who do i have this copied?
Caboose: I had a girlfriend once.
Tucker: Nobody cares.
Caboose: I met her on the Internet.
Tucker: Aw, man, your girlfriend was a dude.
Caboose: Her name was Emilia. She would send me letters all the time.
Tucker: Sounds high-maintenance.
Caboose: Letters from my family. Letters about stuff I ordered online. Even about investment opportunities in other Countries.
Tucker: What!? Dude, I don't think your girlfriend's name was Emilia. I think it was Email. I'm pretty sure you fell in love with your email.
Caboose: She was always there for me. Until I forgot our special word.
Tucker: You mean your password.
Caboose: She never forgave me.
Tucker: Well then I guess you should have made out with her sister, Voicemilia.
Caboose: Oh she talked too much. And she always blinked at me.
Tucker: Nobody cares.
Caboose: I met her on the Internet.
Tucker: Aw, man, your girlfriend was a dude.
Caboose: Her name was Emilia. She would send me letters all the time.
Tucker: Sounds high-maintenance.
Caboose: Letters from my family. Letters about stuff I ordered online. Even about investment opportunities in other Countries.
Tucker: What!? Dude, I don't think your girlfriend's name was Emilia. I think it was Email. I'm pretty sure you fell in love with your email.
Caboose: She was always there for me. Until I forgot our special word.
Tucker: You mean your password.
Caboose: She never forgave me.
Tucker: Well then I guess you should have made out with her sister, Voicemilia.
Caboose: Oh she talked too much. And she always blinked at me.
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