Paranoia thread

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  1. <+NKorea|R|BST|> Greetings, comrade!
  2. <@FRIENDCOMPUTER> "Comrade? Are you trustable?"
  3. <@FRIENDCOMPUTER> The captain snaps at NKorea.
  4. * +NKorea|R|BST| salutes, dropping Frank
  5. <+NKorea|R|BST|> SIR YES SIR!
  6. <@FRIENDCOMPUTER> The GREEN R&D scientists all avoid eye contact with the captain.
  7. <@FRIENDCOMPUTER> "AND YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BE, YOU LITTLE RAT!"
  8. * +Dange|R|OUS| stands at attention, saying nothing.
  9. <@FRIENDCOMPUTER> "YOU GOT A WAR FACE, SON?"
  10. <@FRIENDCOMPUTER> "RAAAAAAAAA!"
  11. <@FRIENDCOMPUTER> "LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE, SON!"
  12. <+NKorea|R|BST|> FUS RO DAH
  13. <@FRIENDCOMPUTER> Everything made of glass in the room shatters instantly. The BLUE officer's head explodes.
  14. <+Dange|R|OUS|> YOU FOOL
  15. * +Dange|R|OUS| stops running
  16. * +NKorea|R|BST| remains saluted.
  17. * +Dange|R|OUS| yells at the greenies
  18. <+NKorea|R|BST|> MY WAR FACE WAS VERY EFFECTIVE, SIR!
  19. <@FRIENDCOMPUTER> Some of the R&D officers in one corner scream as some sort of mutant lizard crawls out of its broken specimen tank and starts clawing at them.
Yup.
 
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