HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Faliara]

Granted, but someone breaks your record the next week.

I wish that I could rewind time so that Baker did not fucking post the moment we reached 90.

 

[Deleted member 4601]

Granted, he posted at 91.

I wish bukkit releases a stable build NOW.

 

[Willchill]

Granted, but it breaks every computer it is downloaded onto.

 

[Guest35486]

You didn't make a wish \o/
I wish that chicken jockeys spawn more often.

 

[Olix]

Granted, but the chickens are riding vicious, man-eating boars which soon, with their new spawn rate, impale you and all your friends with a blood covered horn.

I wish for purple

 

[Love]

Granted but it will an off-shade of purple, more of a magenta.

I wish to become a cat.

 

[Guest35486]

Granted but it only lasts for one second.
I wish for ice cream.

 

[Deleted member 4601]

Granted, but you become allergic to ice-cream forever.

I wish I had a 3DS.

 

[myusername22]

Granted but its your only Christmas present.

I wish I knew who was phone

 

[Love]

Granted but any memory on the subject gets wiped afterward.

I wish I had ice

 

[Deleted member 4601]

Granted, but it melted! (totally unexpected)

I wish for money.

 

[Guest35486]

Granted, but you only get 1 cent.
I wish for no homework

 

[Deleted member 4601]

Granted, but you get schoolwork.

I wish I could buy games online.

 

[Guest35486]

Granted, but you can only buy games that you cannot afford.
I wish for ice cream rain
(wat)

 

[Love]

Granted but it makes everything sticky, and hard to move.

I wish for more catnip

 

[urbanizedtooth4]

Granted, but little timmy was curious and ate all except one.

I wish I had a banana.

 

[Love]

Granted, but the banana is spoiled.

I wish I had some sweets.

 

[Guest35486]

Granted, but you cannot eat them
I wish for no school

 

[Riketr]

Granted, all education you ever received is ripped out of your mind, you don't know anything, get hit by a truck and die.
I wish this sentence were false.

 

[Deleted member 4601]

Granted, but by stating that the sentence is false, you effectively stated that the statement is false and true at the same time due to two falses. This in turn give us the fact that the statement, saying it is false, can be true, therefore stating that it is true and false at the same time. Therefore, you create a paradox that rips apart your brain, leaving mankind another big mystery to solve.

I wish for 99999999 topians.

 

[Love]

Granted, but all data is wiped a few minutes later in a terrible crash. Also your base is raided.

I wish for it to snow.

 

[brownlee123]

Granted, but it snows on the opposite side of the world from you.

I wish for a giant can of Coca-Cola.

 

[Hunter]

Wish granted, but it comes into contact with gallium and flakes apart when touched.
I wish I won the KingSam contest in the 24 hour thread.

 

[Shanebat1]

Granted, but there actually was no prize.
I wish for a million dragons

 

[Notme]

Granted, but they burned whole world.

I wish for 77 nether stars.