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The Three-Word Story

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The whole story so far:
There wasn't a raider, who was "I'm a penguin" the raider said. He loved his cheesy nibbles, so "I'm a penguin" the raider said as he ate his cheesy nibbles in a dumpster. "I'm a penguin" he said again. I fear that my cheesy nibbles will go stale and then I will cry forever because I want my cheesy nibbles on a penguin because they are mother fucking penguins. And I love Nyan Cat so it is very cheesy pink penguin who is very tired of raiding. We poke penguins and love CoD (NoWeDon't YouEvilLittleMonster GTFO) and love Battlefield to kill some god damned penguins. "chris360kss is evil" said the penguins who died because they ate cheese while bathing in water with bunchies and flowery underwear with vanilla colored earmuffs and gloves that they nitted from pink wool in a cave that was situated in New Jersey. They embarked on a dangerous journey that included potatoes into the depths of the end of the duckland. There, they met a purple koala who enjoyed drinking baby human blood a mint smoothies. The purple koala witch nobody likes did /lick roxaschao. However his friend who was a large yellow walrus ate a huge unicorn that was poisonous and transformed into a penguin made of babies that were really very tasty but they exploded and killed all the fluffy bunnies because they had diabetes so I went and kicked some bunnies that had rabies so they would die and would become a very scary nightmare where everyone is really big and very stupid, but they had big noses, that kept smelling, and sniffed your smelly armpit. Then they died. Why does this smell of rotten cheese (armpit smell like old Swiss cheese)! And after that a creeper went and exploded upon my new house which was a insane yellow mess so now the horrible house painters eliminated their pursuers and flipped their tables into the- (Why does this armpit smell like old Swiss cheese) when you wear a magic pear in underwear? It gets annoying when the goombas sit on you and make you crap your pants and rage 'cause it turns into turtles with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Long words are truly very cool and are hard to spell because they are cool and then the big fucking gun shot into the big pink doughnut and splattered the jelly all over the damn sofa then I sucked a lollipop which made me spew all over the gold plated floor and make it shine like Edward, that vampire nerd boy Lady Gaga. The raider stated that this was a conspiracy man with bad constipation that almost did explode Blocktopia SMP and killed a giant pink Bandicoot. The Bandicoot turned around and fell because there was sharks swimming in a big blood of nuclear kittens which had lasers coming from their face, so the cat spitted rainbows and almost did

and almost did
 
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