Survivor Boa Vista
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Aww, timdood, rim food, 1918? Now don't be mean. Although I think I recall chronos writing in his diary: admire me and don't give up schmuck, you make me wanna chuck up huck Finn, quick get Tim outta this place, he's chained to the foot of the bed, and even in his head, Tim, he knows you're dead.
"Timdood rim food"? What the hell is that?
Say words for their meaning, not because they rhyme.
Unlike you, I do both at the same time.
You've got no coherence, but all of the belligerence,
I don't think any of my cunning words could pierce through your thick skull
If they did, you'd surely be rendered null.
Words more poetic than Lord Byron,
You scream like a banshee while I sing like a siren,
Sentence you to death on the seas,
My lyrics drown out your pleas.
(Sometimes I fear that my verses are too clever for people to understand at a glance. Makes me fear for my life in this challenge.)
Say words for their meaning, not because they rhyme.
Unlike you, I do both at the same time.
You've got no coherence, but all of the belligerence,
I don't think any of my cunning words could pierce through your thick skull
If they did, you'd surely be rendered null.
Words more poetic than Lord Byron,
You scream like a banshee while I sing like a siren,
Sentence you to death on the seas,
My lyrics drown out your pleas.
(Sometimes I fear that my verses are too clever for people to understand at a glance. Makes me fear for my life in this challenge.)
Heh, guess I'll start make it smart...
Light this fire of a rap.
Those other two can't even match, they've got a low level cap.
Enderfive what's that pic? That one in your profile?
Is that the moon on some weed, with a creepy-a$$ smile?
Oh wait I just realized that might be your face...
That sh!t eating grin when I burn you with my pace.
You're the Kanye to my Taylor, but you will let me finish
'Cause just know after this I'll be #winning.
Hey Nitasu is that you? We haven't spoke in a long time!
...but that doesn't change the fact that you can't match my rhymes.
This sick beat, when you hear it, it'll make you quake.
Please, of course you already know it's some pretty high stakes.
You can try your hardest, try your best to "wow"!
But just know not even Pokemon can save you now.
Light this fire of a rap.
Those other two can't even match, they've got a low level cap.
Enderfive what's that pic? That one in your profile?
Is that the moon on some weed, with a creepy-a$$ smile?
Oh wait I just realized that might be your face...
That sh!t eating grin when I burn you with my pace.
You're the Kanye to my Taylor, but you will let me finish
'Cause just know after this I'll be #winning.
Hey Nitasu is that you? We haven't spoke in a long time!
...but that doesn't change the fact that you can't match my rhymes.
This sick beat, when you hear it, it'll make you quake.
Please, of course you already know it's some pretty high stakes.
You can try your hardest, try your best to "wow"!
But just know not even Pokemon can save you now.
Enderfive
sarcasm incarnate
Nice rhymes, nice flow, I suppose you'll expect me to fold
this rap right now and let my tribe down. I bow to your "wow".
But then again, I don't really feel like doing it now.
This low level cap's gonna rip you a new one, ciao.
Let's start with your pitiful try to bring the heat -
perhaps it's got beat but otherwise it's weak
like a meek mouse who hasn't eaten in a week,
like saying you're elite while wetting all the sheets.
My profile pic is indeed a moon that's high on weed.
That grin he's wearing is my face when I read
all the rhymes that your mind breeds cuz I'll
leave them all behind and see that your smile has died.
For that matter, how about your username?
Plsno is what you're called cuz you're about to fail
this rap challenge but you don't wanna take the blame.
No game, no substance, just empty, lame -
that's what your rhymes are, there's no way
you'll be able to win today. Run back to your tribe in shame.
Oh, hey Nitasu, didn't notice you there.
See you later, auf wiedersehn, take care.
I mean, you're probably leaving this thread,
otherwise your head will be rollin' like Ned's;
I don't see why anyone would voluntarily stay
after I've demonstrated my superb wordplay
and the ability with which I simply slay
every single player that gets in my way.
Your win count is zero, mine is one.
You've been in every season and you still haven't won.
You look like a weirdo that knows all about Survivor,
but the fact is, all the trivia doesn't make you MacGyver.
Instead it shows you simply have no life
and could benefit from a jog, am I right?
Now do your best, both of you, I'll be waiting.
I'm the ace pilot here and you're in basic training.
You both have to struggle for words while I wing it,
you guys have nothing on me, so bring it.
this rap right now and let my tribe down. I bow to your "wow".
But then again, I don't really feel like doing it now.
This low level cap's gonna rip you a new one, ciao.
Let's start with your pitiful try to bring the heat -
perhaps it's got beat but otherwise it's weak
like a meek mouse who hasn't eaten in a week,
like saying you're elite while wetting all the sheets.
My profile pic is indeed a moon that's high on weed.
That grin he's wearing is my face when I read
all the rhymes that your mind breeds cuz I'll
leave them all behind and see that your smile has died.
For that matter, how about your username?
Plsno is what you're called cuz you're about to fail
this rap challenge but you don't wanna take the blame.
No game, no substance, just empty, lame -
that's what your rhymes are, there's no way
you'll be able to win today. Run back to your tribe in shame.
Oh, hey Nitasu, didn't notice you there.
See you later, auf wiedersehn, take care.
I mean, you're probably leaving this thread,
otherwise your head will be rollin' like Ned's;
I don't see why anyone would voluntarily stay
after I've demonstrated my superb wordplay
and the ability with which I simply slay
every single player that gets in my way.
Your win count is zero, mine is one.
You've been in every season and you still haven't won.
You look like a weirdo that knows all about Survivor,
but the fact is, all the trivia doesn't make you MacGyver.
Instead it shows you simply have no life
and could benefit from a jog, am I right?
Now do your best, both of you, I'll be waiting.
I'm the ace pilot here and you're in basic training.
You both have to struggle for words while I wing it,
you guys have nothing on me, so bring it.
Alright, you wee laddies think that I'm intimidated?
Hell no, bros, You're about to be DECIMATED.
Ender, I hate to break it to ya, but your facts ain't right
I missed out on one season so Imma bring on the fight
If you can't get accurate intel
You'r head's bound for Winterfell!
I may not have won in Paulet
But I was the true puppet master
Having Raxo do my dirty work
So my rivals left faster
The Jury voted wrong, I'm just like Russell Hantz
Deserved to win in Samoa but the jury shit their pants
They really met their match but they had no balls
They voted for the girl who now gets all the lolz
Survivor Historians (that's a thing) call her the worst winner in history
Why I didn't win is a big mystery
Now on to the good stuff
I'm done with all the fluff
Your face is creepy as shit
Imma beat Plsno with it
Plsno, beating you with the moon will be ok
You'll be repeating your name begging to live another day
You talk a big game with your sick quaking beats
Joke's on you- I've got earbuds inside by sick new Beats (By Dr. Dre)
I can't hear a damn thing
and I have an earthquake shelter
If you can't take the Cambodian Heat
get out, you're gonna swelter.
I may not have won yet
But I'm not outta this contest
I'm a true superfan
Shouting like Troyzan
THIS IS MY ISLAND!
GTFO!
"The tribe has spoken, it's time for you to go"
No Redemption Island for you
New arrivals at Ponderosa, party of two
I have a blog about Survivor, as you may read.
How many Survivors show up in your Twitter feed?
Just today I got thanked by the gorgeous Anna Khait
Wishing her well for the premiere tomorrow- I can't wait!
The reason I should win is I've got dedication
I always watch Survivor live and make my predication
This show is the best! I tweet from my bed
Watching the castaways getting barely fed
Those gross food challenges are the best
making them eat Balut, Tarantula and the rest
Filthy Casuals like you two would turn away and scream
But I'd just shrug- It's much-needed protein
They love me on Reddit- They always click 'upvote'
This contest is over- that's all she wrote.
*drops mic, does epic Jeff Probst exit like the one from Vanuatu*
Hell no, bros, You're about to be DECIMATED.
Ender, I hate to break it to ya, but your facts ain't right
I missed out on one season so Imma bring on the fight
If you can't get accurate intel
You'r head's bound for Winterfell!
I may not have won in Paulet
But I was the true puppet master
Having Raxo do my dirty work
So my rivals left faster
The Jury voted wrong, I'm just like Russell Hantz
Deserved to win in Samoa but the jury shit their pants
They really met their match but they had no balls
They voted for the girl who now gets all the lolz
Survivor Historians (that's a thing) call her the worst winner in history
Why I didn't win is a big mystery
Now on to the good stuff
I'm done with all the fluff
Your face is creepy as shit
Imma beat Plsno with it
Plsno, beating you with the moon will be ok
You'll be repeating your name begging to live another day
You talk a big game with your sick quaking beats
Joke's on you- I've got earbuds inside by sick new Beats (By Dr. Dre)
I can't hear a damn thing
and I have an earthquake shelter
If you can't take the Cambodian Heat
get out, you're gonna swelter.
I may not have won yet
But I'm not outta this contest
I'm a true superfan
Shouting like Troyzan
THIS IS MY ISLAND!
GTFO!
"The tribe has spoken, it's time for you to go"
No Redemption Island for you
New arrivals at Ponderosa, party of two
I have a blog about Survivor, as you may read.
How many Survivors show up in your Twitter feed?
Just today I got thanked by the gorgeous Anna Khait
Wishing her well for the premiere tomorrow- I can't wait!
The reason I should win is I've got dedication
I always watch Survivor live and make my predication
This show is the best! I tweet from my bed
Watching the castaways getting barely fed
Those gross food challenges are the best
making them eat Balut, Tarantula and the rest
Filthy Casuals like you two would turn away and scream
But I'd just shrug- It's much-needed protein
They love me on Reddit- They always click 'upvote'
This contest is over- that's all she wrote.
*drops mic, does epic Jeff Probst exit like the one from Vanuatu*
Enderfive
sarcasm incarnate
Dude, you do realize you're just proving me right?
I think it's time you got out of your basement, catch some light.
Obsessing about a TV show can't be good for health
neither does it develop mental wealth.
A true superfan you might just be,
I say you're just a huge nerd, a geek.
That's not necessarily bad, I'll give you that,
but when that's all you are, then that's just sad.
Literally no one cares about your Twitter feed
and the fact that you do just shows your need
to validate yourself through external means
because you can't really do it yourself, kid.
Reddit might be extra fun for neckbeards
cuz the real world just brings out their tears,
but I, for one, don't really count my upvotes.
This right here is how you really rap, so take notes.
Does my face scare you? That's good, it should.
That's the face of your doom and that's when I'm in a good mood.
Fish food is what you'll be after this all.
Just stopping while you still can would be the best call.
I stand tall next to you two dwarfs,
you're among the peasants while I dine with lords.
In Paulet, sure, maybe you did scheme
with Raxo and made everyone believe
that he was the real threat. I acknowledge that.
But let me tell you now where's the catch:
If you can't make the Jury like you in the top three,
then all the effort you spend to get there will be
all for nothing. That's why it seems to me
like out of us three I'm the best player here.
I think it's time you got out of your basement, catch some light.
Obsessing about a TV show can't be good for health
neither does it develop mental wealth.
A true superfan you might just be,
I say you're just a huge nerd, a geek.
That's not necessarily bad, I'll give you that,
but when that's all you are, then that's just sad.
Literally no one cares about your Twitter feed
and the fact that you do just shows your need
to validate yourself through external means
because you can't really do it yourself, kid.
Reddit might be extra fun for neckbeards
cuz the real world just brings out their tears,
but I, for one, don't really count my upvotes.
This right here is how you really rap, so take notes.
Does my face scare you? That's good, it should.
That's the face of your doom and that's when I'm in a good mood.
Fish food is what you'll be after this all.
Just stopping while you still can would be the best call.
I stand tall next to you two dwarfs,
you're among the peasants while I dine with lords.
In Paulet, sure, maybe you did scheme
with Raxo and made everyone believe
that he was the real threat. I acknowledge that.
But let me tell you now where's the catch:
If you can't make the Jury like you in the top three,
then all the effort you spend to get there will be
all for nothing. That's why it seems to me
like out of us three I'm the best player here.
Aww fuck.
You got me.
I'm just a lame sitting duck.
But the joke's on you.
You're now gonna prove my theory.
You're just a big bully:
Insecure and using this as your bully pulpit
You just want to see my image sullied
You can just put a stop to it.
Your ugly face doesn't scare me
just makes me want to hit it more
send your sorry ass
right out the door
Why I need validation?
It's thanks to fuckers like you
who tormented me all throughout my education
what else can I do?
I should kill myself?
I should be dead?
That's just what you want so you can move on to your next unfortunate soul
It's all you can do to make yourself feel whole
You're a fucking moon
half light and half dark
but you have no bite, it's all bark.
I'll win this challenge i'll do it soon
Why don't you pick on Plsno, he's your own size
Small as a maggot wriggling in my ear
Maybe he can be the one you should terrorize
I'm gonna flick you out and crush you, ya hear?
You're not a threat- just an insecure little shit
I'm done with this now. This is my writ.
You got me.
I'm just a lame sitting duck.
But the joke's on you.
You're now gonna prove my theory.
You're just a big bully:
Insecure and using this as your bully pulpit
You just want to see my image sullied
You can just put a stop to it.
Your ugly face doesn't scare me
just makes me want to hit it more
send your sorry ass
right out the door
Why I need validation?
It's thanks to fuckers like you
who tormented me all throughout my education
what else can I do?
I should kill myself?
I should be dead?
That's just what you want so you can move on to your next unfortunate soul
It's all you can do to make yourself feel whole
You're a fucking moon
half light and half dark
but you have no bite, it's all bark.
I'll win this challenge i'll do it soon
Why don't you pick on Plsno, he's your own size
Small as a maggot wriggling in my ear
Maybe he can be the one you should terrorize
I'm gonna flick you out and crush you, ya hear?
You're not a threat- just an insecure little shit
I'm done with this now. This is my writ.
Enderfive
sarcasm incarnate
Whoah, did I hit a sore spot or something?
Looks like you've run all out of fake bling.
Despite all your Survivor cred, you ain't the king
I'll show you why you don't wanna get hit by my sting.
Plsno is quiet and that's good for him -
looks like he knows that I will surely win
this round and has taken the easy way out
his silence is shouting that I've got the crowd.
He don't want to go down in flames, he just bows
to me and that's less painful than what you're doing now.
Sure, he'll lose the battle, but sometimes it's best
to back down and let the professional do the rest.
I think he's happy with his second place
while you rant on about smashing my face.
Come on, then, do it. I'll be sure to brace
myself for the impact. Oh wait, there's no trace
of any sign of skills in your rhymes.
Trust me, I've endured them for way more than enough times.
All bark and no bite is what you are,
you know, "ill rek u i swer on me mum".
I ain't telling you to go kill yourself,
if that's what you're thinking, maybe go seek help.
This is just a friendly rap battle; if you can't handle it
and have to resort to "insecure little shit"
then it's time to step back and rethink things a bit
before you lose what little is left of your wit.
Looks like you've run all out of fake bling.
Despite all your Survivor cred, you ain't the king
I'll show you why you don't wanna get hit by my sting.
Plsno is quiet and that's good for him -
looks like he knows that I will surely win
this round and has taken the easy way out
his silence is shouting that I've got the crowd.
He don't want to go down in flames, he just bows
to me and that's less painful than what you're doing now.
Sure, he'll lose the battle, but sometimes it's best
to back down and let the professional do the rest.
I think he's happy with his second place
while you rant on about smashing my face.
Come on, then, do it. I'll be sure to brace
myself for the impact. Oh wait, there's no trace
of any sign of skills in your rhymes.
Trust me, I've endured them for way more than enough times.
All bark and no bite is what you are,
you know, "ill rek u i swer on me mum".
I ain't telling you to go kill yourself,
if that's what you're thinking, maybe go seek help.
This is just a friendly rap battle; if you can't handle it
and have to resort to "insecure little shit"
then it's time to step back and rethink things a bit
before you lose what little is left of your wit.
That would probably be me, you're right on the money
He's Ender and she's nita.
I'm so bad at dancing, it's so very funny
But the funny thing is
if you look at the dude
who looks very rude
he's not dancing at all
whereas I'm having a ball
so I win this danceoff
I'mma dance his pants off
and then when he goes for me
I'll bring up my chastity
and this horndog will be done
kicked outta the club, he was no fun
he's banned forever
he can come back never
and that, my friends,
is a lesson to treasure.
Ender, you talk too much.
Like anyone wants to hear that fluff.
It's about burn and I don't even hear a sizzle.
Better heat it up cause you're about to fizzle.
Using all that language like it'll make you seem impressive, better stick to hosting-- I've seen children do better.
I'm not quiet, not gonna be. Even if you do win... oh wait, you won't.
I'll try to keep going for the sake of my tribe, and for that? Heck, I don't even need to be bribed.
And you're right, I'll go and repeat my username... plsno, Enderfive. Just stop while you're ahead :)
Like a phoenix, I'll rise from the ashes, like a rock, you'll go sink with the masses--
Your raps are pretty cute if I do say so myself. All bark and no bite, so keep it moving little elf.
What kind of name is "Enderfive"? Did your mom come up with it? Yikes, that sure took a dive--
It's lame, boring and should be put down. You're old and tired now, can't you see it? Give up now.
I like your try to intimidate me, but in all honesty, nothing can scare me--
Not you, Nitasu, or anyone else. Wanna hear one more? Let me break it down for ya~
It's true that I don't come up with this on the spot. Methodical and calculating is really what I've got.
But at least I have the balls to admit it all--
So Enderfive, with this I say plsno...try to be real for once, you poor soul!
Now little Nitasu, I'm bringing this to you, I've been waiting for this moment--
It's time for you to get a clue.
You wanna beat me with the moon?
You can't even touch me.
Is your win ending soon?
You better believe it
Oh wait, you weren't winning to begin with and that's saying a lot.
Weed-moon's got you beat, and he's worse than a drought.
While I'm at it, lemme say, "Oh you watch Survivor"?
While I'm at it lemme say, "Does it look like I care"?
Don't mean to be rude but when you bust out lines like a prude--
Expecting everyone and their momma to parade into the room like--
"Oh that's a burn, that's super clever!"--- oh wait, oh yeah...said no one ever.
This is Survivor, a rap battle. Don't take it personal.
Can't take the heat? Stay out the kitchen, accept third place, little boy.
And while you're at it, don't reveal your plans. Gloating how used someone to your means.
It just shows you can't be trusted (I'd watch my back, you guys), you could turn at any moment trying to sell your lies--
Like expired milk that no one is buying. Is that what you call your efforts at really trying?
Weed-moon is right, you better step back, you take it too seriously-- you may need some help.
Now Nitasu know that I love ya always, but please do know that in this game we part ways <3
So now I eagerly await your reply to see how you can try to thrive--
After the burns I've given ya.
It's gonna be hard, yeah?
Lemme grab an ice pack so you don't melt down--
Because I want to see your faces since I just took you to town.
EDIT: Misspelled word. Corrected.
Like anyone wants to hear that fluff.
It's about burn and I don't even hear a sizzle.
Better heat it up cause you're about to fizzle.
Using all that language like it'll make you seem impressive, better stick to hosting-- I've seen children do better.
I'm not quiet, not gonna be. Even if you do win... oh wait, you won't.
I'll try to keep going for the sake of my tribe, and for that? Heck, I don't even need to be bribed.
And you're right, I'll go and repeat my username... plsno, Enderfive. Just stop while you're ahead :)
Like a phoenix, I'll rise from the ashes, like a rock, you'll go sink with the masses--
Your raps are pretty cute if I do say so myself. All bark and no bite, so keep it moving little elf.
What kind of name is "Enderfive"? Did your mom come up with it? Yikes, that sure took a dive--
It's lame, boring and should be put down. You're old and tired now, can't you see it? Give up now.
I like your try to intimidate me, but in all honesty, nothing can scare me--
Not you, Nitasu, or anyone else. Wanna hear one more? Let me break it down for ya~
It's true that I don't come up with this on the spot. Methodical and calculating is really what I've got.
But at least I have the balls to admit it all--
So Enderfive, with this I say plsno...try to be real for once, you poor soul!
Now little Nitasu, I'm bringing this to you, I've been waiting for this moment--
It's time for you to get a clue.
You wanna beat me with the moon?
You can't even touch me.
Is your win ending soon?
You better believe it
Oh wait, you weren't winning to begin with and that's saying a lot.
Weed-moon's got you beat, and he's worse than a drought.
While I'm at it, lemme say, "Oh you watch Survivor"?
While I'm at it lemme say, "Does it look like I care"?
Don't mean to be rude but when you bust out lines like a prude--
Expecting everyone and their momma to parade into the room like--
"Oh that's a burn, that's super clever!"--- oh wait, oh yeah...said no one ever.
This is Survivor, a rap battle. Don't take it personal.
Can't take the heat? Stay out the kitchen, accept third place, little boy.
And while you're at it, don't reveal your plans. Gloating how used someone to your means.
It just shows you can't be trusted (I'd watch my back, you guys), you could turn at any moment trying to sell your lies--
Like expired milk that no one is buying. Is that what you call your efforts at really trying?
Weed-moon is right, you better step back, you take it too seriously-- you may need some help.
Now Nitasu know that I love ya always, but please do know that in this game we part ways <3
So now I eagerly await your reply to see how you can try to thrive--
After the burns I've given ya.
It's gonna be hard, yeah?
Lemme grab an ice pack so you don't melt down--
Because I want to see your faces since I just took you to town.
EDIT: Misspelled word. Corrected.
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DAMN, dude. I give you mad props
you can rap damn well
you pull out all the stops
but third place ain't so swell
so I'll take second place
and I'll live to tell
the tale of how I took up all the space
with my super-long raps
with my serene grace
your burns feel like little taps
from a wee lil' babby.
Maybe you can take me to town
you could just pass as my cabby
I won't pay you down
you'll have to earn every cent
you'll drive me around
my car better not have a dent.
I lived in the desert heat
for SIX FUCKING YEARS
I can take your burns- they ain't leet
keep 'em coming- I'm all ears.
you can rap damn well
you pull out all the stops
but third place ain't so swell
so I'll take second place
and I'll live to tell
the tale of how I took up all the space
with my super-long raps
with my serene grace
your burns feel like little taps
from a wee lil' babby.
Maybe you can take me to town
you could just pass as my cabby
I won't pay you down
you'll have to earn every cent
you'll drive me around
my car better not have a dent.
I lived in the desert heat
for SIX FUCKING YEARS
I can take your burns- they ain't leet
keep 'em coming- I'm all ears.
Enderfive
sarcasm incarnate
I'm still here, ain't going nowhere
your dancing skills may be quite fair
but the truth is, this still is a rap battle
and you're not doing very well, better scatter.
I'm rude? Sure, that's kind of the point.
You can't really burn someone without exploit.
Don't take this personally, Survivor's just a game
it's not like I'm inflicting some physical pain.
Perhaps you'd like to take a day to train
your rap game to gain some skills and make me pay.
Of course, if you can't, I understand, it's mad
to think you can ever come close to me, man.
What happened to winning? Now a second place
is all it takes to make you happy. You're a lost case.
Plsno, I kinda liked you better when you were quiet.
Keeping your mouth shut ain't exactly rocket science
and frankly, it was refreshing to have some compliance
but I guess I'll just crush your little defiance.
You say you'll keep trying for the sake of your tribe
and trying is cool, I mean, I guess it's fine,
but there is a line between "hella fine" and "try"
and you just aren't able to cross it, so bye.
There's not one original thought in your raps,
all you have you take from me. I'll go take a nap.
Wake me up when you've come up with something on your own
and maybe this time it won't be so bad to make me groan.
You wanna talk about my name? Again, how 'bout your own?
"Please no," is what you say when you notice my post.
Seriously dude, you're twenty years old
and the best you come up with is this pathetic Plsno?
My name is more real than anything you have.
It's clever and relevant, all in all, pure fab.
But looking at you, it seems like your mom
didn't really, truthfully want to have a son.
your dancing skills may be quite fair
but the truth is, this still is a rap battle
and you're not doing very well, better scatter.
I'm rude? Sure, that's kind of the point.
You can't really burn someone without exploit.
Don't take this personally, Survivor's just a game
it's not like I'm inflicting some physical pain.
Perhaps you'd like to take a day to train
your rap game to gain some skills and make me pay.
Of course, if you can't, I understand, it's mad
to think you can ever come close to me, man.
What happened to winning? Now a second place
is all it takes to make you happy. You're a lost case.
Plsno, I kinda liked you better when you were quiet.
Keeping your mouth shut ain't exactly rocket science
and frankly, it was refreshing to have some compliance
but I guess I'll just crush your little defiance.
You say you'll keep trying for the sake of your tribe
and trying is cool, I mean, I guess it's fine,
but there is a line between "hella fine" and "try"
and you just aren't able to cross it, so bye.
There's not one original thought in your raps,
all you have you take from me. I'll go take a nap.
Wake me up when you've come up with something on your own
and maybe this time it won't be so bad to make me groan.
You wanna talk about my name? Again, how 'bout your own?
"Please no," is what you say when you notice my post.
Seriously dude, you're twenty years old
and the best you come up with is this pathetic Plsno?
My name is more real than anything you have.
It's clever and relevant, all in all, pure fab.
But looking at you, it seems like your mom
didn't really, truthfully want to have a son.
Can you take the Texan heat with all this humidity?
I've lived here for 21, ya just can't beat me.
And if my raps are little taps, they sure got you upset
Cool off from this heat with all your tears? Your face is wet.
Super long raps won't win ya this one, it's gotta be the burns and well, you've got none.
And if I'm your cabby then you'd be real shabby, cause' my rhymes are richer than yours.
I'll take you to town and drop you off at a shelter cause my raps--they swelter and you need to hide.
To avoid getting burned again on this nice cab ride.
Now, now Weed-Moon, be cool :)
I know I've got you excited, divided inside--
About whether you should stay and fight or run and hide.
My defiance is present, my resolve is solid, think I'll cower to you? You've got another thing coming.
To say such things as "Your mom didn't really want a son"
Oh darn, my feelings are hurt... hah, that didn't even burn!
All this shows is that you're desperate, for attention-- zooming 'round like a Hellcat
You're a plane, a drone, you've got no substance--
You say I'm not original? Well you repeat the same things
While you're taking your nap, please dream about me! About how you're writhing in agony...
About how I beat ya.
It was nice to meetcha!
Try not to let the door hit you on the way out.
While you're limping around, injured like you have gout--
I can see I wounded you, but not this badly! It's just a game man, so play it proudly!
To Nitasu and yourself, you two young kids
Your lids aren't on tight, in the head-- you aren't right.
I sure don't know how you sleep at night--
Knowing you try so hard, but you fail so far.
So please let this be a lesson to both of you
Don't challenge a man like me because my rhymes are smooth--
They're pure ecstasy
Too much for two kids like you to handle, yeah?
I've lived here for 21, ya just can't beat me.
And if my raps are little taps, they sure got you upset
Cool off from this heat with all your tears? Your face is wet.
Super long raps won't win ya this one, it's gotta be the burns and well, you've got none.
And if I'm your cabby then you'd be real shabby, cause' my rhymes are richer than yours.
I'll take you to town and drop you off at a shelter cause my raps--they swelter and you need to hide.
To avoid getting burned again on this nice cab ride.
Now, now Weed-Moon, be cool :)
I know I've got you excited, divided inside--
About whether you should stay and fight or run and hide.
My defiance is present, my resolve is solid, think I'll cower to you? You've got another thing coming.
To say such things as "Your mom didn't really want a son"
Oh darn, my feelings are hurt... hah, that didn't even burn!
All this shows is that you're desperate, for attention-- zooming 'round like a Hellcat
You're a plane, a drone, you've got no substance--
You say I'm not original? Well you repeat the same things
While you're taking your nap, please dream about me! About how you're writhing in agony...
About how I beat ya.
It was nice to meetcha!
Try not to let the door hit you on the way out.
While you're limping around, injured like you have gout--
I can see I wounded you, but not this badly! It's just a game man, so play it proudly!
To Nitasu and yourself, you two young kids
Your lids aren't on tight, in the head-- you aren't right.
I sure don't know how you sleep at night--
Knowing you try so hard, but you fail so far.
So please let this be a lesson to both of you
Don't challenge a man like me because my rhymes are smooth--
They're pure ecstasy
Too much for two kids like you to handle, yeah?
Ansoro2112
Hottie
Infected_alien8_
Garry's Mod Admin
(was waiting for someone else to go first but ohwell, apologies for my terrible rapping)
Well I'm glad I've been put in this round against these unworthy foes
because as long as I'm against you two you'll be reaching for new lows
I'm a predator, a monster, about to tear you both to shreds
and I'll start with you first, mythelf, for the coin I flipped landed on heads.
Your name is rightly so, for a myth is what you are,
a non-existent no-life, but me? I'm a star.
You may have won last season but you're just a sob story
of an underdog who played so badly they were pity-awarded the glory.
CaffeinatedKitty, my ultimate duel rival last time,
I think we both concluded that I was the best at rhyme,
the only cool thing you've got going for you is the fact that you're a cat,
but underneath that username lies nothing but a whimpering rat.
Oh wow, you're in a band? What instrument do you play?
The most boring one imaginable, a silly violin, you say?
You're nothing more than an embarrassment, an ear-trauma-inducing disgrace,
you need to rub your strings a bit harder to keep up with my pace.
Now both of you can watch as I fetch my golden medal.
You're both as dumb and useless as a bicycle with no pedal.
Myth, stay sat down, I'll have won this before long,
Caff, keep on pulling those strings and playing my victory song.
(I obviously don't mean any of this sorry don't take offence please <3)
(edited to fix a typo)
Well I'm glad I've been put in this round against these unworthy foes
because as long as I'm against you two you'll be reaching for new lows
I'm a predator, a monster, about to tear you both to shreds
and I'll start with you first, mythelf, for the coin I flipped landed on heads.
Your name is rightly so, for a myth is what you are,
a non-existent no-life, but me? I'm a star.
You may have won last season but you're just a sob story
of an underdog who played so badly they were pity-awarded the glory.
CaffeinatedKitty, my ultimate duel rival last time,
I think we both concluded that I was the best at rhyme,
the only cool thing you've got going for you is the fact that you're a cat,
but underneath that username lies nothing but a whimpering rat.
Oh wow, you're in a band? What instrument do you play?
The most boring one imaginable, a silly violin, you say?
You're nothing more than an embarrassment, an ear-trauma-inducing disgrace,
you need to rub your strings a bit harder to keep up with my pace.
Now both of you can watch as I fetch my golden medal.
You're both as dumb and useless as a bicycle with no pedal.
Myth, stay sat down, I'll have won this before long,
Caff, keep on pulling those strings and playing my victory song.
(I obviously don't mean any of this sorry don't take offence please <3)
(edited to fix a typo)
So Infected, I'm unworthy you say
Last time I checked, I won while you gave way.
You betrayed me last season and it wont happen again.
You called me a myth but I'm actually a legend.
Caff, I didn't forget, lets talk about you.
For someone who talks a lot, you have been mighty quiet this duel.
I bet you can't rap that is why you are silent.
But if that is the case, then concede already and be done with it.
I know there is no hope against me, but lets at least pretend.
I like having a challenge before I ascend.
Last time I checked, I won while you gave way.
You betrayed me last season and it wont happen again.
You called me a myth but I'm actually a legend.
Caff, I didn't forget, lets talk about you.
For someone who talks a lot, you have been mighty quiet this duel.
I bet you can't rap that is why you are silent.
But if that is the case, then concede already and be done with it.
I know there is no hope against me, but lets at least pretend.
I like having a challenge before I ascend.