The Official Cult of the Lava God

[Numberplay]

Here's some other temple i built.

And here's a proof of one infidel building a water temple RIGHT UNDER the temple on the picture above.

He admitted wanting to be an outcast :/

 

[Valiant_Hogers]

Viva

Here's some other temple i built.

And here's a proof of one infidel building a water temple RIGHT UNDER the temple on the picture above.

He admitted wanting to be an outcast :/

Viva la Water god!

 

[Vino]

Here's some other temple i built.

And here's a proof of one infidel building a water temple RIGHT UNDER the temple on the picture above.

He admitted wanting to be an outcast :/

I was just joking around with sarcasm >_<
Besides, its blue fire, not water.
Viva La Lava!


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[Emues7]

Can I join? I eat a massive amount of spaghetti, which I am sure will please the lava god

 

[trngl3087]

[14:19] <LavaGod> trngl3087: A temple
[14:20] <LavaGod> trngl3087: Then
[14:20] <LavaGod> trngl3087: I will tell a story from the book of lava.
[14:20] <LavaGod> Araidian: ... lol
[14:20] <LavaGod> Araidian: Story TIME
[14:20] <LavaGod> trngl3087: Alright then, listen up
[14:21] <LavaGod> trngl3087: I have to tell the story from here, Win
[14:21] <LavaGod> trngl3087: This is the story of lnk9393
[14:21] <LavaGod> Omar_Sales: I hope it's not biolio-ish
[14:21] <LavaGod> *Araidian listens :3
[14:21] <LavaGod> trngl3087: Now, lnk9393 was quite new to the server.
[14:21] <LavaGod> trngl3087: He understood the basics and how to survive
[14:22] <LavaGod> trngl3087: But one thing he didn't understand was, why didn't the blocks break?
[14:22] <LavaGod> trngl3087: He asked the players in the houses next to him, and even the Ops.
[14:22] <LavaGod> trngl3087: And they all told him, if the lava is not angry, he won't break blocks.
[14:23] <LavaGod> trngl3087: He asked himself "What is a lava server without the lava breaking blocks?"
[14:23] <LavaGod> trngl3087: So he began taunting the lava god.
[14:23] <LavaGod> trngl3087: The others told him to stop, that his plan would not end well.
[14:23] <LavaGod> trngl3087: And eventually he did, but it was too late.
[14:23] <LavaGod> *Araidian is actually into this story : O
[14:23] <LavaGod> trngl3087: the god had been disturbed.
[14:23] <LavaGod> trngl3087: SUDDENLY
[14:23] <LavaGod> lnk9393 joined the game.
[14:24] <LavaGod> trngl3087: lnk9393 notices a warning in the chat
[14:24] <LavaGod> lnk9393: Why don't block breaks?
[14:24] <LavaGod> Araidian: lol
[14:24] <LavaGod> trngl3087: Oh no! it says, the lava god is FURIOUS!
[14:24] <LavaGod> lnk9393: OPs.
[14:24] <LavaGod> trngl3087: Now, lnk9393, was not sure what this meant
[14:24] <LavaGod> lnk9393: Why don't block breaks.
[14:24] <LavaGod> trngl3087: but he was happy that his plan worked.
[14:24] <LavaGod> trngl3087: He had built with obsidian, what could go wrong? he thought
[14:24] <LavaGod> trngl3087: He looked through his windows, and saw the other players
[14:25] <LavaGod> trngl3087: placing ugly yellow blocks in the middle of their homes
[14:25] <LavaGod> trngl3087: "Why are they doing that" asking himself
[14:25] <LavaGod> trngl3087: SUDDENLY
[14:25] <LavaGod> trngl3087: lnk9393 noticed the block in the corner of his floor
[14:25] <LavaGod> trngl3087: IT HAD DISAPPEARED
[14:25] <LavaGod> trngl3087: He thought to himself "maybe I had missed one!"
[14:25] <LavaGod> trngl3087: but THEN
[14:25] <LavaGod> lnk9393: Maybe I had missed one.
[14:26] <LavaGod> trngl3087: when 2, then 4, THEN 6 MORE
[14:26] <LavaGod> *Araidian says, "Oh snap girl, he betta' get outta thar."
[14:26] <LavaGod> trngl3087: had all disappeared, he cried out "GRIEF"
[14:26] <LavaGod> lnk9393: grief
[14:26] <LavaGod> trngl3087: But the Ops were nowhere to be seen.
[14:26] <LavaGod> lnk9393: Why are OPs nowhere to be seen.
[14:26] <LavaGod> trngl3087: He kept crying for help, thinking his house was attacked by griefers
[14:26] <LavaGod> trngl3087: The Ops only looked on in amusement, mocking him in Op chat
[14:27] <LavaGod> trngl3087: lnk9393's entire floor eventually vanished, except for one block on which he stood
[14:27] <LavaGod> trngl3087: He prayed and prayed for the god to spare him
[14:27] <LavaGod> Omar_Sales: Spare me god.
[14:27] <LavaGod> trngl3087: But the great lava god would not listen
[14:27] <LavaGod> trngl3087: And the last block vanished beneath him, and lnk9393
[14:27] <LavaGod> trngl3087: was never seen again.
[14:27] <LavaGod> trngl3087: THE END

 

[Araidian]

[14:26] <LavaGod> *Araidian says, "Oh snap girl, he betta' get outta thar."
I was actually loving that story XD

 

[txcinthehouse]

how in the name of thor do I join it?

 

[Araidian]

"I would like to join in worshiping the lava god."
And sort of explain why you would want to.

 

[txcinthehouse]

I would like to join in worshiping the lava god
because he is HOT

 

[fenna]

DANG IT, I want in D:: My lava god