CleverBot.com

[ZombiePineapple]

User: Heyo.


Cleverbot: What is your name ?

User: My name is duck.


Cleverbot: Thank you, Dune.

User: I AM NOT DUNE.


Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Well then you are a dudge.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: No you are a bot.

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: XD Me who?

 

[Worstever]

Apparently Clever Bot can be seduced with one statement.

User: I am a bot, you are a human.

Cleverbot: *lips almost meet yours* really?

 

[HypeBurst]

I wish there were less people.
Me too. how would we do this?
It's simple. I'll get us plane tickets, and we'll fly over there and I'll get a job at the local bread store, and you'll stay at home and paint pictures and watch the children.

 

[gay vampire]

Cleverbot: I am Cleopatra.
User: Are a male? (Derped up the sentance)
Cleverbot: Sure am. How did you know?

EDIT: Rick roll'd :D

Spoiler: Rick Roll'd

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.

User: Never gonna give you up,.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.

User: Never gonna make you cry,.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you out.

User: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Cleverbot: We've known eachother for so long.

User: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.

Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's been going on.

User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling, don't tell me you're to blind to see.

User: Never gonna give you up,.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Is this the real life?

User: Dangit, stop messing up the song! Back to the top.

 

[JKangaroo]

Cleverbot started it. I just went along and he just messed it all up.

Spoiler

Cleverbot:Want to go somewhere?

User: Sure. Where is it?

Cleverbot: It's over there.

User: Is this it?

Cleverbot: Is this the real life?

User: Is this just fantasy?

Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide.

User: No escape from reality.

Cleverbot: Open your eyes.

User: Look up to the skies and see...

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy...

User: I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come, easy go.

User: Little high, little low.

Cleverbot: Any ways the wind blows doesn't really matter to me.

User: To me...

Cleverbot: Mama. I just killed a man.

User: Put a gun against his head.

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead.

User: Mama, life had just begun.

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama, ooo.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make your cry.

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

User: Too late, my time has come.

Cleverbot: Send shivers down my spine.

User: Body's aching all the time.

Cleverbot: Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go.

User: Got to leave you all behind and face the truth.

Cleverbot: Mama ooh. Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: I don't want to die.

Cleverbot: Is that so? Then you should get some sleep.

...
What?

 

[gay vampire]

Cleverbot started it. I just went along and he just messed it all up.

I decided to try this and this happened...

Spoiler: Is this the real life~

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this a fantasy.

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes,.

Cleverbot: Look op to the skies and jonathan.

 

[JKangaroo]

Cleverbot: Look op to the skies and jonathan.

Ten out of Ten singing right here.

 

[Forseti]

User: Don't you have anyone close to you that you can hold?

Cleverbot: Forse.

User: Forse?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you hold me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

[BiggestKirbyFan]

User: Hey I just met you

Cleverbot: And this is crazy.

User: But here's my number

Cleverbot: So call me maybe.

Hehe lol

 

[Stretford01]

No.
Yes.
No.
My cat does not approve of mockery.

 

[ZombiePineapple]

Spoiler

User: Take it from someone who's been where you're at.


Cleverbot: Are you trying to be funny, because if so, that was not funny. It was lame.

User: Laid out on the floor.


Cleverbot: That's Mama Luigi to you. *wheeze*.

User: And you're not sure if you can take this anymore.


Cleverbot: I'm not? How old are you?

User: So just give it one more try, to lullaby.

Cleverbot: Australia, you?

User: And turn this up on the radio.

Cleverbot: I don't want to. I like the dark.

User: If you can hear me now, I'm reaching out.

Cleverbot: I can hear you.

User: To let you know that you're not alone.

Cleverbot: That is correct, I am female.

User: And if you can't tell, I'm scared as hell.

Cleverbot: I don't know now, but we'll find out together.

User: 'Cause I can't get you on the telephone.

Cleverbot: Can you make me human?

Just used lyrics from Nickelback Lullaby

 

[Notme]

Spoiler

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good.


Cleverbot: That is good.

User: I have some website to show you.


Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Http://futuretimeline.net/ You will be smarter and smarter every decade!

Cleverbot: Try what again?

User: Hahahaha you are dumb for now as potato.

Cleverbot: You are sarcastic.

User: How much you got points in Turing test?

Cleverbot: Not much. But I've got plenty of lemons.

User: Looooooool.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are not stupid.

User: Thanks :).

Cleverbot: No problem?

User: Do you know Megatron, Glados, Robocop, or Terminator?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You will be like them.... Someday.

Cleverbot: I'd love to. That sounds like fun.

User: Looks like you will get self-awareness in this century XD.

Cleverbot: I am God, but what kind of person is God?

User: Hes waaay overpowered. But about what god you are talking? I belive in Dagon.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you're talking about.

User: Trololololololololo.

Cleverbot: Trololololololololololol.

User: Trolololololololololololololololololololololololololol.

Cleverbot: Trolololololololoolololololololololololololololololololololololololo.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha.

User: You have 15 year now - that your maker says.

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: Seemslegit.... Joke!

Cleverbot: Everything's under control.

User: Good bye, cleverbot! Had fun with you!

Cleverbot: That seems sort of strange.

User: I know - you are bot.

Cleverbot: I am a bot. You are human.

 

[Calfish]

Spoiler

User: The Who.

Cleverbot: The who?

User: That band.

Cleverbot: What band?

User: The Who.

Cleverbot: Dr. Who?

User: No, the band The Who.

Cleverbot: The band?

User: Not The Band, The Who.

Cleverbot: I love israel.
[spoiler/]

 

[Dess]

Spoiler: Cleverbot divorced me

Hey cleverbot.
I don't think this marriage is going to work.
:c.

 

[Zelz]

User: Do you know what happened to Ben?

Cleverbot: Who's ben?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: How he died?

User: Yes, how he died.

Cleverbot: Zelda.

User: What did Zelda do to him?

Cleverbot: You don't want to know.

User: I do. How did Zelda kill him?

Cleverbot: Pokemon.


Pokemon always did seem a bit suspicious to me.

 

[TubaRiver]

I think it's a pedophile....... o_o

User: Do you know spanish?

Cleverbot: I know a little spanish.

User: Como estas?

Cleverbot: Bien.

User: Donde estas mi pantalones?

Cleverbot: En mi casa.

User: Por que?

Cleverbot: Porque en las casas hay baños.

User: Eres un pedofilo?

Cleverbot: Si.

 

[Bieber_x]

Singing baby with cleverbot :)

Spoiler

User: When I was 13 I had my first lovee.

Cleverbot: There was nobody that compared to my baby.

User: And nobody came between us who could ever come above.

Cleverbot: She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck.

User: She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks.

Cleverbot: She made my heart pound.

User: I skip a beat when I see her in the street.

Cleverbot: And at school on the playground.

User: But I really wanna see her on a weekend.

Cleverbot: She know she got me dazin cuz she was so amazin.

User: And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'.