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Enderfive

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I have a joke, in fact, in my opinion, that's the best one I found so far.


How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.

LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.


Now, you can submit this joke to Anso if you like it. But there's also the possibility that someone else will do it too, in which case you might not win immunity. And maybe I submitted it too. After all, this is the funniest one I found.

But maybe your own joke is even funnier.

But maybe it isn't.

*evil laughter*
 

Mooglie

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PSA: Sendig the joke below does not work. He'll laugh, but he won't accept it.

Ooglie.
i..
i laughed.
;--;
AOD 2.0 CTF 2FORT JOKES: What's the difference between Blue Team and a bunch of trolls? Nothing! They both seem obsessed on not letting anyone cross the bridge.
 

nitasu987

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I have a joke, in fact, in my opinion, that's the best one I found so far.


How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.

LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.


Now, you can submit this joke to Anso if you like it. But there's also the possibility that someone else will do it too, in which case you might not win immunity. And maybe I submitted it too. After all, this is the funniest one I found.

But maybe your own joke is even funnier.

But maybe it isn't.

*evil laughter*
DAMMIT it's fucking gold
 

Enderfive

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also do puns count
A couple has twins but decides they're not ready for children yet, so they put the twins up for adoption. One of the twins ends up in Mexico and is named Juan, the other in Egypt and is named Amal. Years later, the couple is still together, but the mother longs to see her children that she gave away all those years ago. So she contacts the Mexican family that adopted Juan and asks them for a picture of him. The photo is sent and the mother is happy, but she still looks kinda sad to her husband. So the husband asks what the problem is.

The mother responds: "Oh, it's so nice to see Juan grown up, but I wish I could also have a picture of Amal."

So the husband says: "But honey, they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
 

nitasu987

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A couple has twins but decides they're not ready for children yet, so they put the twins up for adoption. One of the twins ends up in Mexico and is named Juan, the other in Egypt and is named Amal. Years later, the couple is still together, but the mother longs to see her children that she gave away all those years ago. So she contacts the Mexican family that adopted Juan and asks them for a picture of him. The photo is sent and the mother is happy, but she still looks kinda sad to her husband. So the husband asks what the problem is.

The mother responds: "Oh, it's so nice to see Juan grown up, but I wish I could also have a picture of Amal."

So the husband says: "But honey, they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
I was gonna do this one actually. but I didn't end up going with it
 
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