HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but I drank it.

I wish for cocoa beans to be growable on Minecraft.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you downloaded Thaumcraft 2 and accidentally corrupted your plants with taint.

I wish I had and tree the blew up anyone who tried to chop it.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you blew to pieces.

I wish I could be 8-bit (Farther corruption of already corrupted wish)

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but we got sick of your crap, hacked your account, changed your password, and got you global banned.

I wish for bananas.

 

[Guest35486]

Granted, but they rotted.
I wish you can find Watermelon seeds other than just from chests.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but your base got raided to pieces.

I wish, that some person here would have Mewto skin.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but they forced you into submission with powers that don't even exist in the Pokemon games.

I wish for more explosions.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but someone nuked your city.

I wish, that roxaschao stopped replying in this thread, after I post.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but no.

I wish for more eargasms.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but they griefed you.

I wish for full Pokemons in Technic Pack

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but the technic pack crashes due to incompatibility.

I wish Raxo knew what an eargasm was.

 

[superstein]

Granted, but once he knew he went deaf.

I wish I can have a juice box right now.

 

[Prizyms]

Granted, but it was out of date.

I wish I was a Head Controller on Blocktopia.

 

[Notme]

Granted but it happened day before Blocktopia mysteriously disappeared in blast.

I wish that Lava Survivalists were in some kind of organization while being spread over whole map in smp.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but members set up a secret organization within your organization.
ORGANICEPTION!

I wish more kittens help bananas from the scrollbar under derp.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you have tasty cats, and your pets are bananas.

I wish that roxaschao had cat avatar

 

[DarthLego5679]

Granted, but then all the other cat avatars were permanently changed to dog avatars.

I wish for IRC for SMP.

 

[Amorix]

I wish that roxaschao had cat avatar

I do. An 8 bit cat, even.

Anyway, granted, but it cause immense lag and got removed.

I wish that ALL THINGS WERE 8 BIT! :D

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you are stuck in 1990 year.

I wish for kippers

 

[DarthLego5679]

Denied.

I wish for more legal diamonds on SMP.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but they were all stolen by raid-griefers.

I wish I could /hug DarthLego and /lick Fenna

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but you're banned for hacking.

I wish for jbfr90bhivq34-0

 

[Defiant_Blob]

Granted. Shortly after wishing for it, you look it up in the dictionary. Now you wish you hadn't wished for it.
I wish for the next person to post to not wish.

 

[superstein]

Granted, but it turned into a request.

I request for 9,001 cookies/points in lava and tnt. Not 9,000.

 

[Pokemon365]

Granted, but i ate the cookies and you got the points in lava.
I wish for the next person to deny this wish