HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Refresh100]

Granted, but I went with fluffy cats instead.

I wish I could skip school and go back to sleep.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you... lit on fire... with penguins... on monday... You know, I'n just making this up as I go along.
i wish I was an adorable swamp monster.

 

[Araidian]

Granted, but as you walk into your home, your mother threw the closest item next to her at you. (A brick)

I wish another person on the forums had a Lucario avatar.

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but you were global-perma-banned for it to happen.

I wish for more Hunger Games on Premium.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you get banned. Go make a ban apple.

I wish appeals were renamed apples.

 

[poas]

wish granted, but this change is for everyone but you.

i wish i had a life

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you have a death shortly after.
I wish

 

[Refresh100]

Granted but

I wish my order came in today

 

[hywel45]

Granted, but it was the wrong thing.

I wish I was a cat

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but I loved you to death.

I wish everyone had Doctor Light's voice acting from Mega Man 8.

 

[flan67]

Granted, but then when someone says your name, you don't know who it was, so then you start going crazy
I wish for a pop-tart cat that poops rainbows

 

[Tiger_087]

Granted but it is invisible.
I wish for a gold-plated pair of underpants.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but the gold is really pyrite.
I wish for (Insert badass with over there ->)

 

[Notme]

Granted but it fialed.

I wish that Lava Survival took solid part in history of this SMP server, like ancient Dagon did.

 

[paceboys]

Granted, but you were banned and you didnt get to see it. go make an apple roxaschao

I wish i could grow wings and fly

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you sacrificed your sirness to do it.

I wish I had a nuclear banana.

 

[Notme]

Granted but it blew.

I wish for

 

[Amorix]

Granted but you forgot to use invisible text.

I WISH THIS MESSAGE WEREN'T RED

 

[Notme]

Granted but you are banned for haxing.

I wish for Dagon-Kraken Alliance

 

[paceboys]

Granted, but you sacrificed your sirness to do it.

NOT MY SIRNESS! Poor, poor sirless me
ANYWAY
Granted, but dagon overthrows kraken and murders the land.

I wish i could have recorded my stupid classmate gluing a piece of paper to his desk and fialing to pull it off (it happened, it was so funny)
EDIT: Ninja'd.

 

[Guest35486]

Wish granted, but you lost your camera.
I wish for-ummm- Ah, yes, I wish for "ummm"

 

[Notme]

Granted, but it wasn't precise and you got void.

I wish that poster under me had Cat or Pokemon related avatar or siggy.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but it was a transdimensional swamp cat with retro powers.

I wish I could poke a tree and it would turn into coffee.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but EVERYTHING that you poke, turns to TEA.

I wish for a transdimensional swamp cat with retro powers. (corrupting already corrupting wish - corruptwishception!)

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but it didn't like you and made you 8 bit as punishment for... existing.

I wish for more coffee. D:<