YOU KNOW
I COULD POST TWO NUMBERS
OR
I COULD GO IN DEPTH AT REVIEWING THIS GUY'S SHIT
LET'S GO
NOW SPLOORKY IS A VERY FASCINATING GUY. HE'S A LAVA VET OP AND AN A&T GUIDE, SO HE OBVIOUSLY KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND. BUT HIS AVATAR. MAN, YOU GOTTA LOOK MORE CONFIDENT. NOBODY IS GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU IF YOU RUN AROUND WITH A DISCONCERTED LOOK IN YOUR HUGE ANIME EYES. YOUR IMAGE SIMPLY ISN'T READY FOR BEING A VET OP. I GIVE YOU 3 ARBITRARY COUNTING OBJECTS OUT OF 10.
HERE, I FIXED IT FOR YOU
ALL YOU NEED IS SHITTILY DRAWN GREEN FIRE AND SUNGLASSES. THAT'S 10 HOT ANIME GIRLS OUT OF 10 RIGHT THERE. CAN'T BEAT THAT.
NOW FOR YOUR SIG-
OH RIGHT I HAVE SIGS OFF
GIMME A SEC
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OH IT'S JUST A WALL OF TEXT
4 SHITS OUT OF 10