HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Notme]

Granted, but toasters were made from frozen mercury.

I wish for twice more posts.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but they're all spam posts and you experience the rage of the mighty ban hammer.

I wish Zekkyou posted videos more often.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but his vids started to suck.

I wish I could craft dragon.

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted, but then it eats you.
I wish for cake

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but it's made of baby dolphins and you weren't told until AFTER you ate it.

I wish I had Ridley as a pet.

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but he gets eaten by ants. (don't question ant logic)

I wish the Yogscast would hurry their butts up and post the next SOI episode!

 

[Notme]

Granted, but its horribly unfinished.

I wish for endercat

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but he escapes with his telerpertatiern.

I wish for a giant snowman.

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but it turns into a deranged mutant killer monster snow goon and tries to kill you.

I wish someone would join Tow. (I'm so lonely! ;_; )

 

[Ansoro2112]

Granted, but after 1 minute in the game the new player had a heart attack and died.

I wish I could stop the time every time I want.

 

[Amorix]

Granted, but it freezes you as well.
I wish for a wish.

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but the wish eats you.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you slowly decay and disintegrate.

I wish for new avatar

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but it was made in MS Paint by a 5-year old.

I wish it would snow already!

 

[Ansoro2112]

Granted, but an avalanche killed you.

I wish I could own a beach.

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but it's a Washingtonian beach, so there is no sand, just gravel

I wish somebody would post here

 

[Riketr]

Granted, but then the forums encounter a fatal error and crash forever.

I wish I had luck at finding diamonds

 

[Notme]

Granted, but someone keeps raiding you.

I wish that Araidian would play more LSMP.

 

[Riketr]

Granted, but he ends up getting banned.

I wish I cared enough to build something massive on BuildBox.

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but it gets you globally perma-banned.

I wish school would go away and stay away. NAOW.

 

[Riketr]

Granted, but you live in your school.

I wish I had a 3DS

 

[Super_Goku]

Granted but it won't work.

I wish I finished writing Harry Potter in LSMP

 

[Riketr]

Granted but then you accidentally drop it in lava.

I wish I didn't have a thunderstorm right now

 

[Shmid]

Granted, but you get a tornado.

I wish I remembered how to go to sleep.

 

[hihihilolHI]

Granted but then you wake up.
I wish for an inebriated hippo.