HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Numberplay]

Granted but it's offensive and gets you banned.

I wish I would have perfect scores at school.

 

[ZombiePineapple]

Granted, but you fail anyways

I wish for my cat to do a situp

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, it gains immense strength and trains other cats. It soon takes over the world and enslaves mankind.

 

[ZombiePineapple]

what is your wish Defiant?

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but the wish is unspeakably disturbing.
I wish I had 'splosion sticks. :D

 

[Summer10]

Granted, but you die in the 'splosion

I wish the moon had oxygen and stayed in orbit!

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but life formed and wasn't too happy about us having crap they don't.
I wish people on this website would take a damn joke.

 

[Swate]

Granted but time paradox omg-0 f00dw---- f-adee----
I wish for someone to grant this wish.

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted, and you gain nothing, effectively wasting your wish which could have saved the world from ACTA.
I wish there were more hours in the day.

 

[torty]

Wish granted, but everyone including yourself has to work for longer.

I wish for a perfect world.

 

[paceboys]

Grante- Nope, chuck testa.

I wish for an IPhone4 for my birthday.

 

[Dess]

Granted but it is broken.
I wish to live on death run.

 

[HarmakAnna]

Granted, but you get so addicted that you lose all your friends, you flunk out of school, and die due to not getting off of death run when flames engulf your house.​

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I wish for a spoon.​

 

[paceboys]

Granted, but when you take the protective casing off its actually a fork.

I wish for my math homework to be easier (though, i shouldnt complain since this is the first time i have had math homework in three months )

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you lost the ability to do advanced math.
I wish for another wish that I'd use to get another wish. And repeat. Thus creating and eternal loop and breaking the game.

 

[lolpierandom]

Granted, but your wish was lost in the system and was never processed.

I wish, I wish, I wish for a cleophian digging feesh!



It's efeeshent!

 

[Mr_Minecraft_One]

You got the fish, but it was rotten.
I wish i was a programer at MOJANG

 

[paceboys]

Granted, but you screw up a program and break the 1.2 update, thus getting fired.

I wish for Death Run to be less laggy

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you get hacked.

I wish, for 1.2 map update for Primordia (old would be erased)

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but an error shut down the server until official release 2.5

I wish this game was broken. :D

 

[Notme]

Granted, but your computer derps.

I wish for unlimited height, and 10x10 km Primordia Map.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but it's so big that you can't keep track of who's where and where the next event's going.

I wish this wish could not be corrupted.

 

[paceboys]

Granted, but my grant was corrupted thus keeping your wish corrupted.

I wish to not be #ForeverAlone on Valentine's day.

 

[Jolterino]

Granted, because you find out that you are too young.

I wish to be the same as I am now.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you are now frozen in time for all eternity, forced to watch everything around you progressively age and eventually die until the universe decomposes.

I wish for a kitten that fires lasers from it's mouth when I pull it's tail.