I woke up early this morning taking the usual banana shake and banana cigarette in order to watch the sunrise.
They both tasted like shit but this picture of my face shows otherwise. At least it was edible unlike the rabbit dung everywhere.
And between you and me, the banana cigarettes gave me minor hallucinations of the Lucky Charms Cereal Leprechaun and I liked watching him running away from me tehee.
Basterd thinks he could go away with my cereals. He though wrong. I found him alright and I ate all of his Lucky Charms cereal in front of him while he was crying at me saying that the charms were his children. Bs.
Anyways this was only a fragment of my hallucinations I had from smoking the banana cigarettes. Damn those things were strong. I should give some to my tribe buddies so they could eat some Lucky Charm cereal’s also. After my morning hallucination and watching the sun rise, I went to the jungle/forest (I never really knew wtf it was
ansoro2112 never really specified anything about the island except for the weird ass name :S) to go find something edible.
I did find something to eat. You can guess what it was… It was those damn bananas. I was pretty happy finding those bananas because they were going to fill monthly stock of banana shakes and banana cigarettes.
I am currently selling my banana cigarettes to the other tribes and it’s a big hit. Everybody wants one except the healthy ones. They ruin the business. Oh well.
Here are the current products that I offer to the survivors:
Banana shake:
And banana cigarettes: