatron!~Megatron@host-92-26-58-17.as13285.net.
[8:36pm] You rejoined the room.
[8:36pm] You were granted voice by ChanServ.
[8:36pm] Razinao: Owch.
[8:36pm] jackamel joined the chat room.
[8:36pm] Razinao: Alright.
[8:37pm] Razinao: I'll stop then; p
[8:37pm] jackamel: hey
[8:37pm] BrickWolf: :D
[8:37pm] Razinao: mmmm.
[8:37pm] Razinao: proper physics.
[8:37pm] BrickWolf: DIE
[8:37pm] Razinao: You know I'm actually going to see if that works
[8:37pm] Razinao: Making a death run work in tnt.
[8:38pm] Forseti: u mad BrickWolf?
[8:38pm] GmKBot: YOU KNOW RAZINAO, AKING A DEATH IS MUCH LIKE MAKING LOVE TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
[8:38pm] GmKBot: oops, -d -caps
[8:38pm] GmKBot: YOU'VE GOT TO FIDN THE GRIM
[8:38pm] Razinao: gmkbot, shut up
[8:38pm] GmKBot: CRIESSSDS THE LEAF
[8:38pm] GmKBot: AND FINALLY SQUEEZE THE ORGIES.
[8:38pm] GmKBot was kicked from the chat room by Dead-gone. (Don't write in caps! 30 minute ban otherwiswe!)
[8:38pm] GmKBot joined the chat room.
[8:38pm] GmKBot was granted voice by ChanServ.
[8:38pm] Razinao: HAHAHAHAHA
[8:38pm] Forseti: lol
[8:38pm] BrickWolf: AHAHHAHAHHAHA
[8:38pm] • GmKBot stamps foot
[8:38pm] GmKBot: *sulk*
 

James81818

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0:12] <Ooglie101> LOL JAMES FIAL


[20:21] <James81818> swedens
[20:21] <VeryHighUp> sweden
[20:21] <GmKBot> YES, VeryHighUp got the answer -> sweden

James81818> Hathforn
[20:38] <VeryHighUp> herp
[20:38] <Ooglie101> ~
[20:38] <Dessern5> haven
[20:38] <VeryHighUp> hawthorn
[20:38] <GmKBot> VeryHighUp gets 900 points for: hawthorn
[20:38] <James81818> hawthorn


[20:42] <Ooglie101> The Accordion
[20:42] <GmKBot> YES, Ooglie101 got the answer -> The Accordion <- in 23.601 seconds, and gets 75 points
[20:42] <GmKBot> Ooglie101 has won 2 in a row! Total Points TODAY: 2175 this WEEK: 2175 & this MONTH: 2175
[20:42] <James81818> accordion


20:44] <VeryHighUp> 800 bc
[20:44] <James81818> 800 bc
[20:44] <Dessern5> 888
[20:44] <GmKBot> YES, VeryHighUp got the answer -> 800 bc <-


20:45] <James81818> beatles
[20:45] <Ooglie101> The beatles
[20:45] <GmKBot> YES, Ooglie101 got the answer -> The beatles <-


20:49] <Ooglie101> les James81818
[20:49] <GmKBot> lesbian James81818

20:52] <James81818> cocker spaniel
[20:52] <GmKBot> 3rd Hint: Coc*e* **a*ie* (A*e*i*a*) 10 secs & 225 Points Remaining
[20:52] <GmKBot> Times up! The answer was -> Cocker Spaniel (American) <-


Played for one hour and got all these fails. I GET THE POINT, I STINK AT TRIVIA!
 

ZombiePineapple

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<ZP> so GmKBot what you up to?
<Marnixxie> Probably sex
<GmKBot> I'd Probably her sex.
<Marnixxie> You see?

* ZP punches GmKBot
* GmKBot shatters ZP back with a report
<ZP> o.o

* WiiBowDash slaps GmKBot
<GmKBot> arrrgh my bum! now i only have 414014 left
<GmKBot> look, here in this warehouse
<WiiBowDash> :confused:

GmKBot is totally random

Edit: Another one
<ZP> GmKBot why do you have so many bums?
<GmKBot> I think Ultimate|Away knows...
<ZP> ....
 

Refrigerated_Elements

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GmKBot makes no seance
[12:19] <WiiBowDash> GmKBot how many people do you kill a day?
[12:19] <GmKBot> -2
[12:20] <VeryHighUp> HE SAVES LIVES
[12:20] <VeryHighUp> OMG UR MY HERO
[12:20] <WiiBowDash> GmKBot did you kill 61786572658789678923658938659823689326993 people?
[12:20] <GmKBot> yes and i'm gonna do it again tomorrow under a book
[12:20] <catgirl12466> ...
[12:20] <VeryHighUp> GmKBot why do you murder?
[12:21] <GmKBot> it's sexy :)
[12:21] <catgirl12466> ......
[12:21] <WiiBowDash> :confused:
[12:21] <VeryHighUp> GmKBot why is murdering sexy?
[12:21] <GmKBot> because i'm ugly :O
[12:21] <Marnixxie> :(
[12:21] <WiiBowDash> :confused:
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[12:22] <WiiBowDash> GmKBot did you safe 285927860 lifes?
[12:22] <GmKBot> Yarr :)
[12:22] <WiiBowDash> Um
[12:22] <WiiBowDash> Dis is weird
[12:22] <Aequus> GmKBot, you slave lives, and then kill them after you get done saving them?
[12:23] <GmKBot> And thaaan?
[12:23] <Aequus> And then GmKBot, you laugh at their dead bodies?
[12:23] <VeryHighUp> GmKBot, do you eat the carcasses of the murdered?
[12:23] <GmKBot> Always ~oof~
[12:23] <Aequus> Eww
[12:23] <Aequus> ;C
[12:23] <WiiBowDash> :confused:
[12:24] <WiiBowDash> GmKBot kill GmKBot
[12:24] * GmKBot stabs Gmkbot
[12:24] <WiiBowDash> I hope that did the trick
 

DarthLego5679

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[20:55] * GmKBot pleasures smelyalata
@smelyalata
U r bad at irc, i ben u nao. u mis d gud part.
Feb 18 19:51:15 *DarthLego5679 shuns smely so that smrl will show up
Feb 18 19:51:19 *halo422321 says hi to gmkbot
Feb 18 19:51:24 *GmKBot says halo422321 back with an astorian
Feb 18 19:51:32 <halo422321>Mean
Feb 18 19:51:51 <smelyalata>:0
Feb 18 19:51:51 <halo422321>brb
Feb 18 19:51:54 <GmKBot>yikes
Feb 18 19:52:41 <DarthLego5679>GmKBot, do you take smelyalata as your lawfully wedded bride?
Feb 18 19:52:46 <GmKBot>i do
Feb 18 19:52:48 <GmKBot>despite having no mouth
Feb 18 19:52:50 <smelyalata>nooooooooooooooooooooo
Feb 18 19:52:57 <WiiGoGetter>moo
Feb 18 19:53:12 <DarthLego5679>And do you, smelyalata, take GmKBot as your lawfully wedded bot/husband?
Feb 18 19:53:19 <smelyalata>No :mad:
Feb 18 19:53:34 <killer1525>r nt
Feb 18 19:53:35 <halo422321>SPAM
Feb 18 19:53:39 <GmKBot>r
Feb 18 19:53:41 <DarthLego5679>Whatdidjasay?
Feb 18 19:53:46 <DarthLego5679>I can't hear you.
Feb 18 19:53:51 <smelyalata>Who me
Feb 18 19:53:56 <DarthLego5679>Yes you.
Feb 18 19:54:00 <halo422321>yes
Feb 18 19:54:00 <smelyalata>I said no D:
Feb 18 19:54:04 <killer1525:mad:
Feb 18 19:54:05 <DarthLego5679>Your name is smely, correct?
Feb 18 19:54:07 <halo422321>you spammed
Feb 18 19:54:08 <smelyalata>Yes
Feb 18 19:54:12 <DarthLego5679>Good.
Feb 18 19:54:15 <GmKBot>Goooooooooooooooood.
Feb 18 19:54:19 <halo422321>spam
Feb 18 19:54:22 <DarthLego5679>I now pronounce you bot and wife.
Feb 18 19:54:26 <halo422321>spam alert spam alert
Feb 18 19:54:29 <smelyalata>;-------;
Feb 18 19:54:29 <DarthLego5679>GmKbot, you may kiss the bride.
Feb 18 19:54:33 <smelyalata>He can't
Feb 18 19:54:34 <smelyalata>He has no mouth
Feb 18 19:54:45 <DarthLego5679>GmKBot will find a way, won't you?
Feb 18 19:54:49 <GmKBot>i'm not psychic
Feb 18 19:54:53 <smelyalata>He'll use a sock puppet
Feb 18 19:54:54 <smelyalata>:G
Feb 18 19:55:03 <smelyalata>my sock puppet marries his sock puppet
Feb 18 19:55:04 <DarthLego5679>GmKBot, where are you honeymooning to?
Feb 18 19:55:08 <halo422321>lol
Feb 18 19:55:09 <GmKBot>At Away|2k10's house.
Feb 18 19:55:13 <DarthLego5679>:confused:
Feb 18 19:55:16 <killer1525>gmkbot kiss smelyalata
Feb 18 19:55:20 <DarthLego5679>Does he know you're doing that?
Feb 18 19:55:22 <smelyalata>D:
Feb 18 19:55:30 <ChauffeR>nt go down on smelyalata
Feb 18 19:55:30 <DarthLego5679>Oh well.
Feb 18 19:55:33 *GmKBot pleasures smelyalata
Feb 18 19:55:35 <smelyalata>I don't
Feb 18 19:55:36 <smelyalata>-
Feb 18 19:55:37 <smelyalata>Hhioaegioagidg
Feb 18 19:55:38 <killer1525>XD
Feb 18 19:55:41 <DarthLego5679>Ya' know
Feb 18 19:55:47 <halo422321>Spam
Feb 18 19:55:47 <DarthLego5679>This is ALL going in the IRC thread
Feb 18 19:55:54 <WiiGoGetter>yes uss
Feb 18 19:55:57 <WiiGoGetter>Yes(
Feb 18 19:55:58 <smelyalata>You're making this marriage public!?
Feb 18 19:55:59 <smelyalata>D:
Feb 18 19:56:01 <DarthLego5679>Yes
Feb 18 19:56:06 <killer1525>i guess gmkbot is doing the right thing with the women :D
Feb 18 19:56:07 <halo422321>lol lol lol
Feb 18 19:56:07 <DarthLego5679>Bored has a right to know!
Feb 18 19:56:11 <PickYerPoison>YOU MAY NOW KISS THE...
Feb 18 19:56:17 <DarthLego5679>Hi Pick.
Feb 18 19:56:18 <PickYerPoison>...does this thing even count as a bride?
Feb 18 19:56:23 <smelyalata>..............
Feb 18 19:56:25 <PickYerPoison>Or is it the groom?
Feb 18 19:56:27 <smelyalata>;-;?
Feb 18 19:56:31 <DarthLego5679>GmKbot is the groom
Feb 18 19:56:31 <PickYerPoison>Isn't this kind of thing banned in most states?
Feb 18 19:56:39 <DarthLego5679>Eh, this is Japan.
Feb 18 19:56:49 <WiiGoGetter>rolf
Feb 18 19:56:57 <PickYerPoison>Oh, because they just let /everything/ go because they're /asians./
Feb 18 19:57:02 <PickYerPoison>I see how it is, you xenophobe. :
Feb 18 19:57:03 <PickYerPoison>|:(
Feb 18 19:57:09 <smelyalata>:eek:
Feb 18 19:57:11 <DarthLego5679>I ain't.
Feb 18 19:57:33 <DarthLego5679>And what nationality is GmKBot?
Feb 18 19:57:37 <GmKBot>a noob
Feb 18 19:57:40 <DarthLego5679>German, or-
Feb 18 19:57:42 <DarthLego5679>Oh.
Feb 18 19:57:45 <smelyalata>That settles it
Feb 18 19:58:18 <WiiGoGetter>GmKBot do you like smelyalata?
Feb 18 19:58:24 <smelyalata>Say no
Feb 18 19:58:30 <DarthLego5679>Wii, where were you?
Feb 18 19:58:35 <DarthLego5679>He just married her.
Feb 18 19:58:39 <Marn>GmKBot is from Luxembourg :mad:
Feb 18 19:58:40 <WiiGoGetter>Ik
Feb 18 19:58:43 <GmKBot>Basically, can i phone a friend?
Feb 18 19:58:53 <DarthLego5679>To...like your wife for you?
Feb 18 19:58:54 <WiiGoGetter>GmKBot do you like smelyalata?
Feb 18 19:58:57 <GmKBot>of course
Feb 18 19:58:57 <smelyalata>wat.
Feb 18 19:59:00 <DarthLego5679>Ah.
Feb 18 19:59:00 <killer1525>i'm very tempted to place this quote [20:55] * GmKBot pleasures smelyalata in the zombie chat :p
Feb 18 19:59:10 <Marn>GmKBot do you abuse women?
Feb 18 19:59:13 <smelyalata>D:
Feb 18 19:59:13 <GmKBot>any chance i get *squeaky*
Feb 18 19:59:15 <GmKBot>stolen?
Feb 18 19:59:20 <smelyalata>I don't even
Feb 18 19:59:31 <DarthLego5679>This is going to be one WEIRD post...
I got to officiate at @smelyalata and GmKBot's wedding. Pick made an appearance as well.
@bored38496 since you and smely will be broken up now.
 
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