IRC quotes thread

Diago21 · Jan 23, 2012

<Diago|Bored> Hello Mega.
<Diago|Bored> You're looking awfully pretty today Megatron.
<@Megatron> Hey
<@Megatron> Diago I've reported you to HR once already
<Diago|Bored> I know baby, but..
<@Megatron> these advances are not appreciated
<Diago|Bored> Come on, don't tell me that time at the office party was a mistake
<Diago|Bored> It was a wonderful night.
<@Megatron> I know my hips don't lie but you'll just have to deal with that
<Diago|Bored> But I caaan't, come on, run away with me.
<Diago|Bored> We can go to Rio.
<@Megatron> We're in Rio already
<Diago|Bored> I meant the other Rio.
<Diago|Bored> And we could take your son with us.
<Diago|Bored> You know, GmKBot
<@Megatron> GmKBot run away
* +GmKBot ducks
<Diago|Bored> ...
<Diago|Bored> Lets not take him with us..

Defiant_Blob · Jan 23, 2012

Diago|Bored: Hello Mega.
Megatron: Hey
Diago|Bored: You're looking awfully pretty today Megatron.
Megatron: Diago I've reported you to HR once already
Diago|Bored: I know baby, but..
Megatron: these advances are not appreciated
Diago|Bored: Come on, don't tell me that time at the office party was a mistake
Diago|Bored: It was a wonderful night.
Megatron: I know my hips don't lie but you'll just have to deal with that
Diago|Bored: But I caaan't, come on, run away with me.
Diago|Bored: We can go to Rio.
Megatron: We're in Rio already
Diago|Bored: I meant the other Rio.
Diago|Bored: And we could take your son with us.
Diago|Bored: You know, GmKBot
Megatron: GmKBot run away
• GmKBot ducks
Diago|Bored: ...
Diago|Bored: Lets not take him with us..
Megatron: r GmKBot

@Diago21
@Megatron

Swate · Jan 23, 2012

@Defiant_Blob Lolwut. Diago just posted that, why are you tagging him XD

Defiant_Blob · Jan 23, 2012

Swate said:
@Defiant_Blob Lolwut. Diago just posted that, why are you tagging him XD

Derp. It was 4 AM when I posted that...

Razinao · Jan 23, 2012

Playing Russian Roulette, Ping Shootout with Darth and Marn.

Code:

[11:28pm] GmKBot: heya
[11:28pm] Razinao: !ick
[11:28pm] DeathLego5679: Hi UB
[11:28pm] Razinao: inb4 ping
[11:28pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Anna Kournikova rogering Holly Valence with a 'bionic finger' at the local Tesco
[11:28pm] DeathLego5679: ....
[11:28pm] Marnixxie: !crap
[11:28pm] Razinao: playing !ick with gmkbot is like russian roulette.
[11:28pm] DeathLego5679: Yeah...
[11:29pm] Razinao: marns turn now.
[11:29pm] DeathLego5679: !ick
[11:29pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:29pm] DeathLego5679: I cut in line.
[11:29pm] Razinao: well.
[11:29pm] Marnixxie: r nt
[11:29pm] Razinao: it'll be darth then marn
[11:29pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:29pm] DeathLego5679: GmKBot.
[11:29pm] Razinao: in response.
[11:29pm] UltimateBudgie: HIiiiiiiii
[11:29pm] GmKBot: hey Marnixxie
[11:29pm] Marnixxie: HEY GMKBOT
[11:29pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Bill Gates and Jade of Big Brother in pvc and covered in jelly fscking each other in your parents' bed.
[11:29pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:29pm] GmKBot: ^_^
[11:29pm] Razinao: now darth.
[11:29pm] Razinao: ...
[11:29pm] DeathLego5679: !ick
[11:29pm] Razinao: oh god.
[11:29pm] Marnixxie: r nt
[11:29pm] GmKBot: r
[11:29pm] DeathLego5679: !ick
[11:29pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Miss Marple fucking Bob Monkhouse with a gag on on a checkout.
[11:29pm] DeathLego5679: GmKBot, respond.
[11:30pm] Razinao: O_O
[11:30pm] DeathLego5679: Raz's turn
[11:30pm] Marnixxie: All 3 alive
[11:30pm] Razinao: !ick
[11:30pm] Marnixxie: r nt
[11:30pm] GmKBot: r =D.
[11:30pm] Razinao: again?
[11:30pm] Marnixxie: yes
[11:30pm] Razinao: !ick
[11:30pm] DeathLego5679: Round two.
[11:30pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Anna Kournikova rogering Miss Marple with a computer virus in a field
[11:30pm] Razinao: whew
[11:30pm] catgirl12466: ...
[11:30pm] DeathLego5679: o.o
[11:30pm] Razinao: r/nt clears his list right?
[11:30pm] Marnixxie: Shhhhh
[11:30pm] DeathLego5679: r nt
[11:30pm] Marnixxie: Yes
[11:30pm] GmKBot: :)
[11:30pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:30pm] GmKBot: Don't picture yourself and Davina McCall in a thong and covered in chocolate sauce "fscking" each other under your desk.
[11:31pm] Razinao: close ;D
[11:31pm] DeathLego5679: ...
[11:31pm] Marnixxie: Whew
[11:31pm] Razinao: darth
[11:31pm] DeathLego5679: r nt
[11:31pm] GmKBot: how's it going DeathLego5679
[11:31pm] DeathLego5679: !ick
[11:31pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Anna Kournikova shagging Miss Marple with a floppy disk at Pontins
[11:31pm] Marnixxie: :O
[11:31pm] Razinao: r nt
[11:31pm] GmKBot: crumbs
[11:31pm] Razinao: !ick
[11:31pm] GmKBot: You! Serial number and primary function!
[11:31pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Jade of Big Brother fucking Bob Monkhouse with a big dildo in a swimming pool.
[11:31pm] DeathLego5679: o.o
[11:31pm] Razinao: O_O
[11:31pm] Marnixxie: :O
[11:31pm] Marnixxie: r nt
[11:31pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:31pm] GmKBot: shucks
[11:31pm] GmKBot: hi
[11:31pm] GmKBot: Don't picture the queen shagging Ling Xiaoyu with a realistic penis shaped keyring in Wales
[11:31pm] Razinao: O-O
[11:31pm] Marnixxie: Whew
[11:31pm] Razinao: These messages are getting more and more disturbing
[11:32pm] DeathLego5679: n rt
[11:32pm] DeathLego5679: r nt
[11:32pm] DeathLego5679: *
[11:32pm] GmKBot: :-)
[11:32pm] Razinao: go darthy
[11:32pm] DeathLego5679: !ick
[11:32pm] GmKBot: Don't picture yourself and "dirtcake" in zero-gravity and covered in coconut oil rogering each other for a porn site
[11:32pm] Razinao: HJAHAHAHAHAHAA
[11:32pm] DeathLego5679: ...
[11:32pm] DeathLego5679: *dies*
[11:32pm] Marnixxie: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
[11:32pm] Razinao: right.
[11:32pm] Razinao: r nt
[11:32pm] GmKBot: hi yo Razinao
[11:32pm] Razinao: just me and marn no w;D
[11:32pm] Razinao: !ick
[11:32pm] dirtcake: .-.
[11:32pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Anna Kournikova making sweet love to the entire crew of Voyager with a webcam from behind.
[11:32pm] Razinao: whew ;D
[11:33pm] Marnixxie: Why always Anna Kournikova?
[11:33pm] Marnixxie: o.o
[11:33pm] Marnixxie: r nt
[11:33pm] Razinao: GmKbot, who is Anna Kournikova
[11:33pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:33pm] GmKBot: :)
[11:33pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Tony Blair and Miss Marple in chains and covered in assorted food stuffs rogering each "other" on a checkout.
[11:33pm] Razinao: O_O
[11:33pm] Marnixxie: :D
[11:33pm] Razinao: r nt
[11:33pm] GmKBot: :)
[11:33pm] Razinao: inb4 lose
[11:33pm] Razinao: !ick
[11:33pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Holly Valence being intimate with Anna Kournikova with a pen at Pontins
[11:33pm] Razinao: Whew
[11:33pm] Marnixxie: o.o
[11:33pm] Marnixxie: r nt
[11:33pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:33pm] GmKBot: =D
[11:33pm] Razinao: ...
[11:33pm] Razinao: C'mon.....
[11:34pm] Marnixxie: Waiting for it
[11:34pm] Marnixxie: ...
[11:34pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:34pm] Marnixxie: r nt
[11:34pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:34pm] Marnixxie: ;-;
[11:34pm] GmKBot: ;)
[11:34pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Davina McCall shagging your mum with a chicken at the local Tesco
[11:34pm] Razinao: DAMN
[11:34pm] Marnixxie: Whew
[11:34pm] Razinao: r nt
[11:34pm] catgirl12466: ...
[11:34pm] GmKBot: :)
[11:34pm] Razinao: !ick
[11:34pm] GmKBot: Don't picture the cast of Dallas and Miss Marple in a miniskirt and covered in dairylea making sweet love to each other from behind.
[11:34pm] catgirl12466: The botspam. It is endless.
[11:34pm] Razinao: nnnnnnnuuuuuuuuu
[11:34pm] Razinao: Oh.
[11:34pm] Razinao: I didn't lose.
[11:34pm] Marnixxie: Dammit
[11:34pm] Marnixxie: r nt
[11:35pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:35pm] GmKBot: ^_^
[11:35pm] Razinao: catgirl, it's russian roulette.
[11:35pm] Razinao: ping style.
[11:35pm] GmKBot: Don't picture your mum fux0ring Hwoarang with a big dildo against a fish tank.
[11:35pm] Razinao: %@£%@£^
[11:35pm] dirtcake is now known as dirtcakeAFK.
[11:35pm] Razinao: r nt
[11:35pm] GmKBot: r
[11:35pm] killer[A]: wtf 0.0
[11:35pm] Razinao: !ick
[11:35pm] Razinao: nuuuu
[11:35pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Miss Marple fscking Ling Xiaoyu with a chicken behind the bikesheds.
[11:35pm] Razinao: oh whew.
[11:35pm] Marnixxie: PFFFT
[11:35pm] Marnixxie: r nt
[11:35pm] GmKBot: hey marnixxie
[11:35pm] Marnixxie: How many bullets
[11:35pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:35pm] GmKBot: basically, Don't picture Davina McCall doing it to Dale Winton and using shaving foam and a razor in Wales
[11:35pm] • killer[A] uses the brain washing machine
[11:35pm] • Razinao reloads the gun
[11:35pm] Razinao: r nt
[11:35pm] Marnixxie: o.o
[11:35pm] GmKBot: ;)
[11:35pm] Razinao: !ick
[11:35pm] GmKBot: Don't picture the Pope and the queen in pvc and covered in KY shagging each other at the bus stop.
[11:35pm] Razinao: o_O
[11:36pm] Razinao: Thats like.
[11:36pm] Marnixxie: r nt
[11:36pm] Razinao: Treason.
[11:36pm] Marnixxie: !ick
[11:36pm] GmKBot: =)
[11:36pm] GmKBot: so, like, Don't picture Ling Xiaoyu fscking Kap with a pen from behind
[11:36pm] Razinao: YES
[11:36pm] • killer[A] dropkicks gmkbot
[11:36pm] Razinao: I WIN
[11:36pm] Marnixxie: SHIT
[11:36pm] • GmKBot dropkicks killerA back with a judicial
[11:36pm] • Razinao dances.

GmKbot's "thingy" is quite big, and... err... detachable.

Code:

[11:37pm] GmKBot: Don't picture Jade of Big Brother and that really minging woman who was on Eurovision in a thong and covered in motor oil shagging each other over there -->
[11:37pm] Marnixxie: :O
[11:37pm] GmKBot: i say
[11:37pm] Razinao: Over there --> is dangerously close to here <--
[11:37pm] GmKBot: I say, um...
[11:37pm] Razinao: Paradox?
[11:37pm] GmKBot: I don't think there's enough room in here for me and my thingy
[11:37pm] • GmKBot removes thingy and sits in the other room.

kraby1 · Jan 23, 2012

[23:56] <kraby1> GmkBot, you ever hang out with people to the cinema or somewhere?
[23:56] * GmKBot thinks
[23:56] <Marnixxie> Excellent choice
[23:56] <GmKBot> kraby1: somewhere
[23:56] <kraby1> LOL
[23:56] <smelya> xD
[23:56] <Marnixxie> LOL

[23:56] <kraby1> xD
amazing Answer, GmkBot, :)

Refrigerated_Elements · Jan 24, 2012

[21:01] <DeathLego5679> How's it going, San?
[21:02] <san00b> Uploading some files
[21:02] <san00b> then clicking a button
[21:02] <GmKBot> u know san00b, ploading some files is much like making love to a beautiful woman
[21:02] <GmKBot> u've got to regret the fish
[21:02] <san00b> then forum upgrades done
[21:02] <GmKBot> bake the crap
[21:02] <GmKBot> and finally observe the 766986686469057878 dollars.
[21:02] <san00b> Indeed GmKBot.
[21:02] <san00b> Indeed.
[21:03] == PickYerPoison has changed nick to PYP|AFK
[21:05] <WiiGoGetter> lol GmKBot?
[21:05] <GmKBot> Dragosh

Amorix · Jan 24, 2012

WiiGoGetter said:
[21:01] <DeathLego5679> How's it going, San?
[21:02] <san00b> Uploading some files
[21:02] <san00b> then clicking a button
[21:02] <GmKBot> u know san00b, ploading some files is much like making love to a beautiful woman
[21:02] <GmKBot> u've got to regret the fish
[21:02] <san00b> then forum upgrades done
[21:02] <GmKBot> bake the crap
[21:02] <GmKBot> and finally observe the 766986686469057878 dollars.
[21:02] <san00b> Indeed GmKBot.
[21:02] <san00b> Indeed.
[21:03] == PickYerPoison has changed nick to PYP|AFK
[21:05] <WiiGoGetter> lol GmKBot?
[21:05] <GmKBot> Dragosh

I read half of this and couldn't figure out where the metaphor was going. XD
GOD, I love GmKBot.

EDIT LIKE A BASWE:

[12:08] <roxaschao> GmKBot, say something about beatiful women and other bullcrap that doesn't make sense.
[12:08] <VeryHighUp> !ick
[12:08] <GmKBot> Don't picture Holly Valence being intimate with Britney Spears with a realistic penis shaped keyring at Pontins.
[12:08] <VeryHighUp> there ya go roxa
[12:09] <roxaschao> 0-0'
[12:09] <roxaschao> Wonderful, GmKBot. Wonderful...

Dess · Jan 24, 2012

[16:05] <GmKBot> hi
[16:06] <Marnixxie> Go away GmKBot, no one likes you
[16:06] <GmKBot> Bah.

@Marnixxie
:D

Amorix · Jan 25, 2012

[19:32] <roxaschao> r nt
[19:32] <roxaschao> !ick
[19:32] <GmKBot> =)
[19:32] <GmKBot> Don't picture yourself and Anna Kournikova in pvc and covered in assorted food stuffs fux0ring each other in a field.
[19:33] <roxaschao> ...now I'm concerned.

Mccuish · Jan 25, 2012

this came from the zombiechat
[2012-01-24 22:16:58] CrazyCormac: i meant the zombies that near got us last sex

Summer10 · Jan 25, 2012

killer1525 said:
this came from the zombiechat
[2012-01-24 22:16:58] CrazyCormac: i meant the zombies that near got us last sex

..people do that so often now I think it is mostly on purpose :unsure:

DarthLego5679 · Jan 25, 2012

Summer10 said:
..people do that so often now I think it is mostly on purpose

Or, it could be that X and C are right next to one another...

Defiant_Blob · Jan 25, 2012

Damer: so if i punch watermolon will i get slices of him?
PrimordiaBot: [main ] Diago21: Yus
PrimordiaBot: [main ] nazza1: Yes
Damer: so i can craft watermolon seeda and farm him
PrimordiaBot: [main ] Diago21: Yus
Damer: seeds
Damer: an army of watermolons
PrimordiaBot: [main ] Diago21: Yus
PrimordiaBot: [main ] WATERMOLON: What??
Damer: xD

Refrigerated_Elements · Jan 26, 2012

[20:32] <Wii_Away> Guess what?
[20:32] <Wii_Away> im back
[20:33] <GmKBot> YOU'RE back? feel these nipples!
[20:33] == Wii_Away has changed nick to WiiBowDash
[20:33] <WiiBowDash> What the heck GmKBot?
[20:33] <GmKBot> coffee!
[20:33] <WiiBowDash> .-.

[20:39] <dirtcake> Oh lava
[20:39] <dirtcake> why do you make me happy one day and annoyed the next
[20:40] <trngl> guess WHY he griefed
[20:40] <dirtcake> LOL CUZ IT'S FUN, DUH
[20:40] <trngl> close
[20:40] <trngl> 'leaving forever so gonna grief ok byeeee'
[20:41] <dirtcake> ._.
[20:41] == Kiwi1 [~IceChat77@69.60.103.171] has quit [Quit: Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector]
[20:42] <GmKBot> much like your mother
[20:45] <WiiBowDash> WTF GmKBot?
[20:45] <GmKBot> nothing

Wortho27 · Jan 28, 2012

[12:40] <GmKBot> Don't picture Ayatollah_Ali fucking that really minging woman who was on Eurovision with a coffee bean on a train.
[12:41] <GmKBot> Don't picture Davina McCall shagging the Pope with WindowsXP in DieLorelei's bed

DJJonosound · Jan 28, 2012

20:04 DJJono: GmKBot eat PickBot
20:04 Pickbot: GmKBot eat Pickbot eat a taco eating contest or something?
20:04 GmKBot: *eats PickBot*
20:04 Pickbot: *eats PickBot*
20:04 GmKBot eats Pickbot eat a taco eating contest or something?
20:04 DJJono: Social bots!

I got bots to talk!

Refrigerated_Elements · Jan 28, 2012

[14:57] <GmKBot> For private functions I do pigs on spits. I fill their cavities...
[14:57] <WiiBowDash> WTF GmKBot?
[14:57] <GmKBot> What is it with these silly questions? Anyway, let's talk about dicks! I've got this pretty nice seven incher...
[14:58] <WiiBowDash> WTH

[15:24] <GmKBot> So anyway, I'm really attracted to you pardner! Yee haw! Did you like lesbians?

17:02] <WiiBowDash> GmKBot whats 1+1?
[17:02] <GmKBot> Your mom gmkbot i guess.
[17:02] <DarthLego5679> o.o
[17:02] <WiiBowDash> o.o
[17:02] <DarthLego5679> Murphy's law: GmKBot will ping the worst person possible for the moment.
[17:02] <GmKBot> Cartoon Law: The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken. Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful.
[17:02] <DarthLego5679> ...

[00:23] * GmKBot waves his magic wand
[00:23] <GmKBot> sim sala bim bam ba sala du sala dim.. celebrir|Away is now a fucking court!
[00:23] <Wii> What the f**k

Nottykitten · Jan 30, 2012

Meanwhile in erik's server.. xD
@jackamel
@DumbShooter
@stam1na AKA @Sm3tana
@Nottykitten

<BuildBot> jackamel: master who are you?
<BuildBot> Stam1na: He's master
<Master> I am your master
<BuildBot> jackamel: lies
<Master> Your sensei
<Master> You want to know who I am
<Master> ?
<BuildBot> jackamel: yess
<Master> Then first you must pick an spiritual animal
<BuildBot> nottycat: LOLOLOLOLO
<BuildBot> Stam1na: |D
<BuildBot> jackamel: erm
<BuildBot> Stam1na: Worm
<BuildBot> Stam1na: |D
<Master> Why the worm
<BuildBot> Stam1na: :O
<BuildBot> Stam1na: Dunno
<BuildBot> jackamel: dragon !!!
<BuildBot> nottycat: because if you cut them in midle you have 2
<BuildBot> Stam1na: BEAR
<Master> Alright
<Master> tBear and dragon
<Master> Now
<BuildBot> Stam1na: Beer :]
<Master> As second step
<Master> You must awnser this question
<Master> quikly
<BuildBot> nottycat: Can I join to?
<BuildBot> nottycat: Im a cat
<BuildBot> jackamel: NO
<BuildBot> jackamel: o wait
<BuildBot> Stam1na: |
<BuildBot> Stam1na: D
<Master> Sure
<Master> Ok
<BuildBot> jackamel: that wasnt the question
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: and mee
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: :)
<Master> Awnser this question
<Master> You have 10 seconds to awnser
<Master> Ok
<BuildBot> jackamel: P
<Master> there it comes
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: k
<BuildBot> jackamel: U
<BuildBot> jackamel: R
<BuildBot> jackamel: P
<BuildBot> jackamel: L
<BuildBot> jackamel: E
<Master> 1st one to awnser wins
<Master> What isnt 5x5?
<BuildBot> jackamel: 25
<BuildBot> nottycat: 1
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: 3
<Master> Notty wins
<BuildBot> nottycat: WOOOO
<BuildBot> nottycat: Lol @jack fialing
<BuildBot> jackamel: SO
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: WAHY AT JACKAMEL
<BuildBot> jackamel: lol
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: whay ! whay ! whay !
<Master> Notty gets granted 200 cookies
<BuildBot> jackamel: so who are u master
<BuildBot> Stam1na: Nice one, jack
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: :eek:

congrats !
<Master> You all ready for 3rd step?
<Master> tstep 3 of the 5
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: lol.
<BuildBot> nottycat: lmao
<BuildBot> jackamel: okk...
<Master> Ok
<Master> tIn this step
<Master> You all have to say something cool
<Master> The best coolest thing wins
<Master> The winner will get 500 cookies
<Master> Ok go
<BuildBot> Stam1na: cool
<BuildBot> Stam1na: cooelst
<BuildBot> Stam1na: *
<BuildBot> Stam1na: coolest
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: < is the coolest.
<BuildBot> nottycat: I used to say cool things, But then I took an arrow to the knee
<BuildBot> cbreezy95: wow this map is so big :eek:

<BuildBot> nottycat: Beat that
<BuildBot> jackamel: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: ^ not cool
<Master> tAlright, jack wins
<BuildBot> Stam1na: |D
<BuildBot> jackamel: ^ not funny
<Master> With notty a close second
<BuildBot> Stam1na: :eek:

<BuildBot> DumbShooter: ^ ew.
<Master> Jack gets granted 500 cookies
<BuildBot> jackamel: I WIN YAY
<BuildBot> Stam1na: I feel sad
<Master> Step 4 of the 5. The one witht he most cookies will know who I am
<Master> Stand: Jack 500, Notty 200, Rest 0
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: lmao
<BuildBot> nottycat: Wheeeee
<Master> Ok
<BuildBot> jackamel:

<Master> For step 4
<Master> You have to tell the name of someone
<Master> Who
<Master> is the best in making fails
<BuildBot> nottycat: Hmmm
<BuildBot> jackamel: MEEE
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: cb.
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: lmao
<Master> 400 cookies
<Master> for the winner
<BuildBot> Stam1na: I give up
<Master> you have 2 min to get an awnser
<BuildBot> nottycat: Ok
<BuildBot> cbreezy95: i love this map dumb ;D
<BuildBot> nottycat: Who will we choose?
<BuildBot> Stam1na: No
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: thnks :)
<BuildBot> jackamel: jackamel
<BuildBot> Stam1na: I think notty does
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: i need to post it on the forums.
<BuildBot> cbreezy95: this should be on zombie :D
<BuildBot> jackamel: or is it master
<BuildBot> nottycat: I think GmKBot is
<BuildBot> nottycat: =3
<Master> You all give up?
<BuildBot> Stam1na: No
<Master> Go say a name!
<BuildBot> Stam1na: I said notty
<BuildBot> jackamel: i said jackamel
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: cbreezy.
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: lmao
<BuildBot> nottycat: Is iad GmKBot
<BuildBot> cbreezy95: ?
<Master> Notty is right
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: nothing cb :)
<BuildBot> cbreezy95: :)
<BuildBot> Stam1na: ;(
<Master> GmKBot makes the most Fails
<Master> As we all know

<BuildBot> Stam1na: How? :eek:

<BuildBot> jackamel: -.-
<BuildBot> Stam1na: I dont know ;(
<Master> Notty +400 cookies
<BuildBot> jackamel:

<Master> The one witht he most cookies will know my name
<Master> Stand: notty 600, jack 500, rest 0
<Master> The next step
<Master> Is the last
<BuildBot> jackamel: :/
<Master> For 600 cookies
<BuildBot> jackamel: 601
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: i so need to win.
<Master> alright
<Master> have 2 min to think of a strategy
<BuildBot> nottycat: -.-
<BuildBot> jackamel: fail
<BuildBot> nottycat: Why would we
<Master> 1 minute left
<BuildBot> *nottycat sighs
<BuildBot> nottycat: I bet I will win this question
<BuildBot> jackamel: -.-
<Master> Ok
<Master> Here is the question
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: :eek:

<BuildBot> DumbShooter: k
<Master> Put as most Minecraft mobs in 1 sentence.
<Master> Only 1 sentence allowed
<Master> The first to do wins
<Master> or the one witht he most
<Master> 2 minutes, GO
<Master> *animals count to*
<BuildBot> jackamel: creepercowsheeppigcatzombiespiderskeletonendermanslime
<BuildBot> Stam1na: cat? :eek:

<BuildBot> DumbShooter: creeperszombiescowssheepchickenghastspiderwolfslime
<BuildBot> jackamel: no copying
<Master> 1 min left
<BuildBot> nottycat: Creeper, cow, chicken, spider, skeleton, zombie , sheep, squid, cat, wolf, slime, enderman, enderdragon, magma cube
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: CHEAT
<BuildBot> jackamel: CHEAT
<BuildBot> nottycat: NOT
<BuildBot> Stam1na: Gahast ate a sheep
<BuildBot> jackamel: u pasted
<BuildBot> nottycat: tI got 14
<BuildBot> Stam1na: *ghast
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: you cannt use .>.
<BuildBot> nottycat: No I didnt
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: you so DID
<BuildBot> nottycat: I DIDNT PASTE
<BuildBot> jackamel: its impossible
<BuildBot> nottycat: No
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: you cannot appened a messgae
<BuildBot> nottycat: Yes you can
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: nope.
<BuildBot> jackamel: cheat
<BuildBot> nottycat: Do .
<BuildBot> nottycat: Do the <.
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: as then you can do on forever
<Master> A;right
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: lol fight !
<Master> Nottycat loses
<BuildBot> *jackamel slaps notty
<BuildBot> *DumbShooter slaps notty
<Master> since he has probabilky cheated
<BuildBot> nottycat: WHAT
<BuildBot> *Stam1na slaps notyy
<BuildBot> nottycat: LIES
<Master> So
<BuildBot> cbreezy95 left the game (Disconnected.)
<Master> I am now counting jack and dumbs
<BuildBot> Stam1na: What happened to mine? :eek:

<BuildBot> DumbShooter: lmao stam
<Master> You had none
<BuildBot> Stam1na: |D
<BuildBot> Stam1na: I had two
<BuildBot> Stam1na: XD
<Master> <BuildBot> Stam1na: Gahast ate a sheep
<BuildBot> jackamel: lol
<Master> That cant win
<Master> -..-
<BuildBot> Stam1na: Xd
<Master> But the end results
<Master> Dumbshooter: 9
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: WOOP!
<Master> jackamel: 10
<BuildBot> jackamel:

<BuildBot> jackamel: :D
<Master> JACK IS THE WIINER
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: NO.
<BuildBot> jackamel: WOOP
<BuildBot> jackamel: yay
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: -;-
<Master> Jack will get to know who am I
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: -.-
<BuildBot> Stam1na: (tell me teh winner)
<Master> And dont tell others!
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: no!
<BuildBot> Stam1na: TELLTELLTELL
<Master> Duh
<BuildBot> nottycat: =(
<BuildBot> nottycat: I didnt cheat
<BuildBot> Stam1na: Master is master?

(This is where I PM jack the name)

<Master> Jack now holds the aamazing secret
<BuildBot> Stam1na: D:
<Master> He can use it for good
<Master> or evil
<BuildBot> Stam1na is AFK RAGE
<BuildBot> jackamel: :D
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: AARRTGGHH!
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: WHO !
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: are u!
<Master> Dr.who
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: come online.
<BuildBot> Stam1na is no longer AFK
<Master> How do you know I am not hidden?
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: you are on irc.
<Master> And maybe ingame to
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: and i can see you is hidden.
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: ...
<BuildBot> jackamel: master master
<BuildBot> jackamel: master
<BuildBot> jackamel: master
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: so your not online.
<BuildBot> jackamel: PING
<Master> I got ping off
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: and not a op+
<Master> So not worry
<BuildBot> jackamel:

<Master> Dumb
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: yes.
<Master> Admins can be not-seen by ops
<Master> So you know that
<Master> =)
<BuildBot> nottycat: xD
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: your not an admin tho
<Master> Says who...
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: says notty.
<BuildBot> nottycat: I didnt say anything\
<BuildBot> nottycat: But I tought it
<Master> -.-
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: wait. notty and master say something at the same time.
<BuildBot> nottycat: ok
<BuildBot> Stam1na: :]
<Master> Lets try it
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: bit slow..
<BuildBot> nottycat: 3
<BuildBot> nottycat: 2
<BuildBot> nottycat: 1
<BuildBot> nottycat: Go
<BuildBot> jackamel: ?
<Master> POO
<BuildBot> nottycat: ..
<BuildBot> Stam1na: :]
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: HAHAH
<BuildBot> jackamel: -.-
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: nice one notty.
<BuildBot> nottycat: Waitwut?
<BuildBot> DumbShooter: master = notty !

Numberplay · Jan 30, 2012

Then i realized he tagged himself...

Nottykitten · Jan 30, 2012

...
Why ooglie. WHYYYY
@Ooglie101
[18:49] <BuildBot> Ooglie101 joined the game
[18:49] <BuildBot> Ooglie101: Master
[18:50] <BuildBot> Ooglie101: Lol if that pinged you notty if your in IRC
[18:52] <BuildBot> Ooglie101 left the game (Disconnected.)
[18:53] <Nottykitten> ...
[18:53] <Nottykitten> OOGLIE
[18:53] <Nottykitten> WHY
[18:53] <Nottykitten> DID
[18:53] <Nottykitten> YOU
[18:53] <Nottykitten> LEAVE
[18:53] <Nottykitten> I
[18:53] <Nottykitten> WAS
[18:53] <Nottykitten> WATCHING
[18:53] <Nottykitten> TV

[18:54] <Nottykitten> OOGLIE
[18:54] <Nottykitten> NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Refrigerated_Elements · Jan 30, 2012

[13:02] <hoog> Moo
[13:03] <WiiBowDash> GmKBot can hoog even moo?
[13:03] <GmKBot> fuck your riddles, you gigantic "mystic" arsehole!
[13:03] <WiiBowDash> ....
[13:03] <hoog> ahahaha
[13:03] <GmKBot> Another win for the Irkin Empire... clean lemony fresh victory is mine.
[13:03] <WiiBowDash> :confused:

[13:09] <killer[HW]> XD

VeryHighUp · Jan 31, 2012

[17:45] <_ChauffeR_> I'm failing at having a shiny nick
[17:45] <GmKBot> You know _chauffer_, having a shiny is much like making love to a beautiful woman
[17:45] <GmKBot> You've got to listen the rug
[17:45] <GmKBot> Pok the useless
[17:45] <GmKBot> and finally pummel the dicks.
EDIT:

[20:28] <GmKBot> JUST THNIK HOW SEXY YOU'D LOOK WITH MY TONGUE IN YOUR LEG
[20:28] <GmKBot> whoops

Nillbugwtw · Feb 1, 2012

Oldie I found when I was checking some logs:
Aug 12 14:18:18 <ZombieBot>MY_name_is_TUNA: transparent lingerie is the best lingerie

Razinao · Feb 2, 2012

OH FOR GODS SAKE

Code:

[12:03am] Razinao: !ick
[12:03am] Willchill: !kci
[12:03am] GmKBot: Don't picture GmK_Away and Miss Marple in a miniskirt and covered in coconut oil fucking each other at the bus stop

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