Ansoro2112
Hottie
Guardian of Wind
*Airis quickly grabbed Alouette's hand and backed away from Light*
*He then whispers to his sister*
"Alouette, there's no way I'm letting you be close to this lunatic. What should we do now?"
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(( CaffeinatedKitty ))
*Airis quickly grabbed Alouette's hand and backed away from Light*
*He then whispers to his sister*
"Alouette, there's no way I'm letting you be close to this lunatic. What should we do now?"
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(( CaffeinatedKitty ))
[Disclaimer]:
The following post is meant to be comical at the expense of our new 'masters'. It will also show that I do after all have a sense of patriotism, but not for any country, real or not real. Please try to enjoy.
Guardian of Help
After waking up in some dirty cave, our new lord and savior quickly runs to some river (or where ever some one is) and observes what they are doing. "I see you are trying to fly. Double tap the space bar and use W A S D to fly. You can use the SHIFT key to descend and SPACE to ascend." He then came over to where a nigh-demonic guardian was locked in combat with a humanoid, although he could not recognize the magical energy signature of said humanoid.
'Intelligent being that are not guardians? How can this be?' thought the new guardian.
The new guardian was essentially a giant floating paper clip with eye, and his name was Mr. Clippy.
Observing That the demonic-ish guardian was trying to use some sort of liquid darkness magic.
"I see you are trying to use 'splosh of darkness'. I would not recommend it for the humanoid you are trying to attack with it has a cold aura about him, which will instantly freeze your 'splosh of darkness'. To use this spell, press 'Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, Start"
Mr. Clippy never woke up when he was sent sploshing away by the guardian of darkness' 'splosh of darkness'.
The following post is meant to be comical at the expense of our new 'masters'. It will also show that I do after all have a sense of patriotism, but not for any country, real or not real. Please try to enjoy.
Guardian of Help
After waking up in some dirty cave, our new lord and savior quickly runs to some river (or where ever some one is) and observes what they are doing. "I see you are trying to fly. Double tap the space bar and use W A S D to fly. You can use the SHIFT key to descend and SPACE to ascend." He then came over to where a nigh-demonic guardian was locked in combat with a humanoid, although he could not recognize the magical energy signature of said humanoid.
'Intelligent being that are not guardians? How can this be?' thought the new guardian.
The new guardian was essentially a giant floating paper clip with eye, and his name was Mr. Clippy.
Observing That the demonic-ish guardian was trying to use some sort of liquid darkness magic.
"I see you are trying to use 'splosh of darkness'. I would not recommend it for the humanoid you are trying to attack with it has a cold aura about him, which will instantly freeze your 'splosh of darkness'. To use this spell, press 'Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, Start"
Mr. Clippy never woke up when he was sent sploshing away by the guardian of darkness' 'splosh of darkness'.
CaffeinatedKitty
Intoxicated Feline
"Airis!" Alouette hisses at him, her eyes wide. "I know you don't like him but this is too much. It's not his fault... He's still feeling the effects of magic taint from his last incarnation!" She quiets for a moment, then says, "Airis, I know you just want to protect me, but I'm not a little girl. I know how to deal with him, and if I need help I'll come to you. Can you just trust me?" She looks up at him, her eyes pleading. "Can you trust him? I love you both and I don't want to have to live in the middle of a constant fight."
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((There also needs to be a 'wut' and 'Lolwut' rating XD))
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((There also needs to be a 'wut' and 'Lolwut' rating XD))
Ansoro2112
Hottie
Guardian of Wind
*Airis looks at Alouette with such intensity*
"I know.... It's just... Ugh. I know it's not his fault. And that's exactly why we need to be careful. Because it's not really him. Who knows what this magic taint can make him do to us. What do you suggest? He's still hurt very badly. And he keeps insisting on doing something else first. We need to find the Guardian of Life, but at the same time we can't leave him alone."
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(( CaffeinatedKitty ))
*Airis looks at Alouette with such intensity*
"I know.... It's just... Ugh. I know it's not his fault. And that's exactly why we need to be careful. Because it's not really him. Who knows what this magic taint can make him do to us. What do you suggest? He's still hurt very badly. And he keeps insisting on doing something else first. We need to find the Guardian of Life, but at the same time we can't leave him alone."
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(( CaffeinatedKitty ))
CaffeinatedKitty
Intoxicated Feline
"We need to get him to Life first. We can't let him go do whatever he wants when he's hurt this badly." She agrees, "Especially if he's planning to go after Darkness. For now... Let's just try to get him to her, whether he likes it or not."
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((Good luck with this one XD))
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((Good luck with this one XD))
I awoke, 3 figures stood above me,I couldn't figure out who they are
They discussed
"What are we going to do?"
"We wait,"
"Wait for what?! For them to attack and destroy us?"
*Sigh*
"We can't back down-
"Who is the ruler of this wonderful city here?"
"You....Master,"
"Exactly,Now go and check on the soldiers,War may be soon,"
The woman walked out of the room, This seemed...Familiar.
From what I could see...I made out a giant futuristic city,It had no nature or plants just humans....and aliens.
The man turned around,He said "I know you are awake,"
I stared at him before he introduced himself
"Not much of a talker eh? Oh, I haven't introduced myself,"
He laughed...It was wonderful,I haven't heard a laugh in like....forever
"I'm the master of this city,No one knows my name....not even me,"
I was confused,I finally decided to talk.
"Why don't you know your own name?"
FIND OUT NEXT TIME
Wow i'm getting good at stopping at the dramatic parts :3
But ya :)
-Jenben101
Then fiesta hates this post and I die
They discussed
"What are we going to do?"
"We wait,"
"Wait for what?! For them to attack and destroy us?"
*Sigh*
"We can't back down-
"Who is the ruler of this wonderful city here?"
"You....Master,"
"Exactly,Now go and check on the soldiers,War may be soon,"
The woman walked out of the room, This seemed...Familiar.
From what I could see...I made out a giant futuristic city,It had no nature or plants just humans....and aliens.
The man turned around,He said "I know you are awake,"
I stared at him before he introduced himself
"Not much of a talker eh? Oh, I haven't introduced myself,"
He laughed...It was wonderful,I haven't heard a laugh in like....forever
"I'm the master of this city,No one knows my name....not even me,"
I was confused,I finally decided to talk.
"Why don't you know your own name?"
FIND OUT NEXT TIME
Wow i'm getting good at stopping at the dramatic parts :3
But ya :)
-Jenben101
Then fiesta hates this post and I die
((Still waiting for Mc. Jivvi to have his character respond to my character burning down part of the shadow barrier with frost fire... And I would like something a little more specific than "Sploshing the cold birdy".))
Ansoro2112
Hottie
Guardian of Wind
"Yes, he needs help from Life first. Should I just knock him out? And fly him while he's unconscious? Because at this point, I don't think he's willing to get the help he needs."
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(( CaffeinatedKitty ))
"Yes, he needs help from Life first. Should I just knock him out? And fly him while he's unconscious? Because at this point, I don't think he's willing to get the help he needs."
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(( CaffeinatedKitty ))
CaffeinatedKitty
Intoxicated Feline
"Let's just see if he lets us take him first." She glances worriedly at the glowing Guardian. "I think knocking him out should be a last resort. We might still be able to convince him to go with us."
Ansoro2112
Hottie
Guardian of Wind
"Fine. Let's give it ONE more try. If he disagress then I'll do my thing. You do the talking, Alouette."
*Airis and Alouette walk towards Light*
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(( CaffeinatedKitty ))
"Fine. Let's give it ONE more try. If he disagress then I'll do my thing. You do the talking, Alouette."
*Airis and Alouette walk towards Light*
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(( CaffeinatedKitty ))