HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Faliara]

Granted, but everyone climbs out of your stomache.
I wish that I had the game Little Inferno.

 

[gay vampire]

Granted, but someone hacks into your computer and deletes Little Inferno.

I wish I could draw.

 

[Faliara]

Granted but you already can draw so ungranted
Granted, but you draw very badly.
I wish for scrambled eggs!

 

[FRUITLOOP1001]

Granted, but they taste like Lemons.
I wish I had a Combustible Lemon.

 

[Duffie]

Granted, but it doesn't explode.

I wish I could draw in more detail.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but you go blind.
I wish that you will find the answer to this riddle;
Q:When you lie down, it will stand up. When you stand up, it will lie down. What is it?
A:Your feet

 

[Duffie]

Granted, but I won't tell you.

I wish anime was in real life.

 

[DarkHender]

Granted but all the anime girls don't like you.
I wish that I could slap Marnixxie with a fish.

 

[FRUITLOOP1001]

Granted, but he dies afterword.
I wish Marnixxie would confess that he IS, INFACT GAY.

 

[Shinyshark]

Granted, but that means you can't get into a commited relationship, that looks an aweful lot like Holmes and Watson in their books, anymore and thus causes a life-long depression.

I wish people would buy my Team Fortress 2 items for a price that I would be satisfied with.

 

[IQD]

Granted, but the money's in Club Penguin coins.

I wish that extremism would die.

 

[Shinyshark]

Granted, but the money's in Club Penguin coins.

I wish that extremism would die.

Granted, but it died in such an extreme way that it was re-invented right after it went extinct.

I wish people would come on teamspeak more often.

 

[superstein]

Granted, but they all go to the AFK room.

I wish YOLO was not true.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but YOLO was known as Marco instead
I wish that shooting stars would grant wishes

 

[Faliara]

;-; Hello? *echos around the room*

 

[Thymos]

Granted, but every wish you make will backfire on you.
I wish I could ride a pet Moose, who's riding his pet elephant, who's riding his pet velociraptor.

 

[Riketr]

Granted, but the velociraptor trips, causing everything else on it (including you) to fall and die.

I wish people didn't raid me off my good stuff all the time

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted, but now they do it 1 day every month, and steal everything

I wish for a hugger SCP-173

 

[zezmi]

Granted, but you die.

I wish for Christmas

 

[Notme]

Granted but you get raided.

I wish that Journey to Elysium was out now.

 

[zezmi]

Granted but you get blinded.

I wish for nothing exept stuff.

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted, but you get nothing

I wish for nothing

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted, but then
I wish Planetside 2 wasn't so addicting

 

[digi]

Granted, but now you've become obsessed.

I wish that people wouldn't open the curtains to find out if someone was inside the dressing room getting dressed. Yeah, this happened. -_-

 

[zezmi]

Granted, but the world blows up.

I wish for 543,582,389,126,203,096,126,782,354,090,174,081.24525235353532552455352345553245 cents.