i..PSA: Sendig the joke below does not work. He'll laugh, but he won't accept it.
Ooglie.
DAMMIT it's fucking goldI have a joke, in fact, in my opinion, that's the best one I found so far.
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
Now, you can submit this joke to Anso if you like it. But there's also the possibility that someone else will do it too, in which case you might not win immunity. And maybe I submitted it too. After all, this is the funniest one I found.
But maybe your own joke is even funnier.
But maybe it isn't.
*evil laughter*
Whenever I ask someone's opinion I let them read it from a paper. So they'll read it themselves.Ansoro2112 this is probably a stupid question but when you're sharing these jokes will you be reading them aloud or will they read it themselves?
The first that submitted the joke will get to keep it. And the other one will be asked by me to change it.oh and anso, what if two people happen to submit the same joke
A couple has twins but decides they're not ready for children yet, so they put the twins up for adoption. One of the twins ends up in Mexico and is named Juan, the other in Egypt and is named Amal. Years later, the couple is still together, but the mother longs to see her children that she gave away all those years ago. So she contacts the Mexican family that adopted Juan and asks them for a picture of him. The photo is sent and the mother is happy, but she still looks kinda sad to her husband. So the husband asks what the problem is.also do puns count
what is the deal with 4chan and engineers4chan has best jokes
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I was gonna do this one actually. but I didn't end up going with itA couple has twins but decides they're not ready for children yet, so they put the twins up for adoption. One of the twins ends up in Mexico and is named Juan, the other in Egypt and is named Amal. Years later, the couple is still together, but the mother longs to see her children that she gave away all those years ago. So she contacts the Mexican family that adopted Juan and asks them for a picture of him. The photo is sent and the mother is happy, but she still looks kinda sad to her husband. So the husband asks what the problem is.
The mother responds: "Oh, it's so nice to see Juan grown up, but I wish I could also have a picture of Amal."
So the husband says: "But honey, they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
finding jokes is hard
You know what's going to be hilarious?! When Ooglie101 gets voted out. #TwistsAgainstOoglieLol anso you're hilarious