HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but then you reinvent it.

I wish for dragons!

 

[digi]

Granted, now look at what you did. They've completely taken over the world.

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas!

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but it's too early
I wish digitalmez would change his signature, it's a bit annoying :/

 

[Willchill]

Granted, but he changes it to a gif that gives you a seizure each time you look at it.

I wish for $797.71. ($200 extra negotiable)

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but its in monopoly money.

I wish for Portal 3 :)

 

[FRUITLOOP1001]

Granted, but it's a first person shooter.
I wish Darky would visit me. <3

 

[digi]

Granted, unfortunately Darky is a figment of your imagination.

I wish for shadowdragoon's wish and want so desperately for there to be a Portal 3.

 

[FRUITLOOP1001]

Granted, it's a sucky first person shooter that's only available in Russia.
I wish for Darky to be real and come to visit me.

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but he murders you in your sleep.
I wish fruitloop would realize that Portal IS a first person shooter.

 

[FRUITLOOP1001]

Granted, but I still won't know the proper definition of "First person Shooter". And still do things like that.
I wish to be the smartest person alive.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you die in despair, because you simply can't takeover whole world.

I wish for that SBG finally exited from its crisis.

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but then you get run over.
I wish that Disney won't ruin Star Wars.

Also, A first person shooter is defined as any video game centered on gun and projectile weapon based combat through the first person perspective. Portal falls into that genre because you use a portal "gun" to solve puzzles and sometimes use if for combat.

 

[Shinyshark]

Granted.

I wish that people would sing electro swing.

 

[paceboys]

Granted, but it gets overrun by wubstep.

I wish i hadn't looked at Jolteon42 's reddit links ;n;

 

[Shinyshark]

Granted, but instead you found yourself on a train track and got hit by a train.

I wish my internet would be faster.

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but your homepage gets stuck on leekspin.com

I wish for an endless supply of food that never spoils, consists of all my favorites and nothing else, and that I do not die until it is all gone :)

 

[Deadl0ck]

Granted, but your homepage gets stuck on leekspin.com

I wish for an endless supply of food that never spoils, consists of all my favorites and nothing else, and that I do not die until it is all gone :)

Granted, but since you'll never die, you lose your mind due to your long life, forget how to open the packages, and instead live in agony for all eternity amongst food that you can't eat, everyone who ever cared about you long gone, your mind gone, and your body wanting to die but unable to.

( also:

I wish fruitloop would realize that Portal IS a first person shooter.

WROOOOONG. It's a first person puzzle game, or possibly a first person platformer. One thing it's not is a shooter. At no point in the game do you hold a gun that shoots things that can kill someone on impact.

I wish that Disney won't ruin Star Wars.

There is, to date, no indication they will. First of all, they're responsible for things like Avengers, and Pirates of the carribean, which are awesome movies, secondly, part one, and lesser degree, two and three, are already so fucking horrible it can't be any worse. So the only way left for Star Wars is up. Also, Han shot first. )

I wish for people to use their common sense and intelligence more.

 

[Marlem]

Granted but everybody becomes manipulative bastards with their enhanced intelligence and common sense.

I wish that people would stop making stupid wishes.

 

[digi]

Granted.

I wish for a donkey-dragon-horse made out of carrots!

 

[Marlem]

Granted.

I wish for a donkey-dragon-horse made out of carrots!

^Stupid wish seeing as it can just fall apart. Therefore granted.

I wish for an unbreakable piece of metal that is also lightweight.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but it's useless.
I wish that Deadl0ck wouldn't be so grumpy ;-;
I find it scary

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted, but he becomes homocidal instead.

I wish there was something that Guile's theme DOES NOT go good with.

 

[digi]

Granted, but I don't know what that is, so it explodes.

I wish I knew what the Guile theme is.

 

[shadowdragoon66]

Granted!

I wish for the Belmont clan to hunt down Edward and Bella!

 

[gay vampire]

Granted, but you become obsessed with the song.
EDIT: Ninja'd D:

Granted, but after they kill Edward and Bella they become murderers.

I wish everyone would sleep so I could eat them all without them escaping my stomach.