HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[DKnucklehead]

Granted, but that same night they invite you over for dinner and you help yourself to a hot steaming plate of mashed potatoes.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you read minds best unread.

I wish this wish could not be corrupted

 

[Kloud_Strife]

Granted, but it ruins the point of the game so it is corrupted anyways.

I wish roxas would not do things like that.

 

[HarmakAnna]

Granted, but I start doing things like that.

I wish I wish I wish for tomato.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but it died.
I wish the below user would corrupt this wish. >:D

 

[HarmakAnna]

Granted, but it is uncorrupted, then corrupted, and goes in an endless loop.

I wish my tomato was alive and immortal.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but its eat whole world.

I wish for sentence:

Sentence below is true
Sentence above is false

wasn't paradox

 

[chris360kss]

But it blows up my mind.

I wish for better internet!

 

[Notme]

Granted, but your city loses electricity for week.

I wish for MLG-level of experience in Minecraft.

 

[Knight365]

Granted, but your PC breaks and you need $300 to repair it.

I wish for world peace.

 

[balloon98]

Granted but then aliens come and ruin everything.

I wish to not be killed in Mafia

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but then your killed by a gang instead.

I wish you didn't just lose the game.

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granta'd, but with a bad pun.

I wish for monkeys.

 

[paceboys]

Granted, but they are plastic and inside a barrel.

I wish for a promotion on friday

 

[balloon98]

Granted but then Deadl0ck goes on a rage and bans you.

I wish for a name

 

[Notme]

Granted, but your name is nameless.

I wish for Terragon III in new SMP V Lite Edition (lol fancy name for it) server!

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but I log on at school and the crappy internet lags the crap out of it.

I wish I could puke lasers.

 

[hywel45]

Granted, but the laser burns you while you puke.

I wish for infinite knowledge of the universe

 

[DKnucklehead]

Granted, but all the information makes your head explode into tiny brain splatter.

I wish for something that won't cause me to reject wishing for it.

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but it was ruined anyways.

I wish for hunger to be removed from Minecraft again.

 

[Refresh100]

Granted, but they added thirst instead

I wish it was Friday already.

 

[Guest35486]

Granted, but Friday, Saturday, and Sunday only lasted 1 second.
I wish for nothing.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you literally get NOTHING. A black hole.

I wish my cat sprite looked more like a cat and less like an adorable swamp monster.

 

[Jubjubers]

Granted, but you literally get NOTHING. A black hole.

I wish my cat sprite looked more like a cat and less like an adorable swamp monster.

Granted, but the website can't allow you to upload it.
I wish for a glass of water.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but the water was imported... from Chernobyl.
Don't know what it is? Look it up.
I wish for the user below to corrupt this wish in the most badass way possible.