HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[BiggestKirbyFan]

Granted but the hippo will eat you.

I wish I could do anything

 

[Swate]

Granted, but the wish backfires and it makes you do everything. At once. UFIHSIHFHIADHAO

I wish for a giant strawberry doughnut that is imposible to spoil/poison/etc.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but it tastes awful.
I wish the universe was programemd in javascript.

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but my little sister programmed it, so it doesn't work at all.

I wish there were more people playing these things.

 

[Riketr]

Granted, but they all get forum banned.

I wish I was able to play MC during the week

 

[hywel45]

granted, but you only get 3FPS

I wish for it to rain baby ducks

 

[LEGOMAN2134]

Granted but they are all dead and peeing so...
I wish for a ninja zombie partner named steve who pwns noobs on BL2

 

[Riketr]

Granted but he kills you first and does the job himself.

I wish I was allowed to play TF2

 

[rosekill]

Granted but you become a cereal killer.

I wish for an ungrantable wish.

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted? But that means that your wish wasn't ungrantable.
I wish for inebriated hippos to be sober.

 

[Riketr]

I wish for inebriated hippos to be sober.

Granted, but they start milking alcoholic cows and become drunk.

I wish there was no such thing as people trying to derail threads.

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but Reddit, 4chan, and every forums site in the world closes.

I wish everything was free

 

[BiggestKirbyFan]

Granted, but everything is free for only 0.0000000001 seconds

I wish I could do anything

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but Touhou is wiped from existence.

I wish my little sister would stop annoying me. Forever. NAOW.

 

[Riketr]

Granted, but another of your siblings starts annoying you.

I wish a million dollars appeared in my pocket. NAOW.

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted, but you forget that it is in your pocket, and your mom puts it through the washing machine, and all the money is ruined.
I wish to be fully upgraded on TNT and not have anything bad happen to me or the server, or anyone on the server.

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but everyone leaves because they can't kill you and the server is shut down.

I wish I didn't have to sit in the car for two hours riding to Tacoma today.

 

[Riketr]

Granted, but tomorrow you sit on the bus for two hours riding to Tacoma.

I wish there were no such thing as homework

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted, but then you fail school.
I wish for someone to post on my profile.

 

[Riketr]

Granted, but someone reports it and it gets deleted.

I wish I had maxed out diamond everything on all SP worlds and all servers. NAOW.

 

[Amorix]

Granted. Now the game is essentially broken since nothing exciting has any challenge to it. Good job.

I wish I could make myself believe that planet earth... turns... sloooowwwwlllllly.

 

[Riketr]

Granted, but you're right and time eventually stops.

I wish there were seasons in Minecraft

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but it makes the game virtually un-playable on all but NASA's computers.

I wish I had more time to finish my tower on SMP

 

[Riketr]

Granted, but someone griefs it so bad that rollback is impossible.

I wish I had a ton of spoilers in my signature

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but mine are still better.

I wish I didn't have to go to sleep now. :c