HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[paceboys]

Granted, but because of the odd number of times you said "wish" it clogged up the wish machine

I wish for actual translucent text instead of white xD scroll over the blob of blankness

 

[twangfizz]

Granted,
I wish for a life

 

[HarmakAnna]

Granted, but Mario eats it in the form of a 1-up.

I wish I had a fish upon a fish swish dish.

 

[Swate]

Granted, but the fish is rotten and the dish is cracked and horrid.
I wish for a real Llamasaur! (My avatar, if you don't know) :3

 

[LavaSurviver]

Granted, but you get into a fight and he is now against you.

I wish for one day of playing Minecraft over and over, no stopping for sleep or food or homework.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but it was one Minecraft day.
I wish I could figure out where I left my explosives and my blue hedgehog.

 

[TubaRiver]

Wish granted, but your explosives destroyed your blue hedgehog.

I wish my cell phone's battery would stop dying.

 

[paceboys]

Granted, but upon being supercharged it fries and breaks internally.

I wish for a box of Icebreakers Sours

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but not they caught on fire.
I wish this wish could not be corrupted at all and came out perfectly, effectively breaking this game.

 

[Swate]

Wish granted, but the game doesn't break, so your wish wasn't directly entirely broken, therefore it still follows your wish's guidelines (even though it's broken now by the awesome Swate :3).
IDEA. I'll wish for a bad thing :3
I wish for an extremely @Horrible smelling sock! x)

 

[Summer10]

Granted but the sock becomes a muppet and leaves you forever to become a movie star!

I wish to be a famous actor

 

[Swate]

Granted but you star in X-rated movies.
I wish someone grants this wish. x)

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but it was me. >:D
I wish I had seven trillion, seven hundred seventy seven billion, seven hundred seventy thousand, seven hundred seventy seven more wishes.

 

[Marlem]

Granted but everyone will want one now. You have two options: Wish them away and be forever alone; or ignore them and wait for them to kill you. Either way, you lose.

I wish for an Everlasting car that will protect me from harm in a 150,000 km radius and itself from intruders.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but I locked you in and now you have to sit in there until the universe breaks down.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 

[Marlem]

Granted but your reckless choice kills you.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted when granted followed by another wish.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but the game broke. **resetting.** ^^Reset successful^^

I wish I had a nuclear hat.

 

[Horrible]

Granted, however it is no longer radioactive, as it has already decayed.

I wish for .

 

[Numberplay]

granted but ;

I wish for more free time.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you also freed times worst enemy aged, and died from old age.. in less than a second.
I wish for a wish named wish.

 

[paceboys]

Granted but it then changes its name to Fred and moves away.

I wish for a panda

 

[IAintYoMama]

Granted, but global warming will kill him soon.

I wish for a third eye.

 

[paceboys]

Granted, but your other two render obsolete and stop working, shrivel up in their sockets, and fall out, your skin sealing up behind them. Thus you becoming a cyclops.

I wish for another bag of gummy bears

 

[Nottykitten]

Granted, But they got alive and runned away (In my mouth)

I wish for flying cats

 

[Wortho27]

Granted, but they're all dead cats out the cat lady's window.
I wish for this wish to be ruined.