Skyrim!

[Jayfeather]

Alright, I'm gonna try playing this game again.

 

[Ciphered]

I'm officially obsessed with arcane enchantments.
Enchanted weapons owned:
Honed Ancient Nord Battleaxe - Shock Damage - "Shockaxe of Rainbow Dash"
Dwarven Greatsword - Fire - "Firesword of Celestia"
Dwarven Dagger - Health Absorb - (I forgot the name)
Dwarven Mace - Fire - "Firemace of Luna"
Imperial Bow - Fire - "Fire of Canterlot"

Note that all of those except the dagger were enchanted and named by myself.

Also, the pony names are mainly placeholders. I'll be thinking of other names once I unlock more - and better - enchantments.

 

[Wyrer]

I bought the game two days ago.
I haven't slept since then.
* abandons real life*

 

[Pick Yer Poison]

I'm officially obsessed with arcane enchantments.
Enchanted weapons owned:
Honed Ancient Nord Battleaxe - Shock Damage - "Shockaxe of Rainbow Dash"
Dwarven Greatsword - Fire - "Firesword of Celestia"
Dwarven Dagger - Health Absorb - (I forgot the name)
Dwarven Mace - Fire - "Firemace of Luna"
Imperial Bow - Fire - "Fire of Canterlot"

Note that all of those except the dagger were enchanted and named by myself.

Also, the pony names are mainly placeholders. I'll be thinking of other names once I unlock more - and better - enchantments.

Oh yeah? Well, my axe can beat up your axe any day of the week!

ALSO WHILE I'M AT IT, MORE DRAGON FIGHTING PICS:

Spoiler

 

[Wyrer]

Andddddd my file has been erased :')
Guess I'll pick it up again in a few months -.-

 

[Ciphered]

Oh yeah? Well, my axe can beat up your axe any day of the week!

ALSO WHILE I'M AT IT, MORE DRAGON FIGHTING PICS:

Spoiler

While I'm unable to take screenshots, I recently found a glass war axe.

Although it isn't as powerful as yours, I gave it the Absorb Health enhcantment and named it Roosevelt's War Axe.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

... How do you name weapons?

 

[Summer10]

... How do you name weapons?

When you enchant them you get the option to right before you actually enchant the item.

 

[Digitalis]

I just got an ebony bow. I enchanted it to be given an additional 31 point fire damage. Hell yes.

 

[Summer10]

I just got an ebony bow. I enchanted it to be given an additional 31 point fire damage. Hell yes.

I did a dungeon and consecutively got every single ebony weapon and piece of armor, not joking. I don't use any of them since daedric weapons/armor are op as hell though.(My companion does, LoL)

 

[Digitalis]

I did a dungeon and consecutively got every single ebony weapon and piece of armor, not joking. I don't use any of them since daedric weapons/armor are op as hell though.(My companion does, LoL)

Where. I must know.

 

[Summer10]

Where. I must know.

I don't know, I think it was in a crypt.. I think it was because all the weapons scaled to my level... not exactly sure though...

 

[Kloud_Strife]

Lets see:

Leader of all the guilds (Companions, college, DB, Thieves Guild)
Worshipper of all the daedra (i.e. did all the quests, wabbajack ftw).
Thane of all Whiterun, Morthal.
Honorary member of the Forsworn.

And with all that accomplished, I'm finally ready to enter Bleak Falls Barrow! <3

 

[Jayfeather]

Thane of Whiterun.
Apprentice to the Mage's Guild.
Uhh
That's it :3
EDIT:
I followed the Riverwood River all the way to the edge of the map.
I suppose that makes me
Riverfish of Riverwood.
Yeaaah.

 

[Summer10]

Lets see:

Leader of all the guilds (Companions, college, DB, Thieves Guild)
Worshipper of all the daedra (i.e. did all the quests, wabbajack ftw).
Thane of all Whiterun, Morthal.
Honorary member of the Forsworn.

And with all that accomplished, I'm finally ready to enter Bleak Falls Barrow! <3

Um was that the

Spoiler

Prison break questline? They will still try to kill you and vice versa if so.....

 

[Kloud_Strife]

Bleak Falls Barrow is the first quest in the actual storyline.

 

[Summer10]

Bleak Falls Barrow is the first quest in the actual storyline.

I underlined what I was questioning, the honorary member of the forsworn, not bleak falls barrow

 

[IAintYoMama]

Hilarious story;

*Skeever appears*
Me: Alright, a skeever easy kill
*I swing my trusty steel sword*
"Your sword has dealed insufficient damage" appears on the top left corner of the screen.
Me: what
*Skeever noclips to the top of the tunnel*
Me: WHAAAAAAAAT

I can imagine the skeever was like:
*Skeever: ur nt kllin meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee trolololol*

 

[Kloud_Strife]

Sorry, that completely escaped my attention. And yeah, the prison break questline. I consider getting there armor enough to be honorary (in retrospect, that sounds a bit stupid).

 

[Digitalis]

At what level can I obtain mastery spells? Is this determined by the level of the skill you have, or your overall level? I noticed my expert level spells appear for sale after I had reached level 25, but I do not know if this was a coincidence.

 

[Summer10]

Sorry, that completely escaped my attention. And yeah, the prison break questline. I consider getting there armor enough to be honorary (in retrospect, that sounds a bit stupid).

They won't attack you at draudach redoubt, but that's it, and be careful because frost and shadowmere will intitiate combat with them.

At what level can I obtain mastery spells? Is this determined by the level of the skill you have, or your overall level? I noticed my expert level spells appear for sale after I had reached level 25, but I do not know if this was a coincidence.

I aasume it is your individual spell talent tree like how lockpickers get to making master locks be much easier, I think this would be the same but with the ability to use master spells

 

[kraby1]

Damn skyrim, Now all I see on youtube is 'arrow to the knee' and 'FUS RO DAH'

I've watched some videos from @One Survivor 's Channel and I gotta say it's pretty cool.

 

[lolpierandom]

I joined the forsworn in No One Escapes Cidhna Mine.

Then I killed Madanach after he gave me my armor.

Then Thonar Silver Blood gave me his ring.

Then I killed the other forsworn, and let thonar die.

Then I sold the armor of the old gods and the silver-blood family ring.

I'm an evil, evil person.

 

[Pick Yer Poison]

Accidentally clip adventurer while killing a spider he's fighting

Adventurer forgives me because it was clearly an accident

Barbaros starts mauling him because no way was that an accident I clearly wanted that guy dead

Goddammit Barbaros

Reload from an autosave just before I met the guy because I don't want Barbaros to kill him

Wait patiently for him to kill the spider on his own so I don't accidentally clip him with my axe

Barbaros starts mauling him because fuck I don't even know maybe he just looked funny

God dammit Barbaros

 

[Kloud_Strife]

Okay, its official. Skyrim guards are retarded.

I was talking to the guards, letting them see my awesome Khajit self and hearing rumors. Then I hear this:
Winterhold guard: "Is that fur growing out of your ears?"

Thought translated me: Gee, yes, thats fur. How unusual on a Khajit. I must be a werewolf or something!
(Go werewolf, maul guard)

Stupid rumors.

Edit: was going to mention this, but forgot.

So I was fighting a dragon, right? The normal drill, arrows and spells, then melee when it went on the ground. Except when it got to the amount of health that they go to the ground on (about a quarter, Im not sure) it flew away. So I was sitting there at its shrine, just waiting for it to come back so I could finish it off, when I saw its dot converging on another dot and I think "Oh, it's killing a bear!" Ten minutes later, the dragon still isn't back, so I go out to look for it. I couple of minutes later, I find its corpse. And a snow bear. And then the snow bear knocks me off a cliff.

My conclusion? That bear was the real dragonborn.