Well, I think my love life is the most laughable of us all.
So there's this one girl, let's call her, say, Samantha. Not her real name, just for purposes. I've liked her since 6th grade, and I told one of my best girl friends about it. Apparently, that friend liked me, so she told Samantha to screw up my chances with her. Two years later, I've still been trying to get her. She's pretty, plays video games, and gets meme references. Still no luck. Lately I got tired and asked her straight-up if I had a chance with her, and she said no.
Now, in 8th grade, there's this other girl I think I have better chances with. Let's call this one Christina. Again, not her real name. Unfortunately, I've been friendzoned by Christina. Here comes a weekend and I'm so incredibly bored, what do I do? I call her damn dad. I'm not insane, she has no Facebook and no cell phone, so had no way to contact her. So, he's the most overprotective man I know. I don't know why I did this, but hey, I thought what did I have to lose. So I ask him, I'd like to take your daughter out to a movie. He says she's busy today, but maybe another time. Now this guy is insane. He yelled at a guy for hugging Christina in front of him for five minutes, and then here I am, asking him, and he's totally cool about it. Ten minutes later, she calls back (on her dad's phone) and tells me she doesn't want to be my girlfriend.
So there I am, two rejections in a matter of a week. Friday, there's a field trip to Islands of Adventure. So apparently, she meets this guy who lives 2 hours away from where we live and she falls in love with him. Seriously. Monday I see her crooning over him, texting him the entire day. Everyone in school agrees she's in love. She wants to go to St. Augustine where he lives to visit him.
TL;DR, One girl rejected by, the other in love with a 15 year old guy.
How screwed am I?