HERP DERP DUMBASS TITLE| also, corrupted wish game.

[Riketr]

Granted, but then a patch is immediately rolled out that switches the nether star and rotten flesh item IDs, so you end up with 77 rotten flesh.

I wish Mark Zuckerberg would stop screwing up facebook and creating more reasons for me not to make a facebook account.

 

[Nemba]

Granted, but some one else does it for him and 10 times worse.


I wish for the power to shape shift.

 

[nitasu987]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a bowling pin.

I wish for a slice of pumpkin pie

 

[Nemba]

Granted but you have to sit there and watch some one you hate slowly eat it.

I wish for a APC.

 

[Love]

Granted but you have to sit there and watch some one you hate slowly eat it.

I wish for a APC.

Assuming an APC is a type fo computer, so, granted but it spontaniously crashes.

I wish for the ability to fly

 

[Riketr]

Granted, you fly up 10 miles, then lose it and are forced to fall to your doom.

I wish my math homework didn't take so damn long

 

[Nemba]

Granted, But you get more of every other homework to compensate.

I wish for a Armored Personnel Carrier (APC)

 

[Wink]

Why not? But unforunately, Trevor Phillips is the driver and needs the vehicle for a 'personal reason'.

I wish for gold

 

[Nemba]

Granted but I get to keep it.

I wish for a hat any color but purple.

 

[Riketr]

Granted, you get a hat that is a color that makes you vomit.

I wish for a cat (housecat, no other type of cat)

 

[Nemba]

Granted but it is plotting to kill you in your sleep.

Wish for a lightbulb that has already gone out.

 

[Hunter]

Granted. You now have a jagged-edged, functionally useless technological artifact.

I wish for this thread to be revived.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, only to be locked.
I wish for pie.

 

[Faliara]

Granted- *throws it in face*

I wish for more DP fanfics- no mature themes, mind you.

 

[rosekill]

Granted but they're all immature as hell.

I wish for a RED FIRETRUCK.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but its red because its really hot, and starting to melt.

I wish for this wish to not be cursed.

I totally copied somebodies paradox.

 

[Faliara]

Granted- except the wish doesn't exist.

I wish for a tap-dancing hippomonkey.

 

[Ltin]

Granted, but the hippo part squahes you into a blood puddle.

I was everything I say is Zezmi's fault is actually Zezmis fault once I say it is his fault.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but then he pummels you once he finds out how exactly is it possible.

I wish for a cup of tea.

 

[Ltin]

Granted. But it tastes faintly of bitter almonds.

I wish that nobody posts after this.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but the 'after this' was ambiguous so it ends up being irrevelant.

I wish for cookies.

 

[Lee_scar]

Granted, however they are raw amorphous blobular hunks in a bowl.

I wish for that a wish that could be a wish if a wish could become a wish.

 

[Robo]

Granted, but wishes can't become wishes.
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I wish for enough money to get Blocktopia Premium.

 

[RyanDodd]

Granted, but it's fake. Scammed.

I want a puppy.

 

[Faliara]

Granted, but it's rabid.

I want a kitty.