HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Notme]

Granted, but its extremely derpy.

I wish I could hax Matrix.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but this ability doesn't come with coding skill, so you have no idea how to actually do anything.

I wish my girlfriend was hot like you.

 

[Notme]

I'm from Lava Survival - granted, but she meltdowns you.

I wish for [DAGON] Lava Survival clan - just like it was during Primordia, but stronger 5x times in all servers (ALL BOW TO LAVA GOD!)

 

[Salvationist]

Wish granted but no one cares about dagon anymore and now prefer Cthulhu

I wish for more Templar's in blocktopia

 

[Notme]

Granted, but Cthulhu kills them all.

I wish for 10x faster technology advancement.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but scientists get overconfident and accidentally make a bomb capable of destroying an entire solar system go off.

I wish for Vechs to make a continental Super Hostile map similar to Wind Waker! :D (This would seriously be the best thing ever.)

 

[Notme]

Granted, but its get released in 1.9

I wish for 2 in 1 teleporter and time travel machine.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but it randomly warps rather than having a proper control mechanism.

I wish for an army of kittehs. :3

 

[Luigi]

Granted, but they get killed by an army of dogs.
I wish for tons of points on TNT Wars.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but everything's upped in price to accommodate for the new average set by you.

I wish for an epic cage fight between Tacgnol, Transformer Cat, Monorail Cat, and Maru! :D

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but the internet explodes

I wish for this wish not to be granted

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but a loop hole is found; Since there's no wish to corrupt, then that means the wish was already corrupted to begin with. Basically, you wasted your wish.

I wish for a better Sonic Fanbase.

 

[Shmid]

Wish granted, Sega goes bankrupt.

I wish the Technic crew would put Millenaire and Zepplin back into Technic.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but both mods aren't added properly and flip the fuck out, pretty much preventing use of Technic as a whole.

I wish for diamond pants.

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but they are made of a bunch of uncut diamonds glued together. Say goodbye to your legs.

I wish I was good at pvp.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you get hacked.

I wish for that Blocktopia could successfully run SMP-based non-vanilla server like Primordia or Tekkit.

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but the server gets DDOS-ed a week after opening.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but now you don't exist.

I wish this wish was impossible to corrupt.

 

[rosekill]

Granted, but you just ended the world...

I wish for a EpicFailCow

 

[Notme]

Granted, but he eats you.

I wish for IamLittleCaramelLucarioRawr (5 minecrafters in 1 - IamGreg07, 63LittlePiggy63, CaramelCow, Araidian and Tamrawr)

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but he/she/it turns out to be a compulsive griefer and gets permabanned.

I wish for something to slap Vechz with that won't trigger one of his damned traps.

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but it triggers someone else's trap.

I wish school was easy.

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted, but then you get expelled.
I wish my little brother would quit bothering me

 

[Notme]

Granted, but he was abducted to Ickland.

I wish for god mode.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but the game devs got confused and accidentally gave you Dog Mode.

I wish for a canon that fires toasters.