my hero! :DI arise from the boat, and slowly walk onto the island. Everyone seems to be moving around doing stuff. I see midlow running from the forest and then jumping into my arms. Midlow explains to me how there was this "huge" spider, so I walk over there, being all manly, to go see this said spider. When I reach the edge of the forest, I see a daddy long leg climbing on a tree. I kick the spider and knock the tree over as well, (was a small tree, weak and old, but don't tell anyone that)
"Wait until you come across a tarantula.... oh man I can't wait to see your reaction to it, "
Midlow thanks me and carries on into the woods. I go get the tree, drag it over to a nice shady spot in between two big trees. I snap the tree in half and stick each half into the ground next to the trees, and place large rocks around each to secure them in place. I then find some thick vines, which I then weave together. I tie the woven vines onto each half of the tree, stretching it across, and boom, I have myself one of my famous hammocks. I find coconut, break it in half, drink the milk from one half while I wear the other half on my head as a hat.