Someone help me with this before I throw my laptop out.

[Barricxde]

I for some stupid reason can not log into the servers, any server at all.
It logs on, then when I try to enter a server on minecraft.net the java circle thing just continues to load for ages before I get an error message saying this:
org.lwjgl.util.applet.appletloader

I've tried uninstalling java, then re-installing, tried a different browser, I've made a new account and logged in that way. Nope, nothing. I'm about at my wits end.

Also when I try and enter premium, it makes me sign in offline.
I've tried uninstalling the .minecraft folder, but no good.
And now thanks to Iguana I can't download it. I get another error message.


I'm sure this is a java issue, But I have no idea how to fix it.
~about 2 seconds away from quitting this crap all together

Help?

 

[Shinyshark]

1) Close browser
2) Goto: Control panel > Java > General > Temporary Internet Files > Settings > Delete files
3) Open browser and try again

I took this from this thread.

 

[Iguana]

If you wanted to redownload the .minecraft, you'd open up Minecraft.exe (the premium one) and it'd redownload it, but seeing as how it signs you in offline, I don't know.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

 

[JtTorso]

You also might have to open Minecraft.exe as administrator.

 

[snowma]

Jesus christ.. if someone is going to at least try and help you dont go off at them when it goes wrong. O_O

 

[dannyboymed]

Grow up and ask nicely when you have a problem, quit being whiny.

 

[Marlem]

Perhaps it's your internet options.

Try changing them one at a time and see the results. If you still can't after one, put it back to normal and try a different option.
If it doesn't work altogether, then I have no idea.

 

[Barricxde]

dannyboymed snowma
It was a joke, actually. Iguana knows it was. Obviously you don't know my sense of humour.

 

[Shinyshark]

dannyboymed snowma
It was a joke, actually. Iguana knows it was. Obviously you don't know my sense of humour.

So did my solution work or...?

 

[Night_Slayer_]

iguana knows it? So the point was to waste our time? :d

 

[davidjl123]

Maybe delete your %appdata%\Local\Temp\www .minecraft.net?