Survivor Tuvalu
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Ansoro2112
Hottie
The Joke Challenge Results
The 3 winners of this Challenge are.. FoxMccloud64 nitasu987 and Infected_alien8_
Congratulations, you three! Your jokes have received the most votes out of everyone. You have all won immunity and are safe from elimination.
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[BCOLOR=#ffffff]1.) FoxMccloud64's Joke: [/BCOLOR]
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
->Total of 61 votes.
2.) Nitasu987's Joke:
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "How do you drive this thing?"
->Total of 52 votes.
3.) Infected_alien8_'s Joke:
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
->Total of 45 votes.
4.) Enderfive's Joke:
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
->Total of 33 votes.
5.) CaffeinatedKitty's Joke:
What do you call a cow after she gives birth? De-CALF-inated!
->Total of 24 votes.
6.) Mythelf's Joke:
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
->Total of 20 votes.
7.) ChronosStar524's Joke:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not commit adultery, and Thou shalt not lie in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
-> Total of 18 votes.
8.) Ooglie's Joke:
Two cats are swimming across a river. One's name is 'One Two Three' and the other's name is 'Un Deux Trois'
Who made it across?
'One Two Three' since the 'Un Deux Trois' cat sank!
->Total of 6 votes.
9.) Timdood3's Joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Threw.
Threw who?
I just said "threw", why are you saying it all silly like that?
->Total of 3 votes.
10.) 755someone755's Joke:
How many calories does my girlfriend burn by jumping to conclusions?
-> Total of 1 vote.
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Tribal Council
I'll need all of you to now send me a PM with the name of TWO Survivors you wish to send to the Duel to battle it out.
Remember, you can't vote for Fox, Nitasu or Alien. They're all safe since they won immunity.
Survivors in Danger: 755someone755 ChronosStar524 mythelf Timdood3 Ooglie101 Enderfive CaffeinatedKitty
Time will be over for one of you.
Good Luck.
The 3 winners of this Challenge are.. FoxMccloud64 nitasu987 and Infected_alien8_
Congratulations, you three! Your jokes have received the most votes out of everyone. You have all won immunity and are safe from elimination.
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[BCOLOR=#ffffff]1.) FoxMccloud64's Joke: [/BCOLOR]
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
->Total of 61 votes.
2.) Nitasu987's Joke:
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "How do you drive this thing?"
->Total of 52 votes.
3.) Infected_alien8_'s Joke:
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
->Total of 45 votes.
4.) Enderfive's Joke:
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
->Total of 33 votes.
5.) CaffeinatedKitty's Joke:
What do you call a cow after she gives birth? De-CALF-inated!
->Total of 24 votes.
6.) Mythelf's Joke:
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
->Total of 20 votes.
7.) ChronosStar524's Joke:
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not commit adultery, and Thou shalt not lie in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
-> Total of 18 votes.
8.) Ooglie's Joke:
Two cats are swimming across a river. One's name is 'One Two Three' and the other's name is 'Un Deux Trois'
Who made it across?
'One Two Three' since the 'Un Deux Trois' cat sank!
->Total of 6 votes.
9.) Timdood3's Joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Threw.
Threw who?
I just said "threw", why are you saying it all silly like that?
->Total of 3 votes.
10.) 755someone755's Joke:
How many calories does my girlfriend burn by jumping to conclusions?
-> Total of 1 vote.
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Tribal Council
I'll need all of you to now send me a PM with the name of TWO Survivors you wish to send to the Duel to battle it out.
Remember, you can't vote for Fox, Nitasu or Alien. They're all safe since they won immunity.
Survivors in Danger: 755someone755 ChronosStar524 mythelf Timdood3 Ooglie101 Enderfive CaffeinatedKitty
Time will be over for one of you.
Good Luck.
Enderfive
sarcasm incarnate
I'll be honest here, I did not understand Ooglie's joke. And the fish tank one was definitely not as funny as mine in my own opinion, but that's opinions for you. You never quite know if the people that will be judging have the same taste as you do.
Ansoro2112
Hottie
Ender, your joke was the one in the lead at the start. I thought you were going to win for sure. But Alien's, Nitasu's anf Fox's joke just caught up at the end. I honestly thought your was going to be in th Top 3.
I thought your joke was geniuous. But a similar "Ooglie situation" happened to you. Because those who knew about the topic, laughed so much. (Like they really did) but the votes started to get stuck because the other half of the people had no idea what was it about.
I guess simple and easy to understand jokes were the winners after all!
Ansoro2112
Hottie
Tribal Council
The 2 Survivors who received the most votes against and will be in danger of leaving Survivor Tuvalu are... ChronosStar524 and CaffeinatedKitty
ChronosStar524 received 5 votes.
CaffeinatedKitty received 5 votes.
Ooglie101 received 3 votes.
755someone755 received 3 votes.
Timdood3 received 2 votes.
Enderfive received 1 vote.
Mythelf received 1 vote.
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Duel #14
ChronosStar524 VS. CaffeinatedKitty
I'll PM you both with the Duel's details.
Remember that the loser will join Hunter, Fruit, BiggestKirbyFan and 77thShad in the Exile Island Duel. In which one will return to the game and the other ones will be out of the game for good.
Good Luck!
The 2 Survivors who received the most votes against and will be in danger of leaving Survivor Tuvalu are... ChronosStar524 and CaffeinatedKitty
ChronosStar524 received 5 votes.
CaffeinatedKitty received 5 votes.
Ooglie101 received 3 votes.
755someone755 received 3 votes.
Timdood3 received 2 votes.
Enderfive received 1 vote.
Mythelf received 1 vote.
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Duel #14
ChronosStar524 VS. CaffeinatedKitty
I'll PM you both with the Duel's details.
Remember that the loser will join Hunter, Fruit, BiggestKirbyFan and 77thShad in the Exile Island Duel. In which one will return to the game and the other ones will be out of the game for good.
Good Luck!
oog we're bonding
Ansoro2112
Hottie
Duel #14 Results
The 17th Survivor voted out of Survivor Tuvalu is... ChronosStar524
Which means CaffeinatedKitty is safe once again.
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They had to come up with 2 sentences convincing people WHY there should be equality between men and women.
CaffeinatedKitty's Sentence:
"Harassment, discrimination, wage gaps still last, hindering every woman no matter what her past. If this wrong is to be undone, first must equal rights be won."
->She captures the idea very well.
ChronosStar524's Sentence:
"We all are the same inside and work in identical ways. No one is better than the other on any given day."
->There's no originality in this one. I've heard it many times now.
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ChronosStar524, you've become the 7th Member of the Jury. You'll be heading to the Jury Mansion where you'll be facing the other 4 to battle it out to come back to the game.
You can say one last statement if you wish.
ChronosStar524, AKA Hero, the Tribe has spoken.
17 down. 9 left.
The 17th Survivor voted out of Survivor Tuvalu is... ChronosStar524
Which means CaffeinatedKitty is safe once again.
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They had to come up with 2 sentences convincing people WHY there should be equality between men and women.
CaffeinatedKitty's Sentence:
"Harassment, discrimination, wage gaps still last, hindering every woman no matter what her past. If this wrong is to be undone, first must equal rights be won."
->She captures the idea very well.
ChronosStar524's Sentence:
"We all are the same inside and work in identical ways. No one is better than the other on any given day."
->There's no originality in this one. I've heard it many times now.
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ChronosStar524, you've become the 7th Member of the Jury. You'll be heading to the Jury Mansion where you'll be facing the other 4 to battle it out to come back to the game.
You can say one last statement if you wish.
ChronosStar524, AKA Hero, the Tribe has spoken.
17 down. 9 left.
Ansoro2112
Hottie
Exile Island-The ComeBack Battle
Is the time for the last 5 Jury Members to fight it out to win the ONE spot to return to the game!
Welcome back:
Hunter
Fruit
BiggestKirbyFan
77thShad
ChronosStar524
I'm sure you'll be waiting a long time for this moment.
We have 1 Hero, 2 Villains and 2 Newbies.
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I'll be giving you all 3 options for the Duel:
1.) Rock Paper Scissors (This will be the luck one)
2.) Making Sentence (I'm sure you're all familiar with this one. Is the one you're all been doing in Duels)
3.) Picture Search (I''ll tell you to search for the most scariest, funniest OR cutests, etc. photo)
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Please vote for just ONE in this same thread.
In case of a tie, I'll randomize the tied options.
Good Luck.
Is the time for the last 5 Jury Members to fight it out to win the ONE spot to return to the game!
Welcome back:
Hunter
Fruit
BiggestKirbyFan
77thShad
ChronosStar524
I'm sure you'll be waiting a long time for this moment.
We have 1 Hero, 2 Villains and 2 Newbies.
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I'll be giving you all 3 options for the Duel:
1.) Rock Paper Scissors (This will be the luck one)
2.) Making Sentence (I'm sure you're all familiar with this one. Is the one you're all been doing in Duels)
3.) Picture Search (I''ll tell you to search for the most scariest, funniest OR cutests, etc. photo)
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Please vote for just ONE in this same thread.
In case of a tie, I'll randomize the tied options.
Good Luck.