HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Oak Milk]

Granted but then to do so we had to collapse the universe.

I wish I wish for a bright blue fish.

 

[Oak Milk]

Granted but then to do so we had to collapse the universe.

I wish I wish for a bright blue fish.

 

[755someone755]

Granted, but it's a giant whale the size of the universe and it eats you. Only you.

I wish I could not explode. (Grant this one )

 

[Jivvi]

You didn't explode. you died of natural causes.
I wish for a Bram13 & Spencer725 sammich.

 

[myusername22]

Granted but they jump out when your not looking and begin to boil you into a delicious stew.

I wish to taste jivvi stew

 

[Samlen]

Granted, the stew turns out to be poisonous.
I wish for pie flavoured pie.

 

[Jivvi]

Granted, but Jivvi jumps out of the pie and eats you.

I wish for hammerspace pockets
<3

 

[Notme]

Granted, but they got stolen.

I wish for mapmaking skills.

 

[Jeercrul]

Granted, but your skills were horribly atrocious (not meant as an insult :0)
I wish could ace all my tests so I wouldn'y have to revise for them.

 

[755someone755]

Granted, you ace all of them, but it's just a dream.

I wish the person after me would copy a short Wikipedia page and paste it.

 

[Notme]

Granted... or not.

I wish for Darice in Solitude

 

[755someone755]

Granted, but things I don't know about aren't stable when I grant them, so you explode.

I wish I had a cookie that isn't poisonous or explosive or in any way dangerous, so that I can share it.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you get owned.

I wish for 7th premium server XD

 

[755someone755]

Granted, but all other servers on the planet close (including classic and Blocktopia servers), and it's just a 128^3 block of glass. And there's lag and you get a virus. And your PC explodes. And so does the server.

I wish I knew who my new owner was (since I got owned). Also, the piece of cookie that I gave to raxo has to explode.

 

[Xfolo]

Your new owner is me, except i turn into a radioactive mutant and destroy you.

I wish for my horses to have high health on jte

 

[mariosatr]

Granted, but the damage of everything is buffed tenfold.

I wish for EU4 to come out tomorrow, instead of in two weeks.

 

[Scrable]

Coming out tomorrow, but completly incomplete and all patches come as DLC. You must pay 30€ for each DLC.

I wish for a new old school RTS game.

 

[TubaRiver]

granted, but the game is so old school, its unplayable.

I wish i didn't get laid off at my previous job. :[

 

[Jivvi]

granted, but you coworker wore their bombvest to work by accident

i wish for cheese

 

[Deleted member 4601]

Granted, rotten cheese.

I wish I could eat as much potato chips as I want without getting myself a sore throat.

 

[755someone755]

Granted, but you get so fat you can't move.

I wish for rotten cheese :3

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but it's poisonous as well.

I wish to be the PIE THROWING MASTER MUHAHHAHAHA

 

[Notme]

Granted, but all pies fall on you.

I wish for Daedra pet called Mehrunes Dagon. (he would live in Solitude)

 

[Faliara]

Granted. You can't see him because he lives in solitude.

I wish for a lollipop!

 

[Deleted member 4601]

Granted, a bitter one.

I wish that this wish would not be corrupted.