HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Riketr]

Granted but it falls to the ground and breaks into pieces when it hits the ground.

I wish for a bedrock pickaxe.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but some... Discordia happened, so this pickaxe is created from real world bedrock.

I wish for BIG clan called "Dawn of Concordia"

 

[Guest35486]

Granted, but you're not in it and its members are all creepers.
I wish for some ice cream.

 

[RyanDodd]

Granted but it's poison and you get sent to the hospital because it ends up rotting your stomach open. The digestive juices break down all of your organs and you eventually get fed to Kylieanna.

I want sleep.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you get raided.

I wish for everyone having equal Jammy/Danni-level PvP skills

 

[Guest35486]

Granted, but you wake up after one second.
Raxo you ninja. >:c
Granted, but it only lasts one second.
I want a flying table.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you crash into tree.

I wish, that technological progress was 12 times faster (basically one year in one month)

 

[Guest35486]

Who said I was on the table
Granted, but it only works for chipmunks (Theo is in luck! Sort of)
I wish for a obstacle-evading flying table.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but it flies too high, so you freeze and suffocate.

I wish, that my wish actually worked for humans

 

[Guest35486]

Granted, but you suddenly find out that no one is human.
I wish for a nice comfy bed.

 

[Notme]

Granted, but you get raided.

I wish for Blocktopia related RPG game called "Legends of Discordia: Journey to SMP"

 

[Guest35486]

Granted, but it's always full so you cannot join.
I wish for a fluffy pillow.

 

[gay vampire]

Granted, but it's always full so you cannot join.
I wish for a fluffy pillow.

Granted, but the fluffy pillow is full of fluffy alarm o' clocks that go off every second and all have a different alarm sound.

I wish that carrots didn't exist.

 

[Hunter]

Granted, but Vitamin A goes with them (and you're blind due to deficiency.)
I wish for an alternate universe without rules governing wishes.

 

[RyanDodd]

It explodes and you die.

I wish for an iPhone 5s right now that doesn't break, kill me, or do any other harm. Or doesn't get stolen, drowned, killed, sliced, diced, shattered, cracked, dented, chipped, or anything. It also must work exactly as it is intended. So everything works and nothing can happen to it or me or anyone else; it cannot be a murderous phone or kill people with a magical pony laser beam that comes from the camera flash. Again, it must be an iPhone 5s as well. Have fun.

 

[Hunter]

Wish granted, but the battery dies.
I wish for a dish of fish served with a kiss from a miss.

 

[Riketr]

Granted, but it's improperly made fugu and you die.

I wish for a more interesting life.

 

[Jubjubers]

Granted but it's only interesting because its someone else's.

I wish for three cheap hookers and a line of pcp.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but they all self-destruct on you.

I wish for the same headphones Neku from TWEWY has!

 

[Olix]

Your wish is granted... but when you put them on for the first time a metal hand, reaching from the speaker within the headphone, gropes into your skull and pulls out a chunk of your brain, causing you to scream from agony and shortly die from the successive bleeding.

On that note, I wish for a rose wood marimba :D

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but it explodes in your face.

On that note, I wish to punch Olix :D

 

[ironstag1]

Granted, but superman punches you causing the air around you to be so hot it melts you.

On that note, I wish superman to punch the next person to post.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but he also punches you as well.

I wish for peace.

 

[ironstag1]

Granted, but it lasted for a day before it was wiped from existence.

I wish for the ability to use magic.

 

[Hunter]

Granted, but the sheer force of the energy inside you causes you to spontaneously implode.

I wish I had my post uncontested in the 24 hour thread for 12 hours and 56 minutes +9 seconds.