HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Faliara]

Granted, but you're sucked through a portal and land on the moon where ypu suffocate.

I wish for a bouquet of pretty flowers to share with everyone!

 

[Chocfudgemud]

Granted but unfortunately these are people (and pig) eating flowers and you share them with everyone and well the flowers have lunch :O

I wish Notch made it that when pigs die they blow up the entire biome and there pork instantly kills anyone (Besides me) in a 20 block radius... PIGGEH REVENGE!!!!!!!

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but you only have half a heart when that happens, and a creeper will always come behind you each time that happens, and it blows up before you can defend yourself. Even if that doesn't happen, you'll lose all the clothes on your skin and you'll be butt naked, and you'll lose your items.

I wish for flowers like the one in my avatar.

 

[Chocfudgemud]

Granted however the flower in your avatar is an undercover spy for the man eating flower group. You wish for one exactly the same and you get what you wish for

I wish that I can go super speed and make whoever replies to this fall into PIGGEH poop!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but it's fake piggeh poop and you fall into real piggeh poop.

I wish for fish.

(How many times have I asked for this?)

 

[Chocfudgemud]

Granted... Then it falls in Piggeh poop and a man eating flower eats the poop

I wish People on this thread would stop asking for fish

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but then the universe restarts and people start asking again.

I wish for fish that I can eat, that won't get dirty before I eat it, and that I will not die by eating it.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but it gets stolen

I wish for cookies

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but the cookies are poisonous~

I wish for fish that I can eat, that won't get dirty before I eat it, that no one will steal, and that I will not die just because I ate fish.

 

[Chocfudgemud]

Granted... But then the fishes mum comes and forcefully makes you regurgitate (throw up) him

I wish that Faliara will stop being so creative

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you become blind

I wish for Apocrypha.

 

[Chocfudgemud]

Granted... But the wish giver has no idea what that is.

I wish for 2 fishes

 

[Deleted member 4601]

Granted, they're dead.

I wish my IQ was higher.

 

[myusername22]

Granted... But the wish giver has no idea what that is.

I wish for 2 fishes

Granted it's poisonous

I wish for another wish

 

[Notme]

Granted, but it gets corrupted too.

I wish for more cookies.

 

[Willchill]

Granted but your room fills with so many cookies you suffocate in them.

I wish for a corrupted wish. (gg no re)

 

[cooliorules]

Granted but it isnt actually corrupted
I wish for my laptop to be working.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish for Nottydoggy

 

[755someone755]

Granted, but it's unstable because the back wants to run around and the front wants to lay around. So naturally, it explodes.

I wish this thread never died.

 

[myusername22]

Granted, but it's unstable because the back wants to run around and the front wants to lay around. So naturally, it explodes.

I wish this thread never died.

Granted but you get tired of it and are annoyingly forced to post on several times a day until you die.

 

[755someone755]

U no wish?

I wish myuser made a wish.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but he ate you.

I wish I could wish.

 

[zezmi]

Granted, but you enter a paradox and can never get out of the same time loop.

I wish for a red bicycle.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but bull starts chasing you.

I wish for corrupted wish for everyone.

 

[Chocfudgemud]

Wish granted but everyone's wishes explode causing the earth to fly into the sun

I wish for a pony that poops gold and spews milkshakes