IRC quotes thread

[DarkHender]

02:56 Ronaldo is now known as RonaldoZzZz
02:56 GmKBot: G'night.
02:56 GmKBot: *hugs*
03:00 GmKBot: Was I snoring again?
03:02 RonaldoZzZz has left IRC (Ping timeout: 380 seconds)

Yes gmkbot, you even drove ronaldo away.


something really long

Spoiler

23:50 |DarkHender| is now known as Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] myusername22: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: You're Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] myusername22: omg ur banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned I tell you! Banned!
23:50 Avallis: [Main] myusername22: you are banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] WiiGoGetter: Your banned banned.
23:50 Banned: OMG THE PINGS
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned I tell you! Banned!
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] WiiGoGetter: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] oneillolivia: why did i even bring it up.
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] cooliorules: BANNE
23:50 Avallis: [Main] WiiGoGetter: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned I tell you! Banned!
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] cooliorules: BANNED*
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] WiiGoGetter: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] WiiGoGetter: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] cooliorules: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] cooliorules: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] WiiGoGetter: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: c:
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] ClockworkMyr: banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] cooliorules: Banned
23:50 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: <3
23:51 Avallis: [Main] cooliorules: xD
23:51 Avallis: [Main] WiiGoGetter: Banned
23:51 Avallis: [Main] cooliorules: PIIINNNNGGGGG
23:51 Avallis: [Main] myusername22: banned
23:51 Banned: oh mother of god.
23:51 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: <3
23:51 Avallis: [Main] myusername22: banned
23:51 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: c:
23:51 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: c:
23:51 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:51 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:51 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: Banned
23:51 Avallis: [Main] cooliorules: WE LOVE YOU
23:51 Avallis: [Main] myusername22: banned
23:51 Avallis: [Main] zack27999: and I'm done
23:51 Avallis: [Main] oneillolivia: OKAY ANYWAY
23:51 Banned: I'll kick your booty all the way into the lava

 

[FrenchSanta12]

[10:48] <+Avallis> [Main] chrisrocks300: keep a gun in your rom
[10:49] <+Avallis> [Main] chrisrocks300: room*
[10:49] <+Avallis> [Main] LizzzyxD: dude
[10:49] <+Avallis> [Main] LizzzyxD: who do i look like
LizzzyxD

 

[Ceres]

[21:25] <foxararma> GmKBot are you high?
[21:25] <GmKBot> Yes
[21:25] <GmKBot> wait! i mean no.

So that's why GmKBot is odd...

 

[zezmi]

[12:18.29] <buildbuild12>12
[12:18.29] <Bram>the name is BramNetwork123
[12:18.30] <buildbuild12>1
[12:18.30] <buildbuild12>2
[12:18.30] <buildbuild12>3
[12:18.30] <buildbuild12>4
[12:18.31] <zezmi> loo
[12:18.31] <buildbuild12>1
[12:18.31] <buildbuild12>2
[12:18.32] <buildbuild12>3
[12:18.32] <buildbuild12>4
[12:18.32] <zezmi> l
[12:18.33] <zezmi> Get out
[12:18.34] <buildbuild12>Ey
[12:18.36] <Bram>the password is buildisgay
[12:18.38] <zezmi> Go
[12:18.38] <buildbuild12>Don't advertuse
[12:18.39] <Prizyms|Away>count to zezmi before 5 posts
[12:18.39] <zezmi> what
[12:18.40] <zezmi> LOL
[12:18.40] <buildbuild12>advertise
[12:18.42] <buildbuild12>SCREENSHOTED
[12:18.43] <buildbuild12>REPROT
[12:18.44] <Bram>I'm not advertising
[12:18.44] <zezmi> dat ass
[12:18.45] <buildbuild12>REPORT
[12:18.46] <zezmi> pass
[12:18.47] <zezmi> *

-----

;-;

 

[ultimatenerd22]

[22:45] <GmKBot> Life is goooood!
[22:45] <GmKBot> This is fun!
[22:45] <GmKBot> My anus is bleeding
[22:45] <GmKBot> MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
xD.

um, this is actually a quote from this.
AND NO I WASNT SEARCHING ANUS...

 

[Jivvi]

K, so this is from the new launcher, which logs chat also!
It was still funny, so here it is
:3

Spoiler: Listening

[Builder] BetaPanda: lagg
[Builder] BetaPanda: dude
[Builder] chrisrocks300: ill do it.
[Builder] BetaPanda: glowstone?
[Builder] BetaPanda: it could crash the server
[Builder] BetaPanda: like wester made a GIANT Sphere
[Builder] chrisrocks300: k its done
[Builder] Jivvi: XD

 

[Prizyms]

K, so this is from the new launcher, which logs chat also!
It was still funny, so here it is
:3

Spoiler: Listening

[Builder] BetaPanda: lagg
[Builder] BetaPanda: dude
[Builder] chrisrocks300: ill do it.
[Builder] BetaPanda: glowstone?
[Builder] BetaPanda: it could crash the server
[Builder] BetaPanda: like wester made a GIANT Sphere
[Builder] chrisrocks300: k its done
[Builder] Jivvi: XD

This isn't an IRC quote, please use the BuildBox quotes thread for quotes from this server.

 

[Jivvi]

Whups, didn't know that, thanks!

~
GmKBot shows his softer side:

Spoiler

[17:21] <GmKBot> You are a stupid bloody moron with no right to exist as a sentient being

 

[Dess]

[10:41] <+Dess> my arm is in pain
[10:41] <zezmi> D:
[10:41] <+Dess> I had to go get a TB shot
[10:41] <+Dess> And ow
[10:41] <zezmi> From what?
[10:41] <zezmi> oww
[10:42] <+Dess> I hate needles
[10:42] <GmKBot> awww
[10:42] <buildbuild12> :c
[10:42] <GmKBot> poor zezmi
[10:42] <zezmi>
[10:42] <zezmi> Yea
[10:42] <zezmi> No
[10:42] <buildbuild12> LOL
[10:42] <zezmi> Not poor me...
[10:42] <+Dess> I was about to say thanks gmkbot
[10:42] <buildbuild12> LOLOLOL
[10:42] <+Dess> Now I hate you

Thank you for the sympathy gmkbot....

 

[DarkHender]

"It's like adding more bulge"
orly MikeTang?


[01:17.17] <DarkHender> moo
[01:17.20] <GmKBot> *moos back to Darkhender*

YEAAH!

 

[Fruit]

[19:07] <GmKBot> er, not that far in, would be really painful at this time of evening

Hey now GmkBot

 

[Marlem]

OH GOD. WHAT HAVE I DONE.

Spoiler

[13:10]< Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] Marlem: There are no woman on the internet
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] Marlem: only men
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] Marlem: and horses
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] lordj: And ponies

[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] Biblius: RoF=Team Females
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] alex1998: Team Females 2
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] alex1998: Half Females 1
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] iiDeathCookies: Rituals of Female
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] alex1998: Legend of Females
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] Supermegacheater: Team Fabulous 2
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] davidjl123: Journey to Femal
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] davidjl123: Journey to Female
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] lordj: Left 4 Females
[13:10] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] iiDeathCookies: League of Females m8
[13:11] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] davidjl123: Femalecraft
[13:11] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] iiDeathCookies: Femalelands
[13:11] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] Super_Goku: LoF?
[13:11] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] Ahiya: World of Femalecraft
[13:11] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] davidjl123: Female
[13:11] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] alex1998: Super_Female
[13:11] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] lordj: Super Mario Females
(sorry there's nothing here)
[13:15] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] scotty12345: female12345?
[13:15] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] iiDeathCookies: Alan Female
[13:15] <Biblius|> <+Avallis> [Main] iiDeathCookies: Alien vs Females

 

[ultimatenerd22]

 

[Fruit]

[22:17] <GmKBot> I'd white her house.

 

[Jivvi]

Trivia with Mikey

[18:47] <GmKBot> Hint: noth
[18:47] <GmKBot> 3rd Hint: not*i** *a* **o* u* *o* 10 secs & 500 Points Remaining
[18:47] <Jivvi> aus
[18:47] <Jivvi> ~
[18:47] <Jivvi> ~
[18:47] <Mikey> ~
[18:47] <Jivvi> ~
[18:47] <Jivvi> ~
[18:47] <GmKBot> Hint: nothin
[18:47] <Jivvi> ~q
[18:47] <Jivvi> q
[18:47] <GmKBot> Times up! The answer was -> nothing can stop us now <-
[18:47] <Jivvi> q
[18:47] <Mikey> nothing can stop us now
[18:47] <Mikey> NO
[18:47] <Mikey> NO
[18:47] <Mikey> NO
[18:47] <Mikey> NO
[18:47] <Mikey> NO
[18:47] <Jivvi> XD
[18:47] <Mikey> AHH FUCKYOU GMKBOT

 

[Fruit]

[22:25] <GmKBot> oh really well what do you think, "talking" testicle?

 

[Jivvi]

Bram13

Spoiler: Futility

[20:07] <Jivvi> BRAM
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM
[20:08] <Jivvi> Bram13
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM
[20:08] <Jivvi> Bram13
[20:08] <Jivvi> Bram13
[20:08] <Jivvi> Bram13
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM WAKE UP
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM WAKE UP
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM WAKE UP PLEASE
[20:08] <Jivvi> COMEON BRAM WAKE UP PLEASE
[20:08] <Jivvi> COMEON BRAM WAKE UP PLEASE
[20:08] <Jivvi> BRAM WAKE UP CMON
[20:09] <Jivvi> Bram13
[20:09] <Jivvi> Bram13
[20:09] <Jivvi> Bram13
[20:09] <Jivvi> ...


[20:09] <Jivvi> :c

Edit: Hooray!
[20:12] <Bram13> yo jivvi
[20:12] <Jivvi> :D

 

[Jivvi]

Trivia h4x



[20:44] <Jivvi> 1883
[20:44] <Nottykitten> 1883
[20:44] <GmKBot> YES, Nottykitten got the answer -> 1883 <- in 29.598 seconds, and gets 75points
[20:44] <GmKBot> Nottykitten has won 1 in a row! Total Points TODAY: 1700 this WEEK: 1700 & this MONTH: 1700




[20:57] <Jivvi> 0
[20:57] <Nottykitten> 0
[20:57] <GmKBot> YES, Nottykitten got the answer -> 0 <- in 5.318 seconds, and gets 300points
[20:57] <GmKBot> Nottykitten has won 2 in a row! Total Points TODAY: 2350 this WEEK: 2350 & this MONTH: 2350
^ And again ^

 

[davidjl123]

[06:59] <davidjl123> GmKBot, what the fuck is Avallis?
[06:59] <GmKBot> a creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating
[06:59] <davidjl123> ok
[07:00] <davidjl123> Thanks for your time.

 

[Jivvi]

[20:51] <davidjl123> uuuu
[20:53] <Prizyms> thou hast betrayed us, davidjl123
[20:53] <davidjl123> Mojang, java 7, and hacker's fault.
[20:53] <Prizyms> GmKBot courtmartial davidjl123 with banzai
[20:53] <GmKBot> Davidjl123's Prison Poser!
[20:53] <GmKBot> Rules simple. Simply decide if you think I'll find davidjl123 innocent.
[20:53] <davidjl123> oh no!
[20:53] <GmKBot> Place bets now! (!bet innocent and !bet guilty, one bet per person)
[20:53] * GmKBot throws davidjl123 in the brig to await charges
[20:54] <Prizyms> !bet guilty
[20:54] <Prizyms> BUT MAINLY MOJANG
[20:54] * GmKBot is blown away by force of Prizyms's statement
[20:54] <GmKBot> What you waiting for? bet now!
[20:54] <Prizyms> as you should be, GmKBot
[20:54] <GmKBot> Betting ends!
[20:54] <GmKBot> Davidjl123, you are charged with existing, and gross incompetence.
[20:54] <GmKBot> You have been found innocent, have a nice day.
[20:54] <davidjl123>
[20:54] <davidjl123> ok
[20:54] * GmKBot feels davidjl123
[20:54] <Prizyms> BANNED NOOB

 

[Jivvi]

User-aff43b5e: How do I change my username? xDD

8:12pm​

Jivvikins: click on your name in the bottom right corner and change it to WillchillIsAbum

8:12pm​

Jivvikins: :]
You are now a fan of User-aff43b5e.
User-aff43b5e changed their name to WillchillsAbum

8:13pm​

Jivvikins: :DDDD
WillchillsAbum is now your fan!

 

[Jivvi]

[07:06] <GmKBot> Don't picture Bill Gates and the queen in pvc and "covered" in Raspberry yogurt *eg* having sex with each other on a bus
[07:06] <Bram> OMG

 

[Jivvi]

Spoiler: The Perfect Storm

[20:58] == Jivvi [webchat@CPE-124-187-33-190.lns11.cha.bigpond.net.au] has joined #blocktopia
[20:58] == Swate [webchat@CPE-123-211-215-59.lnse4.woo.bigpond.net.au] has joined #blocktopia
[20:59] <Swate> JIVVI LOL
[20:59] <Jivvi> SWATE LOL
[21:00] <Swate> lol
[21:00] <Swate> LOL
[21:00] <Jivvi> LOL
[21:00] <Swate> YOU GAVE ME 136 ALERTS LOL
[21:00] <Jivvi> R U A PIRATE LOL
[21:00] <Swate> YEAH
[21:00] <Jivvi> KOOL
[21:00] <Jivvi> I R A PIRATE
[21:00] <GmKBot> KOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[21:00] <Jivvi> :D
[21:00] <GmKBot> =D
[21:00] <Jivvi> GMKBOT R U A PIRATE
[21:00] <Swate> gmkbot are you
[21:00] <Swate> tgaiusfygsaiassaugag
[21:00] <Swate> YOU FORGOT THE ?
[21:00] <Jivvi> YES
[21:00] <Swate> GMKBOT AREY OU A PIRATE?
[21:00] <Jivvi> GMKBOT R U A PIRATE?
[21:01] <Swate> YEAH
[21:01] <GmKBot> someone set up us the bomb
[21:01] <GmKBot> coffee
[21:01] <Swate> YES
[21:01] <Swate> LOL
[21:01] <Jivvi> IKR GMKBOT
[21:01] <Jivvi> SPLICE THE MAINBRACE
[21:01] <Jivvi> SET SAIL FOR TREASURE
[21:01] <Swate> gmkbot courtmartial jivvi with banzai
[21:01] <Swate> LOL
[21:01] <GmKBot> The jivvi Being In Brig Bet!
[21:01] <Jivvi> NO
[21:01] <GmKBot> Rules simple. Simply decide if you think I'll find jivvi innocent.
[21:01] <Swate> YES
[21:01] <Swate> LOL
[21:01] <GmKBot> Place bets now! (!bet innocent and !bet guilty, one bet per person)
[21:01] <Jivvi> !bet sexy
[21:01] * GmKBot throws jivvi in the brig to await charges
[21:01] <Swate> !bet innocent
[21:01] <Swate> no
[21:01] <Swate> NO
[21:01] <Jivvi> !bet innocent
[21:01] <Swate> !bet guilty
[21:01] <GmKBot> Come on, bet!
[21:01] <Swate> NOOOO
[21:01] <Jivvi> lolswate
[21:01] <GmKBot> Betting ends!
[21:02] <GmKBot> jivvi, you are charged with improper conduct with Deputy Wall Licker 97th Class Splock, and exploding the USS Enterspace
[21:02] <Jivvi> :D
[21:02] <GmKBot> You have been found guilty, and are "sentenced" to degauss the entire viewscreen with a toothpick. And may God have mercy on your soul.
[21:02] <Swate> heh heh hehhhhhhh
[21:02] <Jivvi> GMKBOT COURTMARTIAL SWATE
[21:02] <Jivvi> >:D
[21:02] * GmKBot throws swate in the brig to await charges
[21:02] <Swate> NO]
[21:02] <Swate> I'M INNOCENT i TELL YOU
[21:02] <Jivvi> WALK THE PLANK, SWAB
[21:02] <Swate> ahem
[21:02] <Swate> it's
[21:02] <Swate> SWAG
[21:02] <Swate> nojk ew
[21:02] <Jivvi> SWAB LOL
[21:02] <Swate> !bet LOL
[21:02] <Jivvi> U R BAD PIRATE LOL U LUBBER
[21:02] <Swate> no
[21:02] <GmKBot> SWATE, you are charged with "having" sex on a shuttle, and attempting to replicate the Kazon.
[21:02] <GmKBot> You have been "found" innocent, have a nice day.
[21:02] <Jivvi> LOL
[21:02] <Swate> YAY
[21:02] <Jivvi> WTF I HAS TO GO GOODMIGHT
[21:02] <Swate> but shuttles are cool
[21:03] <Jivvi> ASDF
[21:03] == Pim [webchat@5356AC50.cm-6-7c.dynamic.ziggo.nl] has joined #blocktopia
[21:03] <Swate> OKE GODNITDE
[21:03] <Jivvi> LOLPIM
[21:03] <Swate> OHAI PIM
[21:03] <Jivvi> MISSED IT
[21:03] <Swate> PIMPIMPIKM
[21:03] <Swate> PIMPKIN
[21:03] <Swate> LOL
[21:03] <Pim> Haider
[21:03] <Jivvi> LOLGNIGHT
[21:03] <Swate> LOLNITE
[21:03] <Jivvi> SWEET DREAMS
[21:03] <Swate> NO U
[21:03] <Jivvi> GMKBOT COURTMARTIAL SWATE
[21:03] <Swate> GmKBot courtmartial Jivvi with banzaio
[21:03] <Jivvi> LOL
[21:03] <Swate> LOL
[21:03] <GmKBot> Who?
[21:03] <Swate> WHO IS BANZAIO
[21:03] <Jivvi> U LOOZ
[21:03] <Jivvi> GMKBOT COURTMARTIAL SWATE
[21:03] <Swate> gmkbot courtmartial Jivvi with banzai
[21:03] * GmKBot throws Swate in the brig to await charges
[21:03] <GmKBot> I'm sorry Sir, I already have someone in the brig - please try again later, or empty the Recycle Bin.
[21:03] <Swate> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANO
[21:03] <Swate> u
[21:03] <Swate> u did this
[21:04] <Swate> !bet poop
[21:04] <GmKBot> "Betting" ends!
[21:04] <GmKBot> SWATE, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH EXISTING, AND HAVNIG SEX WITH A CLASS M P;LANET
[21:04] <GmKBot> grrr -; -caps
[21:04] <Swate> NO
[21:04] <GmKBot> You have been found innocent, have a nice dfay.
[21:04] <GmKBot> huk, -f
[21:04] <Swate> I DIDN'T
[21:04] <Swate> IT'S ALL THE P;LANET'S FAULT
[21:04] <Swate> ;______________: goodnight
[21:04] <Jivvi> KILL THE PLANET
[21:04] <Swate> I need to go and face my existence charges
[21:04] <Swate> KILL IT
[21:04] <Swate> GNIGHT
[21:04] == Swate [webchat@CPE-123-211-215-59.lnse4.woo.bigpond.net.au] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[21:04] <Pim> night
[21:05] <Jivvi> NIGHT
[21:05] <Jivvi> LOL

 

[zezmi]

[08:26.29] <Old_Man_Oak_63> GmKBot eat zezmi
[08:26.33] <GmKBot> *eats zezmi*
[08:27.09] <zezmi> Not again
[08:27.10] <zezmi>

 

[superstein]

This thread needs to be revived.

[20:29] <GmK> supersteein: you can collect hats during christmas time with gmkbot
[20:29] <GmK> you have to pull crackers with him
[20:29] == UltimateBudgie [~chatzilla@lol.au] has joined #blocktopia
[20:29] == mode/#blocktopia [+v UltimateBudgie] by ChanServ
[20:29] * supersteein pulls an xmas cracker with GmKBot
[20:29] <GmKBot> *harrumph* :]
[20:29] <GmKBot> what a normal sounding "cracker"
[20:29] <supersteein> !hats
[20:29] <GmKBot> blah i didn't win
[20:29] <GmKBot> har! you got a permanent *jealous*
[20:29] <GmKBot> None.
[20:30] <supersteein> yay--
[20:30] <supersteein> WTF
[20:30] <GmKBot> karma for yay is now -1
[20:30] <supersteein> shit
[20:30] <GmKBot> cunt
[20:30] <supersteein> fuck you
[20:30] <GmK> ....well that went well
[20:30] <supersteein> I'm not getting very lucky with him today