HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Nottykitten]

Granted, it got ruined. But since the wish wishes it should be ruined, It cannot be ruined. Therefor creating a paradox and makes the unisverse implode.

I wish for flying cats. Agian.

 

[HarmakAnna]

Granted, but they are all Nyan Cats battling to the death!
I wish to finish my report and stop procrastinating.

 

[Sasher]

Granted, But its written in 3 different languages!
I wish for a banana split.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but the banana yelled 'WHY DID YOU SPLIT ME!' forever.

 

[LavaSurviver]

It goes a little something like this:

erikkruchten:
I wish for a new car!

Deadl0ck:
Wish granted, but the car was sold to you after being stolen.
I wish for a snowman.

AvantGarde:
Wish granted, but the eyes were really made of rat droppings.
I wish for 100000000 dollars.

It seems that you missed a key point. You seemed to have forgotten about your wish
Anyway, I wish for a diamond sword with every enchantment.

 

[HarmakAnna]

Granted, but an intelligent zombie takes the sword from you and uses it against you.
I wish to make amazing music.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but I then proceed to stab you in the head with a pillow so that this topic may live once more. (You murderer.) I wish I had a big ball of wibbly wobbly... timey wimey... stuff.

 

[LavaSurviver]

Granted, but the mixture of all of the chemicals in your ball exploded and was soon no more.

I wish to meet Notch and become friends with him :)

 

[Notme]

Granted, but Notch quits minecraft and Mojang completely.

I wish for giant fort made by Lava people in solitude AKA copy of Dagon.

 

[HarmakAnna]

Granted, but the Authority kills you and everyone else, then continues to blow it up.

I wish I had a canned Mountain Dew in my hand.

 

[Matt_Allen]

Granted, but it was empty
I wish to be famous

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but do I really need to explain your downfall?
I wish this wish would be corrupted.

 

[LavaSurviver]

Okay then.

I wish for a football signed by each and every one of the NY Giants players.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but they ate you.
I wish <Insert witty comment here>.

 

[LavaSurviver]

Granted, but <Insert witty coomeback here>

I wish for every song on i-Tunes history :)

 

[HarmakAnna]

Granted, but you are arrested for using a counterfeit credit card.
I wish I could have technological skills.

 

[paceboys]

Granted, but their ways corrupt you mind and your brain pops out of your head, proceeding to fly around the room, taunting you for your foolish wishes.

I wish i wasn't sick >.>

 

[Okok237]

Wish granted, but you got sick 5 seconds later.
I wish I didn't write this post.

 

[Specter2k11]

Wish granted, but it's still there.

I wish for video games to be real.

 

[Notme]

Granted but Bowser raids you.

I wish that Araidan and Megatron were HA

 

[HarmakAnna]

Granted, but they go on a banning spree and become the only remaining people in the community.
I wish my kEyboard wasn"t so sPazzy SOMetImes...

 

[DKnucklehead]

Granted, but your keyboard becomes a highly intelligent life form that begins typing obscenities into the forums, making you banned.

I wish I had a day off tomorrow.

 

[Notme]

Wanted, but you get sick.

I wish Admins didn't change name of topic

 

[HarmakAnna]

Granted, but then this turns into a number game.

I wish I had a snowman.

 

[Okok237]

Wish granted, but it became evil and started attacking you with snowballs.

I wish I had an icon.