HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Jeff0521]

Granted, but that puppy bites YOU in the butt.
I wish for DarkHender for christmas. <3

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but the FBI busts down your door and arrests you for kidnapping.

I wish for a story in which the bad guy actually wins.

 

[ealev]

Granted, but the good guys get mad and burst out of the story and kill you! :3

I wish for Team Fortress 2 D:

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted, but it's haunted

I wish for dinner

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but its a hedgehog.

I wish for Gangnam Style!

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted, but you suck at dancing

I wish for a dog and a hedgehog

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Lol, I already suck at dancing >.<
Granted, but they get in a fight and kill each other.

I wish scientists did not give everything such long, hard to pronounce names for things.

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted, but you still can't pronounce them.
I wish for asdfghjlkl

 

[ealev]

Granted, but no one know what it is (including me).

I wish for the person not to grant this wish. :3

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted, but you make a paradox and your head explodes

I wish for Nyan Cat :D

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but it flys away :/
I wish for the delicious choco-chip cookies

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted, but I eat them.
I wish for coffee.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but I give it to GmK
I wish for infinite wishes. Problem with that, Shikon no Tama?

 

[ealev]

Granted, but the wishes are corrupted :3

I wish for bacon!

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but my dad eats it (he loves bacon!).
I wish for a kitten

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but its 50 years old.

I wish it was peanut butter and jelly time!

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but the peanut butter and jelly is poisonous.
I wish I could throw a pie at rpskid and get away with it

 

[Notme]

Granted, but it blew you.

I wish for enderkittens.

 

[FoxMccloud64]

Granted but the enderdogs kill you

I wish for nothing

 

[Notme]

Granted.

I wish for saver SMP. I'm simply not ConstructionBoy.

 

[zezmi]

Granted, but the world explodes.

I wish for peace.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but then everyone dies of mine turtles instead :/
I wish for the following sentence to make sense:
If Pinnochio said, 'My nose will now grow', will it grow?

 

[Notme]

Granted but Pinnochio blew up like nuclear bomb XD

I wish I was good at PvP

 

[Faliara]

Granted but you become so good everyone thinks you hacked
I wish Inon would listen to me even though I'm just a bunch of stars now :/

 

[zezmi]

Granted, but he loses internet connection and so you never know.

I wish for nothing.