HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted

I wish for a spaceship!

 

[zezmi]

Granted, but you can't ride it.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but it is granted to someone else.

I wish for some candy.

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted, but it turns you in a zombie *welcome to my second zombie rp, you are a zombie*

I wish for A LOT OF DINNER YEASH DINNER try to read this without copy-paste or stuff :)

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but the grammar nazis kill you for misspelling yeah.
I wish FoxMccloud64 would follow the rules for his own zombie rp.

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted, but i kick you from it xD (not real)

I wish for shadowdragoon66 to put his [REDACTED] application on the RP

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but then I delete it.

I wish for wishful thinking.

 

[superstein]

Granted, but your mind = blown and it blew up.

I wish for swag.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but then it turns into swog in 0.10 seconds.
I wish, I wish that the pack of stars in my avatar included a shooting star

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, and it pulls out its gun and shoots you to death. (get it? "Shooting" star?) >.<

I wish for another pizza bagel.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but it's tasteless
I wish that Jeb would stop trying to make us buy Minecraft Premium

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but you buy it anyway.

I wish for exploding lemons in real life :)

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but they blow YOU up
I wish that snowflakes dance

 

[digi]

Granted, but they sing and dance to Gangnam Style only.

I wish for the knowledge of perpetual motion.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you're now just flying forward forever.
I wish I had Maxwell's notepad from Scribblenauts.

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted, but you can only create a rock
I wish for a SCP Sticker

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but it digests whatever you stick it to.

I wish school didn't suck.

 

[FRUITLOOP1001]

Granted, but you have no friends.
I wish my wives lived closer.

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but then they find out about each other and ask for a divorce.

I wish for a wish that wishes it wishes about it wishing for wishes.

 

[digi]

Granted, but that wishes wish never came true.

I wish I were a real boy!

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but you get killed straight away
I wish that it would snow, at least once, in my country

 

[DarkHender]

Granted but it turns into a horrible storm that ruins many of houses.
I wish to meet all of my friends in Blocktopia in real life. <3

 

[digi]

Granted, but you find out that we're all serial killing clowns.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her. Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and six four Impala.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but everyone calls you "digitalmess"

I wish for 1.5 update!

 

[digi]

Granted, but your computer gets a virus and crashes.

I wish there was no such thing as vomit.