Survivor Boa Vista

[Infected_alien8_]

You think you stand a chance? You can't even rhyme!
"silent" and "it" sound nothing alike when I checked last time.
The only reason I betrayed you was because I got told you were doing the same.
You think you're going to ascend? You've lost this game.
You're lame.

 

[CaffeinatedKitty]

So you say I'm unworthy, a rat, a disgrace?
You're just getting cocky, 'cause it's clear that I'm the ace
Infected, what a hypocrite, insulting others' rhyme
Your lack of flow is so intense it's honestly a crime

I won too many in succession for you to say you're greater
But the Queen of Duels' reign had to end sooner or later
And if I'm so bad at music, let me ask you just one thing
Why am I soon to inherit 'concertmaster' from the king?
Come on, you're really one to talk, when you can't play at all
Compared to mine, your talent repertoire is way too small

Mythelf, you're the next opponent on my list
You might have won the last game but get ready for a twist

You can't rap, says the one with just three verses
Guess what? When it's over you'll be singing only curses
Looks like you're unable to come up with any burns at all
So what if you're reigning champion, now it's your turn to fall

 

[Infected_alien8_]

I may not play an instrument but there's one thing that I do,
and that's snap your stupid violin and rap all over you.
My beats have more sharpness and your burns are ice cold.
For half your verse against me you just brag and that's just old.
Try hitting at me harder, try knocking down the pro.
Looks like the only thing you're good for is waiting until last to go.
You need to update your signature, you have a new staff rank.
It's called the worst rapper in history, among being a loser and a plank.
You need to fight harder if you're gonna win this thing
because before you know it I'll be taking my throne, God bless the rapping King.

 

[Ansoro2112]

Round 3 is over.

ROUND 4!

Swift_Siren VS. Ooglie101 VS. Nottykitten

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[Nottykitten]

Who is this guy, Ooglie scrooglie dooglie?
Oh yeah I bet your face looks like pooglie!

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Swift I gotta be honest,
nobody cares about you.

 

[Mooglie]

wow how immature rapping about poo
insulting my name, well i can do those two too!
notty being a baby and sitting on their potty
with that amount of tears your name should be snotty

oh swift how nice of you to take part!
you're silent but not deadly, worse than a fart.

 

[Infected_alien8_]

Spoiler: this is in a spoiler so i don't interrupt

this is already the best rap battle so far

 

[Enderfive]

Spoiler: no interruptions i promise

why couldn't you have put me against notty and ooglie

w h y
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[Nottykitten]

I look to the left, I see fat.
I look to the right, I see mad.
I'm not looking at mirrors, I am looking at two horrors.
Whichever side you're at, either way you're both bad.

 

[Mooglie]

oh sorry i was wearing my notty mask
i was wondering how you feel knowing you've lost this task

 

[Nottykitten]

oh sorry i was wearing my notty mask
i was wondering how you feel knowing you've lost this task

Next-level, I am always prepared.
How could you not see, how could you not be scared?

I started this years ago, the day I too surgery to look like your bro.
That horror mask unlike any other, is infact the face of your brother.

 

[Mooglie]

that doesn't really change a thing
it would still be the present: your mask, your face
if you want a better comeback take another swing
it would be entertaining to hear more of this disgrace

 

[Nottykitten]

I don't need a comeback I'm already here
Better? Pfft your rap doesn't come anywhere near.

 

[Mooglie]

you're right my rap is nowhere near
since i'm way ahead
you're spitting out words as if it was last year
just give it up and go to bed <3

 

[Nottykitten]

Ahead, but in the wrong direction still.
Loserville is the road you're at.
I heard Swift lives there in a flat.
Wrong direction, Oog just chill.

 

[Mooglie]

sorry i just have time to spare
so i thought i'd leave you a letter
your only chance of winning is relying on a prayer
so feel free to come back when you get better

 

[Fragile]

Spoiler: summary of the rap battle so far

 

[Ansoro2112]

Pssst Swift_Siren Get in there!​

 

[Notme]

Pssst Swift_Siren Get in there!

Spoiler

Swift_Siren was last seen:Viewing articles index, Monday at 3:11 AM

Looks like he intentionally doesn't log on here, because he can't rap.
Also if our team lose, then we will swiftly remove him from our tribe.

 

[Ansoro2112]

I'll give Swift_Siren less than a day. If he doesn't appear then we'll move on to the final round.​

 

[Nottykitten]

Player 3 too scared to enter the game?
Not that it matters, his rap would've been lame.

 

[BanSwift]

Oh, it's me? I'm guessing so...
I guess I need to show you how things here go.
Honestly tribe, you think I'd screw you over; cows and cats can be beaten in a coma...

Notty, I guess you're first; only because, you're simply the worst.
I hope you have 9 lives; you'll need each one...by the time I'm done, they'll be gone.
You're a flabby tabby with no sense of style, you look worse than oog; a shit pile.
Please, why even try, you're going to die;
don't worry though, you won't be alone; I'll Bury you with Oog in loserville high'.

Moog; it's survival of the fittest - not a game of who's the shi**est.
Deal with it, I don't want beef...so let me make sure that this is brief.
For your sake, and for mine...give up, you sweaty Bovine.
You think you're good, yet you're crap...roll away because you can't rap.
It is clear; I've already won...so go lay down, eat some grass -
comeback when you want to kiss my ass.

 

[Nottykitten]

Kiss your ass?
Kicked it with sass.

We beat you before you arrived to this battle.
I beat Oog but youre worse than that cattle.

 

[BanSwift]

Kiss your ass?
Kicked it with sass.

We beat you before you arrived to this battle.
I beat Oog but youre worse than that cattle.

Notty - seriously, what is it with you; trying to steal this awesome debut...
Is that all you can say about the matter at hand? At least say something that comes off less bland.
Poor little kitty; looking all pretty..
Shame you lack all sense of class - every time you lick your stinky ass.
Nevermind adding extra sass; avoid the release of your toxic gas.

Really; nobody cares - you're a filthy runt covered in hairs.
I wonder what would haplwn if I shipped you abroad; I'm guessing that your owners would applaud.

 

[Nottykitten]

Applaud? Sure, ofcourse they would.
Cuz shippong me of nobody could.
Quite a hard task and hand,
you can't pull it off, you just can't.

And steal what debut? Its always been mine.
But thanks for saying that I look damn fine.