A Hippos in reality are bad people and basically kill baby kangaroos because they are plotting to overtake the dam u str8 hippo and invade the western side of London and the capital of Touch Our Bums and build a super long sentence. Suddenly a huge butterfly flew over and destroyed the entire president's house as well as eating every cat it ever saw in the park doing barrel rolls. Later that day they went to McDonalds to eat some burgers with the God of Sharks. That God married the butterfly. This angered the almighty pink potato who destroyed the God of sharks who ate hippos and Marnixxie's socks. While in Europe the bad hippos are planning to destroy the shark and every monkey and pink potato. So flying pizzas tryed to stop Princess Bubblegum from helping the hippos and destroying things with paper spoons. Then Qubes started to stop hippos to save the universe from hippos. This ended badly and hippos won and all your precious earth ruined. Then they moved a galaxy far, far away where they hid ruins. Inside of the big blue star of ultimate doom, there was a earth ruin suction that sucked the impossible princess into earths remaining ruins. The impossible princess just sat down and looked nice because thats impossible. Anyhow, a wild earth ruin decided that she should destroy other planets. Without using any nuclear bombs she Took a slice of a banana and destroyed planets. She then sat on hippo temple. The temple nuked and destroyed everything. Then a potato became a gangster and turned into the most majestic egg in the brand new earth. The egg was...... AN EARTH DESTROYER! So the gigantic earth destroyer destroyed the new earth. The angry god eated chicken nuggets