Hippos, in reality, are bad people and basically kill baby kangaroos because they are plotting to overtake the "dam u str8" hippo, invade the western side of London and the capital of Touch Our Bums, and build a super long sentence. Suddenly a huge butterfly flew over and destroyed the entire president's house as well as eating every cat it ever saw in the park doing barrel rolls. Later that day they went to McDonalds to eat some burgers with the god of sharks. That god married the butterfly. This angered the almighty pink potato, who destroyed the god of sharks, who ate hippos and Marnixxie's socks. While in Europe the bad hippos were planning to destroy the shark, every monkey, and pink potato. So, flying pizzas tried to stop Princess Bubblegum from helping the hippos and destroying things with paper spoons. Then Qubes started to stop the hippos to save the universe from them. This ended badly and hippos won and all of your precious earth was ruined. Then they moved to a galaxy far, far away where they hid in ruins. Inside of the "big blue star of ultimate doom", there was a earth ruin suction that sucked the impossible princess into Earth's remaining ruins. The impossible princess just sat down and looked nice because that's impossible. Anyhow, a wild earth ruin decided that she should destroy other planets. Without using any nuclear bombs, she took a slice of a banana and destroyed planets. She then sat on Hippo Temple. The temple nuked and destroyed everything. Then, a potato became a gangster and turned into the most majestic egg in the brand new earth. The egg was...... AN EARTH DESTROYER! So the gigantic earth destroyer destroyed the new earth. The angry god ate chicken nuggets because, his grammar smelt like GmKBot's posterior. Chickens started eating angry god nuggets. These gave him the worst flatulence until Marnixxie exploded, sleeping with his Cheerio box. Then a cute little monkey tickled our socks off. We started to create a cake filled with blueberry, pancakes and chocolate. After that, potato ate some pancakes and threw up. And the Earth decided to asplode. PikaMintieChu thunderbolted reality and exploded, leaving lots of pizza on its face with ten skimietears which ate its pet hippo Marn, which was gross! After Marn was digested, he flew through the skimietears into the golf ball made of poop. Afterwards, the skimietears decided to die. Suddenly, Marn escaped, puked 100 times, and killed all Marnixxies. They respawned and puked skimietears everywhere! Marnixxie decided to destroy golden potatoes with his. There once was a lurvley creeper who stopped sentences and never copied his amorphous poo. And he wondered, "I am stupid", for I forgot.....
Edit: Ok, this shit grammar has gone far enough. Minor tweaks were made to make it semi-readable. None of the major word things were changed, just some much-needed editing :D