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It's over lava, but I saw it in irc....so yeah. This is the chat at 1 AM, my time:

[00:38] <+LavaGod> super79mario: booo
[00:38] <+LavaGod> 63LittlePiggy63: ..?
[00:38] <+LavaGod> super79mario: boooo
[00:38] <+LavaGod> Shande: ...Pooo?
[00:38] <+LavaGod> 63LittlePiggy63: Mooooo
[00:38] <+LavaGod> super79mario: no booo
[00:38] <+LavaGod> Shande: Shoo?
[00:38] <+LavaGod> 63LittlePiggy63: Mooooo
[00:38] <+LavaGod> super79mario: shooooooe
[00:38] <+LavaGod> asiangirl12: Foomanshoo
[00:38] <+LavaGod> xgen96: Shoo
[00:39] <+LavaGod> xgen96: A shoo
[00:39] <+LavaGod> 63LittlePiggy63: Shoooo
[00:39] <+LavaGod> Shande: Choo choo.
[00:39] <+LavaGod> super79mario: achoooo
[00:39] <+LavaGod> 63LittlePiggy63: :O
[00:39] <+LavaGod> xgen96: Does it come it size 10?
[00:39] <+LavaGod> xgen96: *in
[00:39] <+LavaGod> 63LittlePiggy63: chuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachugga
[00:39] <+LavaGod> 63LittlePiggy63: choo choooo
[00:39] <+LavaGod> xgen96: Banananaaaaaa
[00:39] <+Sploorky> Has the chat gone insane?
 
zezmi

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[08:02] <Prizyms> zezmi
[08:02] <Prizyms> dyel
[08:02] <Prizyms> zezmi doesn't even lift
[08:02] <Prizyms> look at him
[08:03] <zezmi> wow that sounds fun, so how lond does it take him to say all that?
[08:03] <xgen96> Reaaaaaaalllly long
[08:03] <Sp3ct3r_2k11> don't even ask.
[08:03] <Prizyms> GmKBot activate zezmi sensors
[08:03] <GmKBot> *analyses #blocktopia*
[08:03] <xgen96> I heard it was about more than 1 hour.
[08:03] <GmKBot> Zezmi levels of 71 percent detected.
[08:03] <Prizyms> Darn.
[08:03] <zezmi> wow prizmys you have a talent you pinged me twice in 3 comments :eek: :eek:
[08:04] <xgen96> The last I was pinged was...a few days ago.
[08:04] <Sp3ct3r_2k11> zezmi
[08:04] <Sp3ct3r_2k11> you pinged me in every single sentence you make against me
[08:04] <SaltyChicken> zezmi
[08:04] <Prizyms> GmKBot fire everything at zezmi
[08:04] <SaltyChicken> i live in australia
[08:04]* GmKBot swoops in on zezmi, decloaking on the way...
[08:04] <SaltyChicken> 11pm here
[08:04]* GmKBot shoots a little stick with a flag reading 'BANG' on it out from the forward torpedo launchers
[08:04]* GmKBot recloaks
[08:04] <SaltyChicken> 22nd
[08:04] <Sp3ct3r_2k11> GmKBot, courtmartial zezmi with banzai
[08:05] <GmKBot> The zezmi Being In Brig Bet!
[08:05] <GmKBot> Rules simple. Simply decide if you think I'll find zezmi innocent.
[08:05] <GmKBot> Place bets now! (!bet innocent and !bet guilty, one bet per person)
[08:05]* GmKBot throws zezmi in the brig to await charges
[08:05] <zezmi> GmKBot shoots a little stick with a flag reading 'BANG' on it out from the forward torpedo launchers --- OW THAT HUUUUURTS!
[08:05] <Sp3ct3r_2k11> !bet guilty
[08:05] <SaltyChicken> GmKBot, rocket zezmi
[08:05] <Megatron> GmKBot fire cheesecake at zezmi
[08:05] <GmKBot> bet bet bet!
[08:05]* GmKBot swoops in on zezmi, decloaking on the way...
[08:05]* GmKBot rams cheesecake down zezmi throat
[08:05]* GmKBot recloaks
[08:05] <Megatron> GmKBot go down on zezmi
[08:05] <Sp3ct3r_2k11> GmKBot, rocket zezmi
[08:05] <GmKBot> Betting ends!
[08:05] <GmKBot> Zezmi, you are charged with doing warp 5 in 3 zone, and teaching the replicators to make decaffinated beverages.
[08:05]* Megatron gives GmKBot zezmi
[08:05] <GmKBot> You have been fuodn guilty, and are sentenced to lick clean. And may God have mercy on your soul.
[08:05] <GmKBot> Congraturation go to big winner who are Sp3ct3r_2k11. Well done! Riches beyond your "wildest" dreams are yours to taking!
[08:05]* GmKBot goes down on zezmi
[08:05]* Megatron gives GmKBot zezmi
[08:05]* Megatron gives GmKBot a zezmi
[08:05] <GmKBot> -_-
[08:05]* Megatron gives GmKBot a zezmi
[08:05]* Megatron gives GmKBot 2 zezmi
[08:05]* Megatron gives GmKBot

how many time can I get pinged in less than 3 minuets?!?!?!?! (24 times)
 
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[18:32] <GmKBot> you wouldn't steal a handbag
[18:32] <GmKBot> you wouldn't steal a car
[18:33] <GmKBot> you wouldn't steal a barbecue!
[18:33] <GmKBot> you wouldn't shoot a policeman, and then steal his an extra
[18:33] <GmKBot> you wouldn't go to the toilet in it and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow
[18:33] <GmKBot> and then steal it again!
[18:33] <GmKBot> downloading films is stealing!
 
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VeryHighUp said:
[18:32] <GmKBot> you wouldn't steal a handbag
[18:32] <GmKBot> you wouldn't steal a car
[18:33] <GmKBot> you wouldn't steal a barbecue!
[18:33] <GmKBot> you wouldn't shoot a policeman, and then steal his an extra
[18:33] <GmKBot> you wouldn't go to the toilet in it and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow
[18:33] <GmKBot> and then steal it again!
[18:33] <GmKBot> downloading films is stealing!
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superstein This is why I love you! I learn how to do spoiler yay! :D

[19:38] <RMcraft> Will you marry me?
[19:38] <superstein> Probably
[19:38] <RMcraft> Maybe tuesday?
[19:38] <RMcraft> I will call up some friends
[19:38] <superstein> I'm more of a monday guy
[19:38] <superstein> Sorry
[19:38] <RMcraft> Well, I can do monday as well
[19:38] <superstein> Good good!
[19:39] <RMcraft> Will you wear a white suit for me?
[19:39] <RMcraft> I am going to wear a black dress
[19:39] <superstein> White with a speck of black
[19:39] <superstein> Sounds good
[19:39] <RMcraft> People might mistake you as a peacock though
[19:39] <superstein> That's alright
[19:39] <RMcraft> How about I have one square on my dress
[19:39] <RMcraft> That is white
[19:39] <superstein> I prefer a hexagon
[19:39] <RMcraft> Right in the center
[19:39] <RMcraft> Ok
[19:40] <superstein> But whatever floats your boat
[19:40] <RMcraft> Men and there 5 sided objects
[19:40] <superstein> You know it!
[19:40] <superstein> Lololololol
[19:40] <RMcraft> Ok, it will be a hexagon, but a tiny square in side of that
[19:40] <RMcraft> Now who will be your best man?
[19:40] <superstein> Go for it!
[19:40] <superstein> Hmm
[19:40] <superstein> It will be...
[19:40] <superstein> Darth
[19:41] <RMcraft> Idk! Darth is very attractive, and I might want to marry him, if I see him
[19:41] <superstein> Darn
[19:41] <RMcraft> How about..
[19:41] <superstein> Eh, you'll have to resist his attractiveness
[19:41] <RMcraft> D:
[19:42] <RMcraft> That is going to be hard
[19:42] <superstein> It will be
[19:42] <superstein> You can do it
[19:42] <RMcraft> I will try.
[19:42] <superstein> Great!
[19:42] <RMcraft> I do love you, so I can resist
[19:42] <superstein> xD
[19:42] <superstein> <3
[19:42] <RMcraft> Now to the food
[19:42] <RMcraft> I like pumpkin fritters
[19:43] <superstein> Mmmmm
[19:43] <RMcraft> With grape sauce
[19:43] <superstein> Mmmmmm
[19:43] <RMcraft> It has to be the tangy stuff though.
[19:43] <superstein> Yeah, definitely
[19:43] <superstein> It's only right
[19:43] <RMcraft> Now, my maid of honor will be Marnix
[19:43] <RMcraft> He will fit in perfectly
[19:43] <superstein> He will very much
[19:44] <RMcraft> I kind of want an opposite wedding, so
[19:44] <RMcraft> Instead
[19:44] <RMcraft> of flowers
[19:44] <RMcraft> I want poison ivy
[19:44] <RMcraft> Can you get someone to get that for me?
[19:44] <superstein> Lol, sure
[19:44] <superstein> I know someone who is not allergic
[19:44] <RMcraft> Good! Call that person and give them 2 dimes
[19:44] <RMcraft> They only deserve 2 dimes
[19:45] <superstein> 4 nickels
[19:45] <RMcraft> Eh.. Okay, but watch.. he might choke on those nickles
[19:45] <RMcraft> Give him canadian nickles
[19:45] <superstein> Good idea!
[19:45] <RMcraft> Now you know how most weddings, servers wear gloves?
[19:45] <superstein> Oh, yeah
[19:46] <RMcraft> Well instead of gloves, I want them to be wearing socks on their hands
[19:46] <RMcraft> But!
[19:46] <RMcraft> They have to be purple dotted
[19:46] <superstein> Yes
[19:46] <superstein> And everyone wears mittens too
[19:46] <RMcraft> A recorder player will provide the music.
[19:47] <RMcraft> I will lend him my 3rd grade recorder
[19:47] <superstein> Lol
[19:47] <RMcraft> Mittens...
[19:47] <RMcraft> I don't know about that
[19:47] <superstein> Alright, blue man group suits it is
[19:47] <RMcraft> Now.. My flower girl will be a bomb thrower..
[19:47] <RMcraft> And will throw bombs!
[19:47] <RMcraft> BOOm

 
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[17:01] <Joshuwah> My next step? erm. Binning the xbox to spend more time with my woman
[17:01] <GmKBot> You know joshuwah, inning the xbox is much like making love to a beautiful woman
[17:01] <GmKBot> You've got to grif the headphone
[17:01] <GmKBot> claim the champs
[17:01] <GmKBot> and finally signatur the divison.

[17:04] <Marnixxie> short skirt please
[17:04] <GmKBot> I'd short her please
 
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My first time using the GmKBot. XD
[20:52] <foxararma> GmKBot I love you
[20:53] * foxararma slaps GmKBot with a rainbow trout
[20:53] <GmKBot> ow! that was my primary little toe :'(
[20:53] <foxararma> GmKBot how do you work?
[20:53] <GmKBot> Climb on top and try again.
[20:53] <foxararma> GmKBot want a dollar?
[20:54] <GmKBot> You should ask Domilijn :)
[20:54] <foxararma> GmKBot can I break you?
[20:54] <GmKBot> yes, that makes me horny
 
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[2012-11-13 14:57:23] [T] hihihilolHI has come online.
[2012-11-13 14:57:31] [T] hihihilolHI: oh nvm
[2012-11-13 14:57:33] [T] hihihilolHI: 0x is here
[2012-11-13 14:57:39] [T] hihihilolHI: I will entrust you to his loving
[2012-11-13 14:57:39] > care!
[2012-11-13 15:07:26] [T] hihihilolHI has gone offline.
 
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davidjl123

[17:54] <davidjl123> Any HCs here
[17:54] <davidjl123> I need some help
[17:54] <davidjl123> Some guy spamming a server IP on BuildBox
[17:54] <GmKBot> You know davidjl123, spamming a server is much like making love to a beautiful woman
[17:54] <GmKBot> You've got to sway the absence
[17:54] <GmKBot> help the falkland
[17:54] <GmKBot> and finally fling the stripper.
 
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This is from teamspeak and I hope it's fine.

<18:32:12> "Darky": Lets all play that
<18:32:24> "Darky": Oh shit he knows our evil plans.
<18:32:38> "Ronaldo": You all are froobs
<18:32:41> "Ronaldo": d:
<18:32:53> "Darky": No only me.
<18:33:06> "Ronaldo": No, you're a butt.
<18:33:15> "Darky": I'm a butt
<18:33:21> "Darky": I gorilla butt?
<18:33:21> "Ronaldo": yes
<18:33:22> "GoldenValley-Laptop": inb4 touches the butt
<18:33:25> "Ronaldo": Nooope
<18:33:27> "Ronaldo": Larger
<18:33:30> "Darky": I
<18:33:42> "Darky": Elephant butt?
<18:33:44> "Darky": x3
<18:33:47> "Ronaldo": Larger
<18:33:52> "Darky": I Dino butt?
<18:33:56> "Ronaldo": LARGER
<18:33:58> "Marlem": kardashian butt?
<18:34:01> "Darky": I'M-
<18:34:05> "Ronaldo": xD
<18:34:09> "Darky": Omg XD
<18:34:09> "Greg": fucking
<18:34:13> "Greg": Im eating, ron :c
 
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Whoever thinks that any server's opchat is serious, especially TNT, let it be known you are wrong:
[21:25] <superstein> # Now IRC will be awfully silent D:
[21:25] <Eeveon> # Well, I hate you superstein.
[21:25] <Eeveon> # Thanks.
[21:25] <Eeveon> # c:
[21:25] <superstein> # omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:25] <superstein> # i did not know u were like this
[21:25] <Eeveon> # u r mean to me aaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:25] <superstein> # fin
[21:25] <Eeveon> # plz go
[21:26] <superstein> # 8pulls out roket luancer*
[21:26] <superstein> # bom ur ded hhehehehehahhe
[21:26] <Eeveon> # nub toober
[21:26] <superstein> # im not!
[21:26] <Eeveon> # get a live!!!!
[21:26] <superstein> # ur sutpidd!!!
[21:26] <Eeveon> # no uuuuu
[21:26] <superstein> # lari
[21:26] <Eeveon> # everyone ban him plz
[21:26] <superstein> # lair*
[21:26] <Eeveon> # voteban plz
[21:26] <superstein> # no admnen no!
[21:27] <superstein> # no gusy im god
[21:27] <Eeveon> # plzzzzz evryone
[21:27] <Eeveon> # no
[21:27] <superstein> # i wil tell notch
[21:27] <Eeveon> # WATT
[21:27] <superstein> # ur goin 2 b baned from mc
[21:27] <Eeveon> # nooo okay fine no ban :((
[21:27] <superstein> # he is my dads freind
[21:27] <Eeveon> # omg ok srry
[21:27] <superstein> # k thx
[21:27] <Eeveon> # jeeze i was only jokin god
[21:27] <superstein> # no its' fin
[21:27] <superstein> # no u wrnt
[21:27] <superstein> # u r srs
[21:28] <Eeveon> # omg frget it
[21:28] <superstein> # adit it
[21:28] <Eeveon> # just leave no one even like u
[21:28] <superstein> # stop bing men!
[21:28] <Eeveon> # ok w
[21:28] <superstein> # thx111
[21:28] <Eeveon> # Best conversation.
[21:29] <superstein> # Just another day in opchat
[21:29] <superstein> # xD
Eeveon
 
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