Brushes
Excuse me, madam
But I just stopped in
To see if the maid was in
I have these brushes, you see
And they work like a dream
They will not even wear out
Even if you clean your trees!
I see a pig over there, may I?
Be prepared to watch the mud fly!
Allow me to make a demonstration
These brushes, they are really quite slick
That pig is quite muddy
But they’ll do the trick
See how fine he cleans up?
Now, look at him run
He has never felt so clean,
That was really quite fun
So, how many would you like, madam?
Two brushes?
Three?
You still don’t believe me?
Why, I’ll wash that tree!
Just look at how nice the bark comes off
It’s nasty stuff, all rough and bumpy
There! That’s the stuff!
Wait! Madam!
You haven’t ordered any yet?
You want me to ship them off to Tibet?
The monks need them, not you?
Why, I’ll just show you what these brushes can do!
They can take off cement
They can remove paint
And the siding too, that’s just what I meant!
What?
Do I have any others?
Lady, please
I don’t need the bother
These three are all I have
Please lady, don’t slam the door!
My foot is still on your kitchen floor!
Well, my good lady
You have won
But I also have one, too!
I’ll hop by again,
Be back for my foot!