Destroy a this with a that!

[Notme]

The Kraken makes ground too wet, so Groundon gets sucked into mud!

 

[Oak Milk]

A thunderbolt electrocutes the kraken

 

[Notme]

Giant meteor falls into atmosphere. Now planet is replaced with asteroid belt.

 

[Oak Milk]

Black hole absorbs the asteriods

 

[Hahaha00000]

The TV fairy waved her wand and put the black hole into a tv
The asteroids weren't sucked in

 

[Oak Milk]

Beer Fairy conquers the TV Fairy by smashing a bottle over its head

 

[Da Jinks]

*Puts beer fairy in a bottle.

 

[Oak Milk]

lava melts the glass

 

[eviltomb]

bucket picks up the lava.

 

[chris360kss]

You die and all your items (including the lava bucket) are destroyed by a rogue creeper blast.

 

[Zelz]

I respawn as a giant robotic octopus.

 

[ealev]

Neon Pegasus has strong wings from the battle over cupcake lands, so he soars over the giant robotic octopus.

 

[Oak Milk]

*puts pegasus in a meat grinder

 

[Notme]

*destroys meat grinder with oak sword.

 

[Spencer75]

*Destroys the oak sword with a flat tire.

 

[Hahaha00000]

what o.o

Steals the flat tire with a tire-recycling-company's-truck

 

[eviltomb]

used screwdriver to punch a hole in the gas tank

 

[S_swimmer]

*throws screwdriver into a pit of fire.....


without letting go of it*

 

[Hahaha00000]

Pit of fire was eaten by the Water God

 

[fredmandood]

*destroys Water God using name changer, making the almighty god into a fat dog*

 

[eviltomb]

virus corrupts the name changer.

 

[fredmandood]

*makes a cure for the virus*

 

[Hahaha00000]

alters the formula for the cure so now it becomes a toxin

 

[fredmandood]

*smashes the toxin with a teddy bear, the only thing immune*

 

[Duffie]

Sadly, the teddy bear was burnt alive, by the spy-checker.