Trouble in the West: Pirates vs Cowboys [Signups]

[Fiestaguy]

We all have dictionaries
Specific ones created by fairies
Some help you rhyme
It'll work out in time
Learning to rhyme is preliminariy

 

[Jivvi]

Run along now, you little snot
My limerick skills leave yours to rot
That last rhyme was worse than mine
You skills are quite very sublime
I hope you'll give up soon, you swindly bigot

 

[Nottykitten]

I am a cat
your rhyming is bad
worship me
or all you will be
is dead.

(in mafia)

 

[Fiestaguy]

There are seven people watching this war
While i gotta step in this car
To harmelen i go
While you guys just blow
I'll speak to you all from far.

 

[Fiestaguy]

Let's not bring out the insults.
Let's all act as adults
Otherwise we'll be banned
From this nice dry land
And those are not good results

 

[Jivvi]

Begone, foul feline
You've just crossed the line
Your hairballs and scats
Left so often my cats
Make you rhymes smell just like urine

 

[Fiestaguy]

Jivvy your rhymes are nice
But some are as cold as ice
We need to make up a slogan
tough i got to go in a moment
But both our rhymes have spice

 

[GmK]

 

[Jivvi]

Begone, Knave!
I can see through your blave!
The joke's on you
You won't see this through
I'll rhyme you into the pave

 

[Enderfive]

I'm pretty sure you can see
What this game's gonna turn out to be
It's gonna be the best
It's gonna shadow out the rest
What do you say, do we have a deal?

 

[GmK]

I like beer
especially when this ship is to steer
beer is the best
much more than the rest
what is there to fear?

 

[Fiestaguy]

Begone, Knave!
I can see through your blave!
The joke's on you
You won't see this through
I'll rhyme you into the pave

Don't be stealin' me pirate lingo
Go back to your gramps and play bingo
This town ain't for you
You're weaker than pikachu
Now move away you dingo

 

[Jeercrul]

No, no more limericks.
Allow me to interrupt,
Here, have a haiku.

(secretly jeer can't craft limericks)

 

[Duffie]

Ridin' the torrents, we be
As we be headin' off to sea
But now there's some sand
And nothing but land
... Where the hell are we?

 

[Enderfive]

No, no more limericks.
Allow me to interrupt,
Here, have a haiku.

(secretly jeer can't craft limericks)

Take that first "No" away and it's a haiku.
It's nice to see some change here, so I like you.
There should be a role that's Japanese
So that haiku will fit like a fish in the sea.
Hey, that's another limerick. Cool.

 

[Jeercrul]

Take that first "No" away and it's a haiku.
It's nice to see some change here, so I like you.
There should be a role that's Japanese
So that haiku will fit like a fish in the sea.
Hey, that's another limerick. Cool.

What I typed was a
Haiku, you are mistaken.
Five syllabi, yes.

But alas! I am
The fish out of sea. Here, have
Another haiku.

 

[Enderfive]

What I typed was a
Haiku, you are mistaken.
Five syllabi, yes.

But alas! I am
The fish out of sea. Here, have
Another haiku.

"limericks" has three syllables?

 

[Jivvi]

LET THERE BE LIGHT
BEHOLD MY AWESOME RHYMING MIGHT
YOUR RHYMES ARE QUITE TRIVIEEL
WHILE MINE ARE UTTERLY GENTEEL
DOWN TO THE WIRE, YOU'LL LOSE THIS POETRY FIGHT

 

[Jeercrul]

"limericks" has three syllables?

I'm pronouncing it as lime-ricks, unless that's the wrong pronounciation

 

[Jivvi]

Limmer, like Shimmer
Is the syllable less thinner
Ick as in Lick
Is the next trick
To pronouncing Limerick with grinner

 

[Duffie]

Livin' out in the West
Doin' nothin' but our best
As we're lookin' fer gold
But nobody told
That pirates be holdin' the chest

 

[Enderfive]

I'm pronouncing it as lime-ricks, unless that's the wrong pronounciation

Oh. I don't know, actually, since I'm not from an English-speaking country, but I've always pronounced it li-me-ricks.

Like this: \ˈli-mə-rik\


Now that I looked it up, it seems \ˈlim-rik\ is correct as well, so derp

 

[cooliorules]

Why on earth are we writing Poems?
I'm screwed if it's a requirement for a role LOL

 

[Mooglie]

Moo.
Moo.
Om.
Nom.
Moo.

- my life

 

[Sephhh]

Arr! Give me all ye rum
I dare all of ye to come
Me crew against you landlubbers
Ye boots ain't made of rubber
Aye, all ye just be chewin' some bubble gum