Ketten stood up. Not suddenly, just...abruptly and formally. She dusted herself off, not that that was to great effect (she was a tree, after all), and turned to address the Guardians. She'd decided that like anything she did, this was going to dramatic because well, is there another way? "Guardians," she started, directing her attention to them, "We're both in a bit of trouble." She was speaking as if she hadn't just stabbed herself and attempted to frame an innocent (well...innocent of that) girl. "I need places to go. You need more power to help you. It seems to me we can both suit the other's purpose."
She saw the stunned looks on most of the Guardians' faces and sighed. "Yes, I stabbed myself and framed the girl here. To draw your attention. As Liv here may attest, I did allude to her that I had a plan in this." She paused, seeing that her statements really weren't helping to explain all that much. "I overheard your (not so-)little problem and figured I could offer some help....But of course, it'd've been rude to just barge in."
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Ross stared at the spriggan, only half surprised that she'd done what she just had, but slightly irked that she admitted to everything almost immediately after he'd backed her up. "So what you're saying is....You were spying on us...and instead of doing anything reasonable like...I don't know...Knocking on the door or Guardians forbid...walking away from things that aren't your business." He ran his hand upward through his hair and leaned against the wall. "And after spying on us you decided you just had to be involved. So you decided to go ahead and assault and frame this more or less innocent girl. By stabbing yourself." He sighed again and realized something: When they'd met, Ketten was basically using her leg as a scabbard; spriggans don't feel physical pain, at least not to a great extent. Ross addressed the other Guardians, "Just so you guys know...It didn't hurt at all when she stabbed herself. She's apparently just very theatrical. Which....Should be pretty obvious by now."
@a sack of potatoes called guardians and liv