HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Pokemon365]

granted, but you stole them and got banned

i wish for a pencil

 

[kraby1]

Wish granted, but the pencil snapped.
I wish for a Ferrari 458 Italia Spyder.

 

[Marlem]

granted but it breaks down when you get it.

I wish for a wish that gets ungranted.

 

[Summer10]

granted,
i wish for my wish

 

[smelyalata]

Wish granted, but your wish was pointless and didn't benefit you in any way.
I wish for a mudkip.

 

[Summer10]

granted but your mudkipz turn into zombies
I wish for world peace

 

[smelyalata]

Wish granted but my mudkip zombies destroy your peaceful world.
I wish for an idea of something to wish for.

 

[Summer10]

Granted but then you forget it (derp?)
I wish for a candybar

 

[smelyalata]

Granted but then all your friends ask for some and eat the entire thing. : D
I wish for an enderman

 

[Notme]

Granted, but it is spawned in water.

I fish for lag-less minecraft

 

[DarthLego5679]

Umm, I think you meant wish. :3
Okay, granted, but it's not your minecraft.

I wish for bacon that is my very own, and is not harmful.

 

[Notme]

Granted but your bacon was ate by brickwolf.

I wish for 20 trusteds on lava server.

 

[Tiger_087]

Granted, but you are globally banned when they are promoted.
Good Luck understanding this...
I wish for like hippo to St. Pancras of yes and 2012 Olympics because of why therefore trolling has similar characterics of when.

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but you lost it in the dryer.

I wish for melons on 1.8.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, but you can't craft hoes.

I wish I could get on the computer for more than 5 minutes without bring harassed by my mom.

 

[Summer10]

Granted but then you go through the whole experience in home alone.

I wish for a puppy

 

[kraby1]

Granted, but I stole the puppy.

I wish that if anyone says granted next time then they'll get killed by a cow next time they play Beta, and If they don't have Beta, then get they get scared by a friend.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Zugegeben, but I say it in German.

I wish for Mooshrooms.

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but you can't stand having them around.

I wish for all my items back on 1.8.

 

[kraby1]

Granted, but you get your minecraft account is hacked, so the person who hacked you get's the items.
I wish to be able to teleport

 

[Marlem]

granted but you teleport into space

I wish for something. I don't care what it is. Even if it's ungranted.

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but you fast forwarded your life by accident.

I wish for a legit copy of Terraria.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but your computer blew up.

I wish that I were Notch

 

[Marlem]

granted but then minecraft gets sued.

I wish for immortality with no drawbacks.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but universe eventually ends, and you are left in pure Nothing, Forever Alone.

I wish for baked chicken