Excuse me move out the way with all your special sandwiches and lemme tell you about my basic butt one I always get. It goes a little somethin' like this:
9-Grain Honey Oat bread because I am healthy as frick yo
Ham up in that beach
Lettuce fo' dat' extra green shiz
(Lite) Mayo to add to the taste I've already been skimpy with calories might as well round it up
No cheese because I'm lactose intolerent
And finally, some gosh darn Pickles because I am not a risk taker.