Granted, but the sheep becomes consumed with fulfilling your SCP-based wish and can no longer host mafia.Granted. It appears behind you and kills you.
I wish that [redacted]
Senpai notices you, and hates you.Granted, but the sheep becomes consumed with fulfilling your SCP-based wish and can no longer host mafia.
I wish senpai would notice me.
I realised that the thread is alive and changed it.Granted, but it's been Alice for days now.
I wish AoA would be released soon
Granted, but it's shit (idek what it is so guessing lolololololol)I wish AoA would be released soon
You forgot your wish!Granted. Your life has no meaning.
Granted, but the pie is poisonedGranted.
I wish for pie
Granted, but instead it's dwarf fortress.Granted, but the pie is poisoned
I wish for the ability of complete control over a personal specialized penguin army that will take care of themselves and never overthrow me as their leader.
You are not sick, you died because of the disease.Granted, but instead it's dwarf fortress.
I wish I wasn't sick
You wish, as you didn't specify for anything you are giving the most excruciating torture known to man.Hunter, granted but it's been downgraded.
Halo, granted but your reality is different from ours because you Are now schizophrenic.
I wish.
You are sentenced to burn in hell due to denying wishesWish denied.
I wish Get wrecked.