HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Tiger_087]

Granted, but they all bring bad luck to you.
I wish for a pair noise-cancelling headphones to appear right in front of me.

 

[fenna]

Granted, but after you put them on they make your ears catch on fire >;D
I wish for a poptart :D

 

[Tiger_087]

Granted, but you will have to pay five times its normal price.
I wish for a .... unicorn....

 

[Wink]

Granted, But it dies of having no kidney

I wish for a tree

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but it's an Ent which attacks you.

I wish 1.8 would come out now fully unbuggy and the plugins were updated instantly.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but your computer was stolen

I wish for fish

 

[Tiger_087]

Granted, but you cant have a live one.
I wish for an onion.

 

[Nottykitten]

wish granted. but it vanished 1 sec ago.

I wish dogs wouldnt exist anymore. and they NEVER come back. and that this will be true.

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but it's granted by you vanishing forever.

I wish for a portal gun and those fancy shoe/thingys that prevent fall damage.

 

[Tiger_087]

Granted, but you can only have it for 24 hours. Then it will implode.
I wish for animated avatar.

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but it's this one.

I wish for my above wish, without the extra imploding.

 

[Nottykitten]

Wish granted. but it was all in your mind.
I wish you cant grant my wishes.

 

[Duffie]

Granted. I cannot grant your wishes, starting now.

I wish for a hula-hoop.

 

[Nottykitten]

Granted. but its square.
I wish that I wish that my wish is a wish when I wish that it is a wish.

 

[Tiger_087]

Granted.
I wish for a fish.

 

[Nottykitten]

Granted. but it swims away.
I wish there was a beta zombie survival.

 

[Tiger_087]

Granted, but you are banned from it upon its release.
I wish for yes.

 

[Gamefan__15]

Granted, but no.
I wish for this statement to be false.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, then ungranted, ending with your statement being "I do not wish for this statement to be false", but not necessarily true.

 

[Notme]

I wish for Defiant being GREEN

 

[Shinyshark]

Granted, But you were colorblind and the green turned into a diffrent colour.

I wish for a spoiler.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but this is total spoiler - and you can't watch/read/play/listen this.

I wish to have perfect English

 

[Nottykitten]

granted. but you die.
I wish for cats take over the world and choose me as leader cat.

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but for that to happen, ALL humans must die. Including you.

I wish for tasty, non-poisonous bacon.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but your bacon is stolen.

I wish for millions stacks of diamond blocks